# Yoyo jokes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [May 22, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931 "2013-05-22T04:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/1 "2013-05-22T04:39:02Z")
Lemme start this. What is jensen kimmits favorite civil war newspaper? The northstar! HAHAHAAH! ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/2 "2013-05-22T04:41:56Z")
Okay, here’s one. Why doesn’t anybody ever try to assassinate Johnnie DelValle? Because he always has a hitman in his pocket, while the X-Convict watches over him from the shelf. ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/3 "2013-05-22T04:42:55Z")
What did Gary Longoria say to Hironori when Gary got 1st place in 1999? Hey, ya look a bit Seasick there, pal. ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/4 "2013-05-22T04:44:34Z")
What did Doc Pop say to Daniel Ickler? Looks like a lot of Hoopla has been about since I retired. (This one is a tad obscure, ask Zammy when ya can.) ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/5 "2013-05-22T04:46:11Z")
Why did Steve Brown take his arm out the garbage can? He felt he needed a Freehand! (Not hating, I love Duncan. but…yeah.) ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/6 "2013-05-22T05:26:05Z")
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Not to get a yoyo; because it doesn’t have fingers. Q. What did Albert Einstein say when he had an unpleasant experience with a yoyo falling on his head? A. "Newton! You foiled me again! ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/7 "2013-05-22T14:46:23Z")
> [@Legyoyo](#): > > Q. What did Albert Einstein say when he had an unpleasant experience with a yoyo falling on his head? > A. "Newton! You foiled me again! oo, you are good, you. I like. ---
**Author:** ![crazyshanky2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/crazyshanky2/32/1340_2.png) [@crazyshanky2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/crazyshanky2)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/8 "2013-05-22T19:13:03Z")
> [@offstring-stewart](#): > > Okay, here’s one. > > Why doesn’t anybody ever try to assassinate Johnnie DelValle? > > Because he always has a hitman in his pocket, while the X-Convict watches over him from the shelf. …and always has his finger on the Trigger and nabs the Eneme… ---
**Author:** ![cbaxt98](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cbaxt98/32/14060_2.png) [@cbaxt98](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cbaxt98)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/9 "2013-05-22T20:33:55Z")
I was going to tell a yoyo joke but I couldn’t come up with one. ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/10 "2013-05-22T20:43:17Z")
> [@Chase Baxter](#): > > I was going to tell a yoyo joke but I couldn’t come up with one. You’re the CHIEF of yo-yo puns. ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/11 "2013-05-22T20:45:28Z")
I was going to tell one but there would be no response. ---
**Author:** ![JoeBadass](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/joebadass/32/338_2.png) [@JoeBadass](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JoeBadass)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/12 "2013-05-22T20:50:39Z")
Selling cheap yoyos! No strings attached! ---
**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/13 "2013-05-22T20:52:03Z")
I would tell a yoyo joke, but it would be very slippy. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/14 "2013-05-22T20:55:54Z")
I don’t have enough bearings to write one. :-\ ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/15 "2013-05-22T21:09:01Z")
These puns are a smooth move, hope they don’t cause tension in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/16 "2013-05-22T21:13:18Z")
> [@supbreh1234](#): > > Lemme start this. > > What is jensen kimmits favorite civil war newspaper? > > The northstar! HAHAHAAH! Good joke, but Jensen currently hates the Northstar. Not completely, but he has a bad attitude against YYF. ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/20 "2013-05-22T21:37:24Z")
Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs. ---
**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/21 "2013-05-22T21:48:33Z")
> [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs. Life in yo-ing is all good till something makes it snap. Then it’s Yomega’s fault. (Anybody who had an OG Hyper warp heavy Wing knows these feels.) ---
**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/22 "2013-05-22T23:25:23Z")
> [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > > > Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs. > > Life in yo-ing is all good till something makes it snap. Then it’s Yomega’s fault. > > (Anybody who had an OG Hyper warp heavy Wing knows these feels.) \*Turns and stares at scratched and dinged HWHW… ---
**Author:** ![Casey888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Casey888](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Casey888)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931/23 "2013-05-22T23:57:26Z")
> [@offstring-stewart](#): > > > [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > > > Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs. > > Life in yo-ing is all good till something makes it snap. Then it’s Yomega’s fault. > > (Anybody who had an OG Hyper warp heavy Wing knows these feels.) Made my day hahaha I had the same deal with a power brain wing version when I was a beginner. I did around the world and the string snapped at the top… [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/53931.md?page=2)