Probably my best mail day ever, not sure how I could possibly beat this. My packages from ZipLine Strings, @tubby-omnivore, and @Dude0909 all arrived on the same day!
Tubby sold me all of these yoyos (for an excellent price, no less!) except for the Shadowkat Silhouette which is from Dude0909. All five of the yoyos from Tubby have been in shipping hell for the last 5+ weeks now. I’m so thankful that they appear to be unharmed; the French must have a very gentle postal system. Also ZipLine sent me a mint. 
Thank you so much, everyone!