# what if
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [March 14, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821 "2012-03-14T19:15:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/21 "2012-03-16T01:37:56Z")
I would punch him. Real hard.
What if your face was made of bumble bees?
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### Author:  [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/22 "2012-03-16T01:40:53Z")
Then my face would be no longer made of flesh. (duh!)
What if your best friend was actually a ninja planning to kill you?
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### Author:  [@calebc59](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/calebc59)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/23 "2012-03-16T01:57:05Z")
i’d become a ninja and kill him first
What if i’m hiding in your closet and waiting to scare you
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### Author:  [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/24 "2012-03-16T11:46:51Z")
> [@calebc59](#):
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> i’d become a ninja and kill him first
>
> What if i’m hiding in your closet and waiting to scare you
Than I would open the closet and hand you a yoyo…
What if the moon’s orbit decayed into earth?
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### Author:  [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/25 "2012-03-16T12:32:34Z")
> [@WildCat23](#):
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> > [@calebc59](#):
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> > i’d become a ninja and kill him first
> >
> > What if i’m hiding in your closet and waiting to scare you
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> Than I would open the closet and hand you a yoyo…
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> What if the moon’s orbit decayed into earth?
Then the twilight saga would be ended forever (WIN)
What if tomatoes where actually vegetables
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### Author:  [@geckoguy05](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/geckoguy05)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/26 "2012-03-16T22:10:33Z")
They would lose there seeds
What if God gave you one wish but it could only have effect on someone else
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### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/27 "2012-03-16T23:51:04Z")
I would help the poor in the world.
What if I hug you right now?
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/28 "2012-03-17T04:10:39Z")
I would say “No homo, right?”
What if Hitler never existed?
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### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/29 "2012-03-17T04:26:10Z")
Then you wouldn’t be asking that question.
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/30 "2012-03-17T05:08:07Z")
Then cops would be useless.
What if James bond wasn’t 007?
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### Author:  [@AgentKuo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AgentKuo)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/31 "2012-03-17T14:41:49Z")
He’d probably quit and retire. Or work at Little Caesars.
What if comic books were historically accurate?
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### Author:  [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/32 "2012-03-17T15:02:12Z")
Good would always conquer evil.
what if vending machines were the dominate race?
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/33 "2012-03-17T18:32:57Z")
Free drinks.
What if every midget suddenly grew?
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### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/34 "2012-03-17T20:02:56Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#):
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> Free drinks.
>
> What if every midget suddenly grew?
Then everyone would be normal sized.
What if all computers crashed in the world.
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### Author:  [@calebc59](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/calebc59)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/35 "2012-03-18T02:42:17Z")
i’d spend the rest of my life staring at a blank computer screen waiting for it to come back to life.
what if hiroyuki suzuki, andre boulay, markus koh, yukki spencer, and jessen kimmit were never born?
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### Author:  [@AgentKuo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AgentKuo)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/36 "2012-03-18T06:35:41Z")
There would be different people.
What if all maps/atlus’s were completely and utterly inaccurate?
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/37 "2012-03-18T06:50:42Z")
Then the BST would would shutdown
What if zombies were knocking at your door?
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### Author:  [@YoYoMaster107](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoMaster107)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/38 "2012-03-18T15:36:45Z")
I would give them a brain and a yoyo.
What if pokemon were real?
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### Author:  [@geckoguy05](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/geckoguy05)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/39 "2012-03-18T19:01:42Z")
It would be even better if you could get the ones you had in-game. If so that would be awesome
What if Chuck Norris was gonna kill you
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### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/40 "2012-03-18T19:03:27Z")
> [@geckoguy05](#):
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> It would be even better if you could get the ones you had in-game. If so that would be awesome
>
> What if Chuck Norris was gonna kill you
I would be dead.
What if glasses were supposed to be for your belly buttons?
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