# Yoyos mentioned in songs?

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**Created:** [March 20, 2022, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyos-mentioned-in-songs/354447 "2022-03-20T14:03:01Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyos-mentioned-in-songs/354447/21 "2022-05-19T08:40:02Z")

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Mac Miller-Uber…

Who put the spiders in my apple sauce?  
Took the pins out my hand grenade?  
Somebody said that I deserve to die

I looked him in the eye and said the devil’s not circumcised  
Who put spiders in my apple sauce?  
Took the pins out my hand grenade?  
Somebody told that I deserve to die  
I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised

So play me a song on the guitar  
Got a rainforest in my cigar  
There’s knots in my **YoYo** string  
Put a crown on my stallion, I’m the Polo king  
I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she’s a single mom  
The underdog, I like to play the game with Diddy Kong  
She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike  
Everything is alright, see it’s written in the Psalms  
I told her I get rich off my little songs  
Gave her a billion reasons that she should come along  
Immediately, she dropped her ■■■■  
But everywhere I go, they tell me “Watch your bitch!”  
God damn! I guess I got another one  
Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch  
I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt  
Got my head underwater but I ain’t comin’ up  
■■■■ air, my bitch’s ■■■■■■ like a plump pear  
And she ain’t pretty or ugly, I say she’s just fair  
Man this life is unfair

Okay I’m parkin’ lot pimpin’, I got nothin’ to lose  
And I’ma do this ‘til I’m a hundred and two  
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin’ on you?  
I said I’m parkin’ lot pimpin’, I got nothin’ to do  
And I’ma do this ‘til I’m a hundred and two  
Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin’ on you?

I’m readin’ old Playboy magazines  
Somethin’ from the 50’s when the journalism had it’s peak  
You play the background, you just a member of the faculty  
I’m actually out here decision makin’  
Had to get my ■■■■ together, I was missin’ payments  
I just pray to God that my lady isn’t famous  
She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet  
She got her own stories, just let the bitch explain it

Mac, I think the girl that you speakin’ ‘bout  
Was in fact the same chick, late night, creepin’ out  
Sneakin’ out, my homie knew it, told me keep an eye  
Found out she was twerkin’, found out she wasn’t workin’  
The whole game switched when my man hit  
Got me rollin’ in a circle, top down, blowin’ purple  
Seen the parkin’ lot, I’m ‘bout to crawl up like a turtle  
Seen the parkin’ lot, I’m ‘bout to crawl up like a turtle  
Swang, switchin’ lane to lane, still tippin’  
Trunk up, top down, call it parkin’ lot pimpin’  
Mike Jones, switchin’ lane to lane, still tippin’  
Trunk up, top down, call it parkin’ lot pimpin’

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