# Yoyo jokes!

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [May 22, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931 "2013-05-22T04:39:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/65 "2013-09-17T03:44:52Z")

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Best jokes of all.

Yoyo unboxing videos  
Yoyo company fanboys  
Yoyoers who think the clyyw five panels look good  
Yoyoers who post 1000 times a month because they like to “contribute to the community”  
Yoyoers who wine about bearings  
Yoyoers who wine about not placing  
Yoyoers who wine about anything  
Yoyoers who wear fedoras to match their crocs  
Dubstep at yoyo contests  
Dubstep in general  
Yoyo puns

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**Author:** ![YoCyanightYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/77aa72/32.png) [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/66 "2013-09-17T03:47:07Z")

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> [@johnthejwolfe](#):
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> Best jokes of all.
> 
> Yoyo unboxing videos  
> Yoyo company fanboys  
> Yoyoers who think the clyyw five panels look good  
> Yoyoers who post 1000 times a month because they like to “contribute to the community”  
> Yoyoers who wine about bearings  
> Yoyoers who wine about not placing  
> Yoyoers who wine about anything  
> Yoyoers who wear fedoras to match their crocs  
> Dubstep at yoyo contests  
> Dubstep in general  
> Yoyo puns

I agree with all but the dubstep thing. What fast music are you supposing 90% of the people are going to throw to without reusing others music? Also, did you hear about the fanboy who traded a near mint peak for a yeti at worlds? I watched it go down lol…

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**Author:** ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/67 "2013-09-17T03:57:40Z")

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I have nothing much against dubstep, but I kind of crinch when a kid uses music like that, but can’t handle it. There’s some people who kind of rock it, but most times, it’s hard to watch.

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**Author:** ![YoCyanightYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/77aa72/32.png) [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/68 "2013-09-17T03:59:15Z")

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Yeahh… the only performance from worlds this year with dubstep was really Chris Chia’s.

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**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/69 "2013-09-17T11:59:28Z")

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![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/0/6/3/0630d0fec554ab192deb0884ee2c8058622bf5f5.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/70 "2013-09-17T21:48:02Z")

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> [@YoCyanightYo](#):
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> I agree with all but the dubstep thing. What fast music are you supposing 90% of the people are going to throw to without reusing others music?

If you cannot think of music that is fast and able to build hype like cheap dubstep, than you seriously need to find a way out of the hole you’re currently in.  
There is tons, tons of music that is able to achieve what dubstep can do.

Joke:  
Somebody made another thread of yoyo jokes  
It won’t be long before it croaks.

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**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/71 "2013-09-17T23:29:04Z")

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> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> nope the snipe then saved him last minute… The end 🙂

With help from the yeti The End ;D ;D ;D

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/72 "2013-09-18T02:17:31Z")

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the SASQUATCH was never found…

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/anthony/32/1385_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/73 "2013-09-18T02:18:22Z")

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nor the campfire

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**Author:** ![YoCyanightYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/77aa72/32.png) [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/74 "2013-09-18T02:22:21Z")

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> [@koenigseggfire](#):
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> If you cannot think of music that is fast and able to build hype like cheap dubstep, than you seriously need to find a way out of the hole you’re currently in.  
> There is tons, tons of music that is able to achieve what dubstep can do.
> 
> Joke:  
> Somebody made another thread of yoyo jokes  
> It won’t be long before it croaks.

Like I said, the only dubstep performance I liked at worlds this year was Christopher Chias, all the other ones were horrible dubstep.

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**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/75 "2013-09-18T21:11:25Z")

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> [@YoCyanightYo](#):
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> Like I said, the only dubstep performance I liked at worlds this year was Christopher Chias, all the other ones were horrible dubstep.

Um…okay… this has been fun. Back on track please.

Q. Why does Carlos Braun love watches?  
A. Because he likes to count the HOURs, MINUTEs, of all EIGHTY-SIX thousand FOUR-HUNDRED seconds of every day.

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**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/76 "2013-09-19T23:02:22Z")

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wow i havent posted in months 😛

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**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/77 "2013-09-20T02:41:15Z")

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> [@supbreh1234](#):
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> wow i havent posted in months 😛

sup breh!

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**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/78 "2013-09-20T02:51:26Z")

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> [@supbreh1234](#):
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> wow i havent posted in months 😛

Brah! Your back! "Remember, are you still better than me ;););););):wink:

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**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/79 "2013-09-20T03:54:46Z")

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> [@Bcmadkitty](#):
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> Brah! Your back! "Remember, are you still better than me ;););););):wink:

OMG you have 4000+ posts now WHAT?!?!

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**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/80 "2013-09-20T14:02:20Z")

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> [@supbreh1234](#):
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> OMG you have 4000+ posts now WHAT?!?!

Uh Er… Uh… It’s a … Uh… Long. Errrrr story  
;D

JKJK.

I outta make a new video. Want to have a challenge? Or is it called a battle?

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**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/81 "2013-09-21T04:17:19Z")

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> [@Bcmadkitty](#):
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> Uh Er… Uh… It’s a … Uh… Long. Errrrr story  
> ;D
> 
> JKJK.
> 
> I outta make a new video. Want to have a challenge? Or is it called a battle?

Oh I smell a battle brewing. Let me prep some popcorn

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**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/82 "2013-09-21T04:25:55Z")

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> [@LeftyLink](#):
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> Oh I smell a battle brewing. Let me prep some popcorn

Hmm. Not if your joining xD…

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**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/83 "2013-09-21T04:52:52Z")

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> [@Bcmadkitty](#):
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> Hmm. Not if your joining xD…

I’m staying out of this one I’m just a mere popcorn eater this time

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**Author:** ![Bcmaddog](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bcmaddog/32/1170_2.png) [@Bcmaddog](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Bcmaddog)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/84 "2013-09-21T04:53:44Z")

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> [@LeftyLink](#):
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> I’m staying out of this one I’m just a mere popcorn eater this time

Oh!!! :wink:

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