# Zombie apocalypse

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [June 2, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481 "2013-06-02T23:10:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jjs77as6533](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/53a042/32.png) [@jjs77as6533](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jjs77as6533)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/1 "2013-06-02T23:10:14Z")

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Pretend that you are in a zombie apocalypse. The zombies are attacking you. Grab the first thing to your left and use it to fight the zombies. What are you using to attack them?

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**Author:** ![yuki\_onitsura](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yuki_onitsura/32/1162_2.png) [@yuki\_onitsura](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yuki_onitsura)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/2 "2013-06-02T23:21:01Z")

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Apparently I’m fighting off the zombie apocalypse with… my earphones. \>\<

Yuki

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**Author:** ![Schnayke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Schnayke](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Schnayke)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/3 "2013-06-02T23:22:07Z")

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A pack of 5 vacuum bags. ☹ I think I will probably just run.

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**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/4 "2013-06-02T23:34:39Z")

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Looks like I can use A variety of Pens, scissors or a coat hanger.

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**Author:** ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/5 "2013-06-02T23:41:08Z")

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My mom…?

I don’t like this plan.

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**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/6 "2013-06-03T00:04:43Z")

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I like none of these options.

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**Author:** ![crazyshanky2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/crazyshanky2/32/1340_2.png) [@crazyshanky2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crazyshanky2)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/7 "2013-06-03T00:12:02Z")

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a laundry basket

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**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/8 "2013-06-03T00:14:22Z")

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A guitar. BACK YOU ZOMBIES! Take the power if music!!!

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/9 "2013-06-03T00:18:14Z")

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> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> A guitar. BACK YOU ZOMBIES! Take the power if music!!!

lol

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/10 "2013-06-03T00:21:09Z")

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The best weapon I have is an inflatable hammer I won from an amusement park So . . .  
COME AT ME ZOMBIES FACE DA POWUH OF THE MIGHTY THOR!

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**Author:** ![bazz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bazz/32/1383_2.png) [@bazz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bazz)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/11 "2013-06-03T00:22:30Z")

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I’m using a Tripod with a camera mounted on the top of it. It’s extended to about 4 feet tall.

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/12 "2013-06-03T01:30:15Z")

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I’m using a… window.

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**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/13 "2013-06-03T01:31:08Z")

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> [@Shadowz143](#):
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> I’m using a… window

Cut into blade, and you’re good to go 😃

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/14 "2013-06-03T01:33:23Z")

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> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> > [@Shadowz143](#):
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> > I’m using a… window
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> Cut into blade, and you’re good to go 😃

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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**Author:** ![benkdru80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@benkdru80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/benkdru80)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/15 "2013-06-03T02:11:02Z")

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Looks like I’ll be taking down zombies with… a couch.

DIE ZOMBIES!!! TASTE THE CUSHION-Y FURY!!

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**Author:** ![Jdrabik](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jdrabik/32/1110_2.png) [@Jdrabik](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jdrabik)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/16 "2013-06-03T02:11:13Z")

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I’m using the wall. Maybe I can lure them into stupidly running into it. Then again, they are zombies,so it would probably be more of a lurch than a run.

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**Author:** ![yoyospirit](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyospirit/32/219875_2.png) [@yoyospirit](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyospirit)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/17 "2013-06-03T02:15:37Z")

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I’m using a roll of toilet paper?

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**Author:** ![Yummy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yummy/32/14065_2.png) [@Yummy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yummy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/18 "2013-06-03T02:15:59Z")

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I have a flathead screwdriver for weaponry, a mask to protect myself from airborne plagues, yo-yos that could be thrown for distraction or as a weapon, a computer for research and communication, and a kandi cuff in case they only go for wrists.

inb4: I need to clean my desk

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/19 "2013-06-03T02:16:29Z")

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> [@yoyospirit](#):
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> I’m using a roll of toilet paper?

Cool you can blind them good thinking.

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**Author:** ![benkdru80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@benkdru80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/benkdru80)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/zombie-apocalypse/54481/20 "2013-06-03T02:16:53Z")

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> [@yoyospirit](#):
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> I’m using a roll of toilet paper?

Oppa mummy style!

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