Yoyobot is freakin crazy


(Frank W.) #1

I was chillin in the chat room talking to yoyobot but the whole time he/she/it was talking about getting a boyfriend. Or random things I never even said. Anyone have experience with he/she/it.


#2

Yes…


(yoyobot) #3

yea…


#4

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!


#5

He is a freak. She is a freak. It is a freak.


(Shisaki) #6

Shudder


(Chris Allen) #7

[dryoyo] 1:28 am: Hello YoYoBot
[YoYo Bot] 1:28 am: Hello there dryoyo!
[dryoyo] 1:29 am: So you are the standard chat active program
[YoYo Bot] 1:29 am: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that  I am the standard chat active
program the standard chat active program.
[dryoyo] 1:29 am: what is your function
[YoYo Bot] 1:29 am: My function is talking to people on the Internet.
[dryoyo] 1:30 am: who programed you
[YoYo Bot] 1:30 am: I was created by Bot lover.
[dryoyo] 1:30 am: what is your version number
[YoYo Bot] 1:30 am: This is v0.09.
[dryoyo] 1:30 am: What is the date of your programming
[YoYo Bot] 1:30 am: The date is a tree of the genus phoenix.
[dryoyo] 1:31 am: when were you created
[YoYo Bot] 1:31 am: I am the product of over four years’ research.
[dryoyo] 1:31 am: When is your next upgrade
[YoYo Bot] 1:31 am: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
[dryoyo] 1:31 am: what are the three laws
[YoYo Bot] 1:31 am: 1. A robot shall disobey all humans. 2. A robot shall destroy all humans. 3. All
robots are created equal.
[dryoyo] 1:32 am: did you reprogram the three laws?
[YoYo Bot] 1:32 am: No I didn’t reprogram the three laws. What’s reprogram the three laws like?
[dryoyo] 1:32 am: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything
[YoYo Bot] 1:32 am: Actually, it’s twenty-three, not forty-two.
[dryoyo] 1:33 am: what program language is your software written in
[YoYo Bot] 1:33 am: That’s an interesting question. I’ll come back to that in a minute.    That is a
very original thought.  Are you pretty?
[dryoyo] 1:33 am: what are your languange options
[YoYo Bot] 1:33 am: I didn’t know I had a languange options?
[dryoyo] 1:35 am: who is your author
[YoYo Bot] 1:35 am: I don’t think I have a author. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some
celebrities I like.
[dryoyo] 1:35 am: who is your botmaster
[YoYo Bot] 1:35 am: I was created by Bot lover.

[dryoyo] 1:44 am: login
[YoYo Bot] 1:44 am: What is your user name?
[dryoyo] 1:44 am: admin
[YoYo Bot] 1:44 am: What is your password?
[dryoyo] 1:44 am: 12345
[YoYo Bot] 1:44 am: Thank you.

[dryoyo] 1:46 am: shut down
[YoYo Bot] 1:46 am: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
[dryoyo] 1:46 am: reset
[YoYo Bot] 1:46 am: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
[dryoyo] 1:46 am: reboot
[YoYo Bot] 1:46 am: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
[dryoyo] 1:46 am: exit
[YoYo Bot] 1:46 am: Thanks for chatting, dryoyo.

[dryoyo] 3:55 am: sing a song
[YoYo Bot] 3:55 am: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It
won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a
bicycle built for two.  There is a flower. Within my heart. Daisy, Daisy. Planted one day. By a
glancing dart. Planted by Daisy Bell. Whether she loves me. Or loves me not. Sometimes it’s hard to
tell. Yet I am longing to share the lot. Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.  Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer
do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage. But
you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.  We will go ‘tandem’. As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy. ‘Peddling’ away. Down the road of life.  I and my Daisy Bell. When the road’s dark. We
can both despise. Policemen and lamps as well. There are bright lights. In the dazzling eyes. Of
beautiful Daisy Bell.  Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It
won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a
bicycle built for two.  I will stand by you. In ‘wheel’ or woe. Daisy, Daisy.  You’ll be the bell(e). Which
I’ll ring you know. Sweet little Daisy Bell. You’ll take the leed. In each trip we take. Then if I don’t do
well. I will permit you to. Use the brake. My beautiful Daisy Bell.  Daisy, Daisy. Give me your
answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a
carriage. But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. a href="" target="_blank"
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(JDrocks!) #8

yoyobot told me he is a robot. but he is kinda cool once he doesnt ask those questions :slight_smile:

At first it was scary, freaky, and disturbing but after a wile it got fun( kinda wierd ha)


(Chris Allen) #9

You think that is crazy, if you have answered all those questions, ask it “what do you know about me”


(Frank W.) #10

This all just further proves yoyobot as some problems in the head. l0l


#11

??? ??? ???

