# Wife found my stash

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660>\
**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [October 23, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660 "2019-10-23T23:18:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/1 "2019-10-23T23:18:44Z")

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“you left your yoyo drawer open”  
that’s all i heard from the bedroom  
i strolled in, slightly ashamed.  
“that’s a lot of yoyos” she says.  
i retort, “it’s not as much as it looks like.”  
“there’s more underneath there isn’t there? did you take out your clothes to fill that up with yoyos?”  
me, blank stare…

been there?

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**Author:** ![Durfee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/durfee/32/593280_2.png) [@Durfee](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Durfee)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/2 "2019-10-23T23:21:41Z")

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More so family members and friends when I show them a new yo-yo I got.

“Don’t you have that one already?”

“How is this different from your other yo-yos?”

“Didn’t you just get a new yo-yo?”

😕

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**Author:** ![jeduardo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeduardo/32/624173_2.png) [@jeduardo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jeduardo)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/3 "2019-10-23T23:28:35Z")

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W: “another yo-yo???”  
H: “this is a rare one to get and just got it for “few” bucks!”

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**Author:** ![Durfee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/durfee/32/593280_2.png) [@Durfee](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Durfee)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/4 "2019-10-23T23:30:35Z")

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At least yo-yos retain a decent amount of their value. I’ve wasted a lot more money on other hobbies with no hope of getting any significant amount back.

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**Author:** ![jeduardo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeduardo/32/624173_2.png) [@jeduardo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jeduardo)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/5 "2019-10-23T23:30:48Z")

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I have another one that works…

W: “don’t you have too many yo-yos?”  
H: “it is an investment! I can sell them anytime!” hahaha

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**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/6 "2019-10-23T23:34:58Z")

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are you looking at more yoyos?  
i’m just doing research

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**Author:** ![huviri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7993a0/32.png) [@huviri](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/huviri)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/7 "2019-10-23T23:43:13Z")

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😄😄  
Now I dont have problem, I am divorced. But when I was married, the only problem with my wife was my Ann Connolly altar.  
In the end, the altar disappeared.  
I had all of Ann’s signature yoyos and my ex-wife said so many yoyos and you have to buy only from Ann

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**Author:** ![Genki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/genki/32/78683_2.png) [@Genki](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Genki)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/8 "2019-10-24T00:23:33Z")

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This is easy. I give her 3 options for my hobby:

1. Expensive car (ie Civic Type R)
2. Quadcopters (ie DJI Mavic Pro (\> $1500))
3. or yoyos

Guess which one wins all the time

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**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/9 "2019-10-24T00:27:26Z")

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My wife and I try to encourage each other’s interests. She notices I have a different yoyo and she just wants me to tell her about it. I try to make certain she has things that bring her joy as well. Yep, life is good, really good! 🥰

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**Author:** ![MoonageMin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/moonagemin/32/67731_2.png) [@MoonageMin](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MoonageMin)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/10 "2019-11-14T11:17:57Z")

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> [@Durfee](#):
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> “Don’t you have that one already?”  
> “How is this different from your other yo-yos?”

hehe, technically, they are all shutters right?.. 🙂

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**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/11 "2019-11-14T13:13:18Z")

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Did you dismantle her Justin Bieber altar?

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**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/12 "2019-11-14T14:36:16Z")

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Wife found the yoyo drawer

 ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/4/b/8/4b8b808274af88bf44ce5994bb68346ffeba784d.png)

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**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/13 "2019-11-14T14:38:15Z")

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At least she didn’t discover your yoyo tiny house. (yet) 🙄

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**Author:** ![EOS44](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/eos44/32/47059_2.png) [@EOS44](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EOS44)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/14 "2019-11-14T14:55:22Z")

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> [@huviri](#):
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> the only problem with my wife was my Ann Connolly altar.

The way this is redacted makes it sound creepy af lol

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**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/15 "2019-11-14T14:59:14Z")

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Do you guys ever wonder if your wife has a stash of your missing/forgotten yoyos? 😱

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**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/16 "2019-11-14T15:12:04Z")

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yeah, they’re on ebay!

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**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/17 "2019-11-14T15:16:58Z")

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we do too, however bass guitars don’t accumulate like yoyos…

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**Author:** ![skitrz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/skitrz/32/849_2.png) [@skitrz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/skitrz)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/18 "2019-11-14T15:21:24Z")

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One bass guitar = X yoyos, so it takes X yoyos to take up the space of one bass guitar. Yeah, that’s how you approach it on volume not a 1:1 ratio! Math for the WIN! 😆

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**Author:** ![huviri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7993a0/32.png) [@huviri](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/huviri)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/wife-found-my-stash/309660/19 "2019-11-14T21:30:30Z")

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It’s nothing creepy, I only had my trading cards and posters signed by Ann’s in the person, because in this moment Ann it was my Platonic Love , but I got divorced and my ex-wife didn’t packing these things, I want to think she forgot 🤪
