# When chuck norris throws a yo-yo... **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [February 23, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883 "2015-02-23T17:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OhioYOpro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/47e85d/32.png) [@OhioYOpro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/OhioYOpro)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/1 "2015-02-23T17:22:34Z")
[http://i1312.photobucket.com/albums/t522/DJVEKTOR/CHUCKYOYO\_zpsaanpfzil.png](http://s1312.photobucket.com/user/DJVEKTOR/media/CHUCKYOYO_zpsaanpfzil.png.html) ---
**Author:** ![Convig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@Convig](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Convig)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/2 "2015-02-23T17:41:19Z")
XD You throw, Chuck Norris! My old film prof used to work with Chuck on Texas Ranger and apparently they were friends šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo_2/32/219839_2.png) [@Yo\_2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo_2)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/3 "2015-02-23T18:58:42Z")
When Chuck Norris throws a yoyo, it stays asleep. When Chuck Norris throws a yoyo, itā€™s responsiveā€¦or else. When Chuck Norris throws a spirit bomb, it really explodes. ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/4 "2015-02-26T02:21:52Z")
When Chuck Norris does Rancid Milk, all milk momentarily goes bad, but only for the duration of the trick. ---
**Author:** ![\_RTD\_alecto](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/_rtd_alecto/32/1336_2.png) [@\_RTD\_alecto](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/_RTD_alecto)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/5 "2015-02-26T04:32:48Z")
chuck norris once won a yoyo contest blindfolded and with both hands tied behind his backā€¦ it was not filmed because all the cameras in the area blew up from an over load of pure awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/6 "2015-02-26T06:24:41Z")
Chuck Norris is a poser. ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/7 "2015-02-28T00:49:34Z")
[https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFPGJxNtBYtjj13-6xw06t28HdJQmhclNT7wAZByDT97Astk\_0](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFPGJxNtBYtjj13-6xw06t28HdJQmhclNT7wAZByDT97Astk_0) THE TRUTH HAS BEEN TOLD!!! CHUCK NORRIS ISā€¦ Morgan Freeman ---
**Author:** ![hiltonking](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hiltonking/32/807_2.png) [@hiltonking](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hiltonking)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/8 "2015-02-28T13:53:16Z")
[http://www.finanzmarktfoto.at/media/fmf/Image/image/18296/scalex/542/scaley/625;chuck\_norris\_-\_never\_heard\_of\_her.jpg](http://www.finanzmarktfoto.at/media/fmf/Image/image/18296/scalex/542/scaley/625;chuck_norris_-_never_heard_of_her.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![888victini](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/888victini/32/1435_2.png) [@888victini](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/888victini)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/9 "2015-03-02T15:35:17Z")
[](https://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/Hamburger11/GreatestFreakoutEverWoW.png) ---
**Author:** ![berto](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/berto/32/1506_2.png) [@berto](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/berto)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/10 "2015-03-06T15:08:56Z")
Chuck Norris once won a contest when he threw a breakaway for the first timeā€¦ the yoyo was too scared to screw up so he threw the perfect routine. The judges were too scared to take any points off, but they didnā€™t need to, it was flawless. ---
**Author:** ![N64retro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/n64retro/32/7966_2.png) [@N64retro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/N64retro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/when-chuck-norris-throws-a-yo-yo/72883/11 "2015-03-06T16:35:49Z")
XD