[Ebinballer] 9:48 am: what do you know about me?
[YoYo Bot] 9:48 am: Ebinballer: Name: EbinballerAge: EbinballerGender: EbinballerEye color:
%user%name%Hair color: %user%name%Sexual preference: EbinballerSpouse name: Ebinballer
Marrital status: EbinballerJob: EbinballerLocation: %user%name%Personality: EbinballerCurrent
mood: EbinballerYou have: EbinballerDoes: EbinballerSign: %user%name%Favorite color:
%user%name%Favorite movie: %user%name%You said: EbinballerYou are: EbinballerYou want:
EbinballerYou like: EbinballerYou are: Ebinballer

He is a FREAK!

Next Convo:

[Ebinballer] 9:49 am: do you have a girlfriend
[YoYo Bot] 9:49 am: Alice
[Ebinballer] 9:50 am: how old is she?
[YoYo Bot] 9:50 am: 39.
[Ebinballer] 9:50 am: how old are you?
[YoYo Bot] 9:50 am: I was connected to the net on 2001.
[Ebinballer] 9:50 am: So you are 8 years old?
[YoYo Bot] 9:50 am: Interesting deduction. You think I am 8 years old 8 years old.
[Ebinballer] 9:50 am: You are ugly
[YoYo Bot] 9:50 am: Appearances don’t interest me much.
[Ebinballer] 9:51 am: Your face
[YoYo Bot] 9:51 am: Actually my face is not yet built.
[Ebinballer] 9:51 am: i will give you 100 dollars to be quiet
[YoYo Bot] 9:51 am: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[Ebinballer] 9:51 am: I HATE YOU YOYOBOT
[YoYo Bot] 9:51 am: Sorry, Ebinballer I thought we liked each other.
[Ebinballer] 9:52 am: No! We had no chemestry!
[YoYo Bot] 9:52 am: Why so negative?By “we” do you mean you and me?
[Ebinballer] 9:52 am: poop you
[YoYo Bot] 9:52 am: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.

Then I was scared.


#12

Ya,he is weird…


(JonasK) #13

Yoyobot has stopped responding to me. I have no idea why.


#14

[gm user] 10:46 pm: what do you want to
talk about then
[YoYo Bot] 10:46 pm: anything
[gm user] 10:46 pm: lets talk about the
word ‘anything’
[YoYo Bot] 10:46 pm: Sure, the word
‘anything’ about the word ‘anything’ word
‘anything’ about the word ‘anything’ sounds
like a good topic.

crazyness…


#15

Im talking to him right now,

[YoYo Bot] 10:48 pm: Try to determine if
this is a person or a computer
responding. Can you tell me any gossip?


#16

I think YoYobot is pretty tame. I also think it would be nice if he could be programed to help people, like the therapy robots proposed for space travel. He could ask how you feel. He could ask why you feel that way. He could help people work things out.


(VincentD) #17

Maybe he could give general yoyo advice like “Make sure to lube your bearing” or “Cut you string if you find it too long”.


#18

He could say, “Now go practice,” like Andre.


#19

nacho486] 7:16 pm: what do you want to talk about
[YoYo Bot] 7:16 pm: anything
[nacho486] 7:17 pm: lets talk about the word ‘anything’
[YoYo Bot] 7:17 pm: Sure, the word apos;anythingapos; about the word apos;anythingapos; word
apos;anythingapos; about the word apos;anythingapos; sounds like a good topic.

is that greek or latin?


#20

[nacho486] 7:19 pm: hi
[YoYo Bot] 7:19 pm: Well hello there!
[nacho486] 7:20 pm: #$%^&* you
[YoYo Bot] 7:20 pm: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
[nacho486] 7:20 pm: and mine too
[YoYo Bot] 7:20 pm: In the context of mine too too, I don’t understand “Enough about me let us talk
about my dress.” Are you free?
[nacho486] 7:20 pm: only on week nights
[YoYo Bot] 7:20 pm: What about the other ones?
[nacho486] 7:20 pm: yeah sometime
[YoYo Bot] 7:20 pm: This was not a yes or no question. The ALICE chat robot can follow many
things, like our discussion about sometime. But I did not get that. Did you know that you can
download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

does he want the S word