# You've been met with a terrible fate **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 23, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146 "2023-10-23T00:27:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/1 "2023-10-23T00:27:27Z")
You wake up blindfolded, tied to a chair. The blindfold gets lifted and you’re in a cold, barren room with a table and 4 containers and 2 strange men. One of them holds a firearm to your head and says “drink one.” The containers are clearly labeled Ranch, Ketchup, Mustard and Tartar Sauce. They are all 1-gallon containers and they are all not poisoned but you MUST drink one to survive. Let’s say you have 1 hour to do so. Which one are you drinking? _Poll ([view on site](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/1))_ ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/2 "2023-10-23T00:29:17Z")
For extra fun feel free to describe why. I feel this is important to who you are as a person. ---
**Author:** ![andy569](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/andy569/32/1256_2.png) [@andy569](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/andy569)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/3 "2023-10-23T00:29:35Z")
Went with ranch. Could see tartar sauce too cuz I think those 2 are the most mild. Whoever picked mustard is crazy LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/4 "2023-10-23T00:30:04Z")
That was me. I love mustard and while i normally wouldnt drink a gallon of it it is the one i felt most comfortable with ---
**Author:** ![andy569](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/andy569/32/1256_2.png) [@andy569](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/andy569)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/5 "2023-10-23T00:30:14Z")
skull emoji ---
**Author:** ![Spaghider](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/spaghider/32/255763_2.png) [@Spaghider](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spaghider)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/6 "2023-10-23T00:37:04Z")
I honestly have 0 clue what tartar sauce is, and ranch is ok, but feels too salty and musky (in a good way) to drink on its own. Now, between mustard and ketchup, I’d choose ketchup because it’s decently close to tomato. EDIT: Looked up tartar sauce, sounds delicious, but it also sounds like it’d suffer from the same thing as ranch. ---
**Author:** ![ProbablyNotBadRawb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/probablynotbadrawb/32/239459_2.png) [@ProbablyNotBadRawb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ProbablyNotBadRawb)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/7 "2023-10-23T00:45:24Z")
Ketchup and you don’t even have to threaten me. ---
**Author:** ![bigstupidbees](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bigstupidbees/32/210638_2.png) [@bigstupidbees](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bigstupidbees)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/8 "2023-10-23T00:46:57Z")
Mustard because there’s no option for Sriracha. I actually can drink that stuff its so good. Mustard is great though and I am not a fan of the others. ---
**Author:** ![Yoyo\_baseball19](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_baseball19/32/172521_2.png) [@Yoyo\_baseball19](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo_baseball19)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/9 "2023-10-23T00:49:03Z")
Mustard in my opinion, is the best normal sauce there is. Its flavor is unlike anything else, and it pairs well with any foods. But the obvious answer to this question is Cane’s sauce, cause that stuff is addictive ---
**Author:** ![GTDropKnot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gtdropknot/32/212400_2.png) [@GTDropKnot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GTDropKnot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/10 "2023-10-23T01:32:18Z")
Hmmm…Zero calories in mustard so that’s the pick for sure. Everything else would prolly have me throwing up but mustard I could handle I think. I normally prefer a real smooth and vinegary French Dijon but I would be hoping for like some ball park classic yellow for this. ---
**Author:** ![faceplant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@faceplant](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/faceplant)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 1:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/11 "2023-10-23T01:51:33Z")
Is the ketchup Heinz? If it’s Hunts I’m taking the bullet. ---
**Author:** ![Spaghider](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/spaghider/32/255763_2.png) [@Spaghider](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Spaghider)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/12 "2023-10-23T02:04:54Z")
> [@GTDropKnot](#): > > Hmmm…Zero calories in mustard so that’s the pick for sure. Mustard is 0 calories? Neat. ---
**Author:** ![SR1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sr1/32/104603_2.png) [@SR1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SR1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/14 "2023-10-23T03:51:48Z")
I would voluntarily drink a gallon of ranch so this scenario is no problem :skull::skull::skull: ---
**Author:** ![Winter.Wolf](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/winter.wolf/32/213286_2.png) [@Winter.Wolf](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Winter.Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/15 "2023-10-23T04:02:05Z")
I would choose the mustard, if the ketchup doesn’t kill me the sugar will lmao, 832 grams of dang sugar right there, ALMOST two pounds of sugar ---
**Author:** ![mable](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mable/32/194074_2.png) [@mable](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mable)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/16 "2023-10-23T05:18:45Z")
Consuming a gallon of ranch and then washing it down with some pizza. That’s not even a terrible fate, that’s just an average Friday night in the midwest ---
**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/17 "2023-10-23T05:19:43Z")
Well lactose intolerant so ranch and tartar sauce are out also pickles trigger my acid reflux so that’s a double no. Ketchup I would probably get some nasty indigestion and my diabetic self might collapse by the end however… when I was younger I did something extremely unhealthy I called the celery diet. I ate nothing but celery in various forms for over a month. It was bad I didn’t understand the effects of fiber or why that would not be great later until I did that experiment. Often my go to was mustard and celery and because of this I’m absolutely repulsed by celery and mustard. So I guess I’m chancing the ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Albertino](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/albertino/32/302953_2.png) [@Albertino](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Albertino)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/18 "2023-10-23T07:01:00Z")
I would go with Ketchup, I need a real reason to start hate tomatoes (which are just the perfect food), this can be one! ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/19 "2023-10-23T07:20:32Z")
Ok, but since you are just dreaming out loud, I will too\> If they are also serving hot dogs, I would go for the mustard. If they are offering salad as a side, I would do the ranch. If they have all you can eat fish sticks, no doubt the tartar sauce. And if they’re cranking out the fries, then Ketchup is the hot ticket. ---
**Author:** ![TheThrowingGnome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/thethrowinggnome/32/14231_2.png) [@TheThrowingGnome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheThrowingGnome)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/20 "2023-10-23T12:06:00Z")
> [@Captrogers](#): > > I ate nothing but celery in various forms for over a month. It was bad I didn’t understand the effects of fiber Hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146/21 "2023-10-23T12:43:05Z")
This will result in, what I imagine to be, a very unpleasant trip to the bathroom no matter which you choose. 🤢🤮 Give me A1 sauce. Now that I feel I could enjoy a gallon of. [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/youve-been-met-with-a-terrible-fate/387146.md?page=2)