# YoYo Jokes Thread
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [September 24, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084 "2015-09-24T21:36:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@JustYoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JustYoYo)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/1 "2015-09-24T21:36:36Z")
So I made this thread to let people share yoyo jokes! Yep. That’s about it.
Who’s first?
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### Author:  [@YoyoFever](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoFever)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/2 "2015-09-25T01:16:18Z")
Well…no one wants to joke about yoyos, because they are so cool. Who wants to humiliate something that’s awesome
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### Author:  [@JustYoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JustYoYo)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/3 "2015-09-25T01:39:03Z")
I mean jokes only yoyoers would understand
> [@YoyoFever](#):
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> Well…no one wants to joke about yoyos, because they are so cool. Who wants to humiliate something that’s awesome
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### Author:  [@YoyoFever](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoFever)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/4 "2015-09-25T02:46:48Z")
> [@JustYoYo](#):
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> I mean jokes only yoyoers would understand
Oh ok
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### Author:  [@mysteriousyoyoer\_par](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mysteriousyoyoer_par)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2015, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/5 "2015-09-25T07:47:43Z")
There are already many of these threads.
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### Author:  [@XtraAwesomeMan64](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/XtraAwesomeMan64)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/6 "2015-09-26T01:22:56Z")
well… here you go
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### Author:  [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/7 "2015-10-05T02:58:50Z")
velvet rolls dont actually feel like velvet
green triangles are not always green
walk the dog makes your yoyo smoother, try it!
offstring is a great idea if you are on a tightrope with your MIB Rainfly
and finally…
mickey yoyos so slowly, he breaks physics
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### Author:  [@adamantiumpops](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/adamantiumpops)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/yoyo-jokes-thread/77084/8 "2021-09-16T20:42:40Z")
Necroposting here instead of making a new thread. This one just hit me and I have no one to tell it to, because it’s not only for throwers, but also pretty exclusive to this specific forum. I wanted to reply to someone on here with it, but I’m not that guy. It’s a one-liner. Requires a view of my profile.
“You remind me of my favorite yo-yo.”