Banned because you’ve done that too
Banned because we’ve all done it
Banned for assuming that everyone’s done it
Banned because I haven’t done it
Banned for a banned based around the same topic as previous bans
Banned for such a long ban
Banned for thinking that long bans are at all bad, not that I am doing one right now, but still. ;D
Banned for not ebnough variety in the reasons of your ban
Banned for not spelling enough correctly
Banned because I’m eating cereal
Banned for banning someone because of something you did or are doing.
Banned for not knowing if I am currently eating cereal or not
Banned for suggesting that you might not be eating cereal when you said you were earlier. 
Banned because the way you worded your previous post indicated that you believed that I may or may not have been eating cereal at that specific point in time, and I decided to play it off like I may or may not have been eating cereal at that specific point in time, though I did not deny I ate cereal earlier during my original post
tl;dr
banned
Banned cause chickens.
Banned because I eat chickens
Banned because chickens are delicious, yet inferior to beef
banned because of porkchops!
Banned because porkchops are evil and you are their master
Banned for not chomping down on the delicious pork chop menace