# Yoyo jokes
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [June 5, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977 "2011-06-05T15:18:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@iheartyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/iheartyoyo)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/1 "2011-06-05T15:18:49Z")
Give it your best at jokes that invole yoyo.
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/2 "2011-06-05T15:23:54Z")
YOYOEXPERT EDIT:
Let’s play it safe with the jokes… Also that one wasn’t yo-yo related. :wink:
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### Author:  [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/3 "2011-06-05T16:34:55Z")
So a yoyo walks into a bar…
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/4 "2011-06-05T17:12:38Z")
that had to hurt
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### Author:  [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/5 "2011-06-05T19:39:28Z")
How do you remember to yoyo?
(Answer below, highlight to see)
Tie a string to your finger!
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### Author:  [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/6 "2011-06-05T20:00:56Z")
djjjyo doesnt support onedrop.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/7 "2011-06-05T21:24:49Z")
Ya know what they say about yoyoing.
It has it’s ups and downs.
Another good one: Kenny Strasser.
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### Author:  [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/8 "2011-06-05T23:01:19Z")
> [@Q](#):
>
> YOYOEXPERT EDIT:
> Let’s play it safe with the jokes… Also that one wasn’t yo-yo related. :wink:
-shakes fist-
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### Author:  [@d4rqk0n3](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/d4rqk0n3)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/9 "2011-06-05T23:39:27Z")
How fast does a yoyo spin?
At Mach 5!
Cheesy enough?
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/10 "2011-06-05T23:42:54Z")
why do yoyos hate boats? they get sea sick!
(highlight to figger out)
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### Author:  [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/11 "2011-06-05T23:55:31Z")
What did the yoyo say when it was traded many times? (Highlight to figure out.)
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/12 "2011-06-06T00:14:50Z")
i highlighted your post. there is nothing there
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### Author:  [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/13 "2011-06-06T00:16:28Z")
You sir. Have been trolled. Welcome to the internet, we have things here.
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/14 "2011-06-06T00:18:02Z")
> [@Troy\_oyo](#):
>
> You sir. Have been trolled. Welcome to the internet, we have things here.
YOU SIR DID NOT TROLL. YOU WERE POSTING POINTLESSLY
SEEWHUTIDIDTHAR?
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### Author:  [@skeletonboy333](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skeletonboy333)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/15 "2011-06-06T00:33:06Z")
> [@Troy\_oyo](#):
>
> You sir. Have been trolled. Welcome to the internet, we have things here.
What you just did was not trolling. That’s either called a mis-type or a failed post or ^^ pointless or otherwise useless.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/16 "2011-06-06T00:39:52Z")
I purposely did that post. There is no punchline. There was no mistype or failed post.
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### Author:  [@frodoslair](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/frodoslair)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/17 "2011-06-06T06:13:51Z")
Why did the yoyo cross the road? Because it was walking the dog.
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### Author:  [@Surge57](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Surge57)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/18 "2011-06-06T12:17:20Z")
What are the three things that someone will say to you when you have a yoyo with you?
1. Do walk the dog!
2. Is that a special yoyo?
3. I can’t get it to come up and down.
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### Author:  [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/19 "2011-06-06T13:01:49Z")
Highlight to the right of “A:” to see the answer
Yoyo’s are a joke 😛 A: No, really
What do yoyo’s and life have in common? A: They have their ups and downs!
Why did Mr. example buy a heavy cream? A: It was Crucial
What’s a Yoyo’s favorite Movie? A: The Matrix
What do Emo yoyo’s do? A: Suicides
What is a farmers Favorite yoyo trick? A: Milk the Cow!
Why did Mr. example use Hardline as his first perk? A: To get a SR-71!
What is a yoyoers favorite part of a joke? A: The PunchLine!
What yoyo is for Emo’s? A: The Cut!
What is a Yoyo’s favorite video game? A: Call of Duty; Black Hops
Why did mr. Example think the yoyo was deaf when he was talking to it? A: It was unresponsive
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### Author:  [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes/26977/20 "2011-06-06T13:05:56Z")
its lame, and it wins at the same time!
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