# What would you name your yoyo company? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Yo-Yo\ **Created:** [April 12, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932 "2025-04-12T18:49:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SlacKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@SlacKing](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlacKing)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/1 "2025-04-12T18:49:17Z")
In light of recent memes, I thought I’d ask: what would you name your hypothetical yoyo brand? The last thread for this is five years old and got seriously derailed, so I’m starting one from scratch. I’d go with Happy Hour Throws for the designs I have in my head. If I was making more performance-oriented yoyos, it would be Top-Tier Return Tops. ---
**Author:** ![SlowThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slowthrow/32/307451_2.png) [@SlowThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlowThrow)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/2 "2025-04-12T18:54:47Z")
Applied String Theory has been in my head for a while lol, that and Yo Yo-Yos ---
**Author:** ![SlacKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@SlacKing](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlacKing)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/3 "2025-04-12T18:56:55Z")
Nice. I know there was a small string brand called String Theory, but yours would at least be more unique than A-RT and ART lol. ---
**Author:** ![mikeydoe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mikeydoe/32/301589_2.png) [@mikeydoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mikeydoe)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/4 "2025-04-12T18:58:43Z")
Saving Throws ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/5 "2025-04-12T19:03:48Z")
Throws and Hoes All of our yoyos would involve a gardening theme. I might include seed packets as part of the packaging. ---
**Author:** ![Sam](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sam/32/276240_2.png) [@Sam](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/7 "2025-04-12T19:48:29Z")
The Michael Scott Yoyo Company ---
**Author:** ![kretzschmar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kretzschmar/32/668707_2.png) [@kretzschmar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kretzschmar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/8 "2025-04-12T19:55:46Z")
![1000004663](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/b/9/6/b9621aa2b26b89f80ed3dd619a9d3d1cd845c26a.gif) ![1000004664](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/1/1/b/11b6e1f18c695fcaffdcef03eb1dded3926ee482.gif) I would call it Zihuatanejo. If you have seen Shawshank Redemption then you would understand the reference. If you haven’t seen it, I definitely do not want to spoil a classic. If I start a yoyo company, it likely wouldn’t be until I retire. I’d try my hand at wood turning. It would be a happy place for me, my personal Zihuatanejo. Just something to have fun with, and I’d want to go into it with no expectations of making a profit. Keep the hobby a hobby. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/9 "2025-04-12T20:52:43Z")
Think a good name would be\> Unparalleled Spinworthy One Drop Yoyo Factory Return Tops Something original… ---
**Author:** ![yogurt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yogurt/32/643588_2.png) [@yogurt](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yogurt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/10 "2025-04-12T21:49:27Z")
YoyoF#cktree ---
**Author:** ![MoxieOpal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/moxieopal/32/691989_2.png) [@MoxieOpal](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MoxieOpal)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/11 "2025-04-12T21:49:28Z")
Nativethrows as I’m indigenous and I wanna represent the indigenous community as a thrower ---
**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/12 "2025-04-12T22:24:51Z")
100% would want to be in that team. No idea what I offer but I’m here for this concept ---
**Author:** ![Sergio](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sergio/32/70931_2.png) [@Sergio](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sergio)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/13 "2025-04-12T22:54:25Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/c/e/6/ce6bf04d627121499246c0fcecd71c07a8440730.jpeg) Or just 25 ---
**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/14 "2025-04-12T23:25:33Z")
Well If my ‘business’ wasn’t named Spinworthy, I guess I’d call it ‘Dr Throwey-Throwington’. ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/15 "2025-04-13T00:19:20Z")
G cubed 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pun1sh3R](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pun1sh3r/32/193125_2.png) [@Pun1sh3R](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pun1sh3R)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/16 "2025-04-13T01:34:11Z")
Bind Not Required - Then I would only sell Responsives and Fixies. ---
**Author:** ![GnarlyCharlie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gnarlycharlie/32/279610_2.png) [@GnarlyCharlie](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GnarlyCharlie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/17 "2025-04-13T03:23:22Z")
That dream may soon become a reality :wink: ---
**Author:** ![SlowThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slowthrow/32/307451_2.png) [@SlowThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlowThrow)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/18 "2025-04-13T03:25:38Z")
Oh man, Batteries Not Included would also be a sick name ---
**Author:** ![StitchedSteel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/stitchedsteel/32/589313_2.png) [@StitchedSteel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StitchedSteel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/19 "2025-04-13T03:36:14Z")
B-Side Yoyo ---
**Author:** ![dariram](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dariram/32/594557_2.png) [@dariram](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/dariram)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/20 "2025-04-13T05:55:14Z")
H3RT for Ho-Ho-Ho Return Tops. Christmas and holiday themed yoyos for the whole year. ---
**Author:** ![already\_taken\_photos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/already_taken_photos/32/632331_2.png) [@already\_taken\_photos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/already_taken_photos)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932/21 "2025-04-13T06:32:52Z")
Great movie, good yoyos, sounds awesome Name wise id go something like throw away yoyos short for throw it all away yoyos, makes a sense that your throwing your problems away cause some use it to take some stress away and relax [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-would-you-name-your-yoyo-company/422932.md?page=2)