# Will trade yoyos for toilet paper or bidet! Getting desperate! **URL:** \ **Category:** Buy / Sell / Trade\ **Created:** [April 1, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621 "2020-04-01T18:36:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JustJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/justj/32/81013_2.png) [@JustJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JustJ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/1 "2020-04-01T18:36:07Z")
What’s the date? Gotcha! ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/2 "2020-04-01T18:52:24Z")
Just wad up your used string into a buffing pad and use that to polish your ‘bucket’. 😳 ---
**Author:** ![RABid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rabid/32/71864_2.png) [@RABid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RABid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/3 "2020-04-01T18:59:04Z")
In my area it is easier to find toilet paper than tomato juice. I made beefaroni and put in too much macaroni. Went to 4 stores looking for tomato juice. Nothing. Had to settle for V8. Bought toilet paper at 2 of those stores. ---
**Author:** ![JustJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/justj/32/81013_2.png) [@JustJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JustJ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/4 "2020-04-01T19:06:28Z")
I haven’t left the house in weeks due to weakened immune system, so all online purchasing. Lucky you! ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/5 "2020-04-01T19:09:35Z")
i have some toilet paper! one side is used, but the other side is completely fine. ---
**Author:** ![FrankieJR](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/frankiejr/32/74848_2.png) [@FrankieJR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FrankieJR)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/6 "2020-04-01T19:14:05Z")
Just stomp it down the shower drain. Thats the “META” for survival ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/7 "2020-04-01T19:18:18Z")
that way you don’t even need the tp in the first place :wink: ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/8 "2020-04-01T19:28:06Z")
Now if you guys had enough brain matter to form a thought… You would simply go down to the 99 cent store and buy several loaves of day old bread. Just don’t forget that you are not making a sandwich… No TP? Use bread instead…:wink: ---
**Author:** ![FrankieJR](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/frankiejr/32/74848_2.png) [@FrankieJR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FrankieJR)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/9 "2020-04-01T19:29:26Z")
As we all “joke” im writing all this down… it just might get to that point ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/10 "2020-04-01T19:30:59Z")
@yoyodoc, now you’re just throwing good money at bad money… and wasting a step… if you’re going to use the money in the first place, use the money in the first place… unless of course you intend to pay with change… in which case you may want to wad it in a roll or pile first… ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/11 "2020-04-01T20:21:08Z")
For you…a good plan because you use dollar bills. But I only have $100 bills. And that is an expensive proposition 🙀 ---
**Author:** ![JustJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/justj/32/81013_2.png) [@JustJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JustJ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/12 "2020-04-01T20:24:14Z")
I thought I had invented the perfect solution for the toilet paper issue, a personal bidet, only to find out it had already been invented. Who knew?! ---
**Author:** ![twitch77](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/twitch77/32/60219_2.png) [@twitch77](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/twitch77)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/13 "2020-04-01T20:36:36Z")
Meh…who needs toilet paper anyhow? Can I get a high five!?? ✋ ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/14 "2020-04-01T20:38:51Z")
Not right after a low five😳 ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/15 "2020-04-01T21:22:07Z")
Ok, I just invented something. No TP? No problemo… All you need is a large wrench, a Fire hydrant, a fire hose and… a chain or other method of holding on to the hydrant. After nature calls you simply make your way down to the hydrant. Securely lash yourself to the hydrant. Secure the fire hose in the appropriate direction. And turn the wrench a full turn counter-clockwise. Hold for 10 seconds. PS… if you look in a mirror and notice your eye color has faded; only open the valve a half turn. It’s kinda like a Bidet… It’s called the Bad-day. ---
**Author:** ![Durfee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/durfee/32/593280_2.png) [@Durfee](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Durfee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/16 "2020-04-01T21:24:53Z")
Turning Point is like “ why is everyone talking about us right now” ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/17 "2020-04-01T21:33:21Z")
First of all everybody isn’t talking. And secondly, nobody is talking about you. … Pass the white bread please. ---
**Author:** ![Yoyoer2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoer2/32/82855_2.png) [@Yoyoer2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyoer2)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/18 "2020-04-01T22:44:03Z")
Nice joke @yoyodoc!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RABid](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rabid/32/71864_2.png) [@RABid](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RABid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/19 "2020-04-02T00:56:25Z")
Trees are starting to leaf out. Crisis will soon be over. Until then, the shower can be considered the American bidet. ---
**Author:** ![lumanasty](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/lumanasty/32/80550_2.png) [@lumanasty](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/lumanasty)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/will-trade-yoyos-for-toilet-paper-or-bidet-getting-desperate/317621/20 "2020-04-02T00:59:57Z")
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