# yoyo jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122 "2011-11-28T22:43:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MrSquirrel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mrsquirrel/32/1008_2.png) [@MrSquirrel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrSquirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/1 "2011-11-28T22:43:48Z")
What if you do a plastic whip with a metal yoyo? And what about the iron whip with a plastic yoyo? And what’s the deal with the jade whip? ---
**Author:** ![Darxun](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/darxun/32/957_2.png) [@Darxun](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Darxun)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/2 "2011-11-28T23:42:10Z")
> [@MrSquirrel](#): > > What if you do a plastic whip with a metal yoyo? And what about the iron whip with a plastic yoyo? > And what’s the deal with the jade whip? lol i stop and think about that sometimes ---
**Author:** ![tjz1021](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@tjz1021](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/tjz1021)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/3 "2011-11-29T00:00:22Z")
what happens if you throw a clyw avalache on the ground? its creates a hurricane ---
**Author:** ![Y\_yo\_2\_yo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/y_yo_2_yo/32/1001_2.png) [@Y\_yo\_2\_yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Y_yo_2_yo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/4 "2011-11-29T00:56:21Z")
A guy accidentally hits his dog with his Mighty Flea. His dog barks back,“What??!!! I work hard enough scratching parasites off already, and now they’re making parasites in YOYO FORM???!!!” ---
**Author:** ![MrSquirrel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mrsquirrel/32/1008_2.png) [@MrSquirrel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrSquirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/5 "2011-11-29T01:07:52Z")
you guys are funny! keep it goin! ---
**Author:** ![zerrubabbel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zerrubabbel/32/592_2.png) [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/6 "2011-11-29T14:42:17Z")
watch what happens when this yoyo responds in the middle of leg wrap trap… ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/7 "2011-11-29T18:25:10Z")
> [@zerrubabbel](#): > > watch what happens when this yoyo responds in the middle of leg wrap trap… No children ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/8 "2011-11-29T18:35:29Z")
so i went to sleep with a yoyo in my pocket i started wanting to play it but it was already sleeping bump for cheesy joke ---
**Author:** ![Justin77](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/justin77/32/950_2.png) [@Justin77](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Justin77)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/9 "2011-11-30T17:47:12Z")
when i was playing with my dragonfly I asked my self " am i playing with a real life dragonfly" ---
**Author:** ![Preinfalk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/preinfalk/32/551_2.png) [@Preinfalk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Preinfalk)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/10 "2011-12-01T00:18:30Z")
Ok, so what do you get when you combine a yoyoer, an x-brain, and some force? this [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/a/e/4/ae4f416109b0f3822c6514835ac4c9dc784d5d18.jpeg "End Of A Yomega x-brain") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-hAvDaN3w) ---
**Author:** ![DavidRH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DavidRH](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DavidRH)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/32122/11 "2011-12-01T02:56:01Z")
After i was done watching the matrix i was kind enough to rewind. Then i drove to the video store at mach 5. The guy at the counter told me i had a late fee so i made a clean breakaway.