# Yoyo jokes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [May 22, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931 "2013-05-22T04:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/85 "2013-09-22T01:16:28Z")
If it wasn’t for me bumping this thread people wouldn’t have posted anything in this thread in the past 2 weeks. :wink: so basically…I win the battle. :wink: Hand over the popcorn… ---
**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/86 "2013-09-22T01:18:21Z")
> [@Anthony](#): > > If it wasn’t for me bumping this thread people wouldn’t have posted anything in this thread in the past 2 weeks. :wink: > so basically…I win the battle. :wink: > Hand over the popcorn… No, it was a yoyo battle xD ---
**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/87 "2013-09-22T02:14:20Z")
> [@Anthony](#): > > If it wasn’t for me bumping this thread people wouldn’t have posted anything in this thread in the past 2 weeks. :wink: > so basically…I win the battle. :wink: > Hand over the popcorn… The battle we are talking about is way more fun ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/88 "2013-09-22T04:33:13Z")
> [@LeftyLink](#): > > The battle we are talking about is way more fun ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/89 "2013-09-22T04:58:49Z")
Yoyo joke: Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the DS PRIDE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/90 "2013-09-24T21:00:47Z")
Why did the rabbit clime the mountain so he could get to the summit ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/91 "2013-09-24T23:47:16Z")
why’d the chicken cross the road??.. To get to the yoyo store on the other side!!! 😃 thank you , thank you, I’ll be here all week ---
**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/92 "2013-09-27T00:33:54Z")
This thread is full of poo, we should leave before these bad jokes go into overdrive. Seriously? You must all be some sort of doublejokers to make ill vibe puns like this. Im a jokester, pure funny and designed to inspire. Im a classic comic, greatness is my destiny, blowing away the comedic world like a meteor. If you’ve got a fever for my jokes, you gotta go big if you wanna be my reversed kickside on my journey, maybe if you’re lucky you can even be my legacy. I’m an epic comedian, the juggernaut of all, the number one ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/93 "2013-09-27T02:12:30Z")
Why is when everyone see Gentry Stein they go quiet? Because he always brings a shutter into the room! ---
**Author:** ![Casey888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Casey888](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Casey888)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/94 "2013-09-27T03:44:14Z")
> [@johnthejwolfe](#): > > Best jokes of all. > > Yoyo unboxing videos > Yoyo company fanboys > Yoyoers who think the clyyw five panels look good > Yoyoers who post 1000 times a month because they like to “contribute to the community” > Yoyoers who wine about bearings > Yoyoers who wine about not placing > Yoyoers who wine about anything > Yoyoers who wear fedoras to match their crocs > Dubstep at yoyo contests > Dubstep in general > Yoyo puns Yoyoers who don’t spell “whine” correctly ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/95 "2013-09-30T23:03:14Z")
Why did i go to thearctic circle so i could see a yeti] hahahahahh ;D ;D ;D ;D ---
**Author:** ![Zort\_Commander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zort\_Commander](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zort_Commander)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/96 "2013-10-02T09:36:51Z")
What happened to Eric Koloski in a desert? He came across a Diamondback! (Rimshot, all the people in the Yo-Yo club leave, feeling bad about their Diamondbacks, knowing that it bares a joke like that. Horrible. And yes, I know I use way to many commas in a sentence :wink: ) ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/97 "2018-12-07T02:25:38Z")
A yoyo was sitting at a bar and after drinking too much he stood up and started spinning. (Okay, that was cheesy but I made it up myself.) Make up an original joke and post it here. ---
**Author:** ![SuperWideAngle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/superwideangle/32/46320_2.png) [@SuperWideAngle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SuperWideAngle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/98 "2018-12-07T02:46:47Z")
Evan Nagao is such a show off. He acts way too EDGY. He goes BEYOND my personal limit. Evan is a total MONSTER ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/99 "2018-12-07T02:48:19Z")
A blonde was performing an awesome yoyo trick when a person walks up and asks “what’s that trick called?” The blonde with the yoyo then says “I don’t know any tricks, I’m not a magician.” (by Chris Francz) ---
**Author:** ![SuperWideAngle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/superwideangle/32/46320_2.png) [@SuperWideAngle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SuperWideAngle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/100 "2018-12-07T02:48:30Z")
I could do this all day. ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/101 "2018-12-07T02:48:47Z")
I found these! What goes BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB? A bee stuck to a yo-yo. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along? What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him? Yo. Why did the yoyo cross the street? Because it was walking the dog. ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/102 "2018-12-07T02:52:55Z")
Two yoyos were walking through a park when one became deathly afraid because it saw a child with a butterfly catcher. (by Chris Francz) ---
**Author:** ![shatterFX](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shatterfx/32/66476_2.png) [@shatterFX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/shatterFX)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/103 "2018-12-07T06:13:09Z")
Why did the yoyo scream every time he was thrown? Because he’s only hanging on by a thread ---
**Author:** ![Theolodger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theolodger/32/65462_2.png) [@Theolodger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Theolodger)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/104 "2018-12-07T06:59:09Z")
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