Banned for disliking food
Banned because I love food
Banned for not giving me all the food
banned for food greed
Banned for your attempted denial of your own food greed.
Banned for testing my yoyos
Banned for banning me for testing your yoyos which you actually asked me to do 
Banned because my dog is taking an afternoon snooze.
Banned because me too, Abby’s dog, me too
You’ve been banned because your thread is dead.
banned because your not believing in this thread that it’s still alive!!!
Banned since you responded to Owen. Owen backwards? Newo. One letter away from Nemo. Backwards of Nemo? Omen. This is a sign…
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Banned because that post lowered my IQ
Banned for loosing the very little IQ you already had
Banned for dissing a mans IQ
banned cause you can always diss a mans IQ
Banned for no tracking number.
Banned because I have more IQ than most people, actually 
Banned for insulting the world
You are banned for not putting a period at the end of your sentence.