Yoyo bot needs common sense!


(M²) #1

I do belive the yoyobot need an update. Here my friends conversation with it.
[pickle24] 5:30 pm: hows the weather down there
[YoYo Bot] 5:30 pm: Sunny.
[pickle24] 5:30 pm: rainy
[YoYo Bot] 5:30 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What did you do
today?
[pickle24] 5:30 pm: rainy?
[YoYo Bot] 5:30 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Did you know that you can
download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[pickle24] 5:31 pm: If you’re traveling up a waterfall and a wheel falls off your canoe, how many
pickles can fit into a dog house?
[YoYo Bot] 5:31 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[pickle24] 5:31 pm: WHAT?!
[YoYo Bot] 5:31 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about
WHAT. But I did not get that. What were we talking about again?
[pickle24] 5:32 pm: your face
[YoYo Bot] 5:32 pm: Actually my face is not yet built.
[pickle24] 5:32 pm: If you’re traveling up a waterfall and a wheel falls off your canoe, how many
pickles can fit into a dog house?
[YoYo Bot] 5:32 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[pickle24] 5:32 pm: no it isnt
[YoYo Bot] 5:32 pm: To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical.
[pickle24] 5:32 pm: no it isnt
[YoYo Bot] 5:32 pm: Yes it is.
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: no it isnt
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: Don’t argue with me.
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: why
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: We have never talked about it before. What do you have that is pickle24?
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: A jar
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: Are you telling the truth?
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: No
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: Please tell the truth.
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: No
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: “Please tell the truth”? Not?
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: Yes
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: And?
[pickle24] 5:33 pm: NO
[YoYo Bot] 5:33 pm: Hmm.
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: No
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: “Hmm”? Not?
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: N
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your
last input. What is your favorite song?
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: No
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: That was not a yes or no question.
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: No
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: Now you are saying “no”?
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: Yes
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: Next question?
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: Not a chance
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: If not that, what?
[pickle24] 5:34 pm: No clue
[YoYo Bot] 5:34 pm: “If not that what”? Not? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you
like talking to me?
[pickle24] 5:35 pm: NO
[YoYo Bot] 5:35 pm: Why not?
Thats were it ended. Is this thing really neccisary. I know i don’t have to talk to it but…


#2

lol


(Gorrilla_YO) #3

- LOL


(M²) #4

You guys need to say something other than lol. But it’s… it’s… it’s… so funney hahahahah! Ok LOL it is.


(Johnny rocks!!!) #5

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: that is funny!


#6

Careful, you may hurt it’s feelings, and then where would that leave you during a hypothetical robot revolution… that’s why I always make sure to be nice to my toaster. :slight_smile: