yoyo related jokes


#1

post your yoyo related jokes :smiley:
mine :
the mighty flea is my number 1 choice for offstring.


#2

Didn’t want to make a duplicate but yeah…

Why do asian play so fast ?

Because they are to short for long string !

(2015 award for worst joke eva !!!)


#3

How many Yo-Yoers does it take to screw in a Light Bulb?


#4

How do return tops greet each other?
-yo
-yo


#5

3, one to break it with their yoyo, another to bring a multi-tool, and the third to actually fix the bulb.


#6

Yoyo Limerick:
My favorite yoyo is the Cliff
It plays so strong and stiff
or the Yeti
or Super G
But really it makes no diff

I know it’s kind of weird because I am basically saying:
“The Cliff is the best yoyo ever… but the Yeti is good… so, is the Super G… ah, what the heck, they’re all good.”

:smiley:


#7

No,4 because the third will try the palm method and fail


#8

Yo dawg…


#9

What’s a yoyo’s favorite wrestling move?

The sleeper… WAKA WAKA