# what if **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [March 14, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821 "2012-03-14T19:15:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/1 "2012-03-14T19:15:20Z")
this thread is for what if questions/ if questions. I will start. If you could have anything what would it be? ---
**Author:** ![likeaboss7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/likeaboss7/32/950_2.png) [@likeaboss7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/likeaboss7)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/2 "2012-03-14T20:18:55Z")
A german toaster What if you where stranded on a island with a boat and 1gallon of gas(any type) ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/3 "2012-03-14T20:42:50Z")
> [@likeaboss7](#): > > A german toaster > > What if you where stranded on a island with a boat and 1gallon of gas(any type) Gasses aren’t measured in gallons… What if our reality is just a dream. ---
**Author:** ![YoYoFactoryFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a88e4f/32.png) [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/4 "2012-03-14T20:43:59Z")
Then I would freak out. What if your favorite yoyo exploded in your face. ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/5 "2012-03-14T21:23:22Z")
I would scream, throw the remains out the window and go on with my life. what if your dag turned into a giant crazy monster thing and tried to eat you? ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/6 "2012-03-14T21:27:03Z")
I have no idea what a dag is, so that would be irrelevant. What if you herped so hard that you derped? ---
**Author:** ![JohnnyJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/johnnyj/32/94616_2.png) [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/7 "2012-03-14T22:12:56Z")
> [@I6ify](#): > > I have no idea what a dag is, so that would be irrelevant. > > What if you herped so hard that you derped? I might flerp. would you rather have 1,000,000 $, or one million dollars? ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/8 "2012-03-14T22:28:58Z")
One million dollars. 1,000,000 $ is not correct… What if were in the Matrix right now… ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/9 "2012-03-14T22:35:10Z")
I would jump and fly. What if you fell down in front of this group of people and Hyena. [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/3/0/1/301df8dd22fc4e1ab9bbd049d5840f4c8478b3b4.jpeg "Orangina Light | "Hyena"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlGnYU9swjw) J ---
**Author:** ![JohnnyJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/johnnyj/32/94616_2.png) [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/10 "2012-03-14T22:51:44Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > One million dollars. 1,000,000 $ is not correct… > > What if were in the Matrix right now… so many people say, “whats the difference?”. good job my friend… i would be terrified. What if China was really on top of Earth. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/11 "2012-03-14T23:01:36Z")
We would have an endless supply of Chinese food… What if you got trapped in a time machine and you could watch anything you want, but never get out? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/12 "2012-03-14T23:42:35Z")
I would see the my mom slap the doctor when I was born, JK. What would happen if Jayyo sent me a personal message? ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/13 "2012-03-15T01:35:29Z")
> [@Shadowz143](#): > > I would see the my mom slap the doctor when I was born, JK. > > What would happen if Jayyo sent me a personal message? I suggest you pm him about it… What if science fiction was science fact? ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/14 "2012-03-15T01:55:02Z")
Then we could reach absolute zero. What if yoyos never existed? ---
**Author:** ![popdada](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/popdada/32/629_2.png) [@popdada](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/popdada)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/15 "2012-03-15T02:01:27Z")
I would have no callous on my finger…. Rich and ugly…or poor and beautiful… ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/16 "2012-03-15T04:07:49Z")
Rich and ugly. Then I could just get plastic surgery. What if you could have any super power. ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/17 "2012-03-15T04:16:00Z")
Then I would shoot lasers out of my elbows. What if your yoyoing hand was chopped off? ---
**Author:** ![RobbieG123](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/robbieg123/32/715_2.png) [@RobbieG123](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/RobbieG123)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/18 "2012-03-15T07:55:42Z")
> [@sirnaq\_MN42](#): > > Then I would shoot lasers out of my elbows. > > What if your yoyoing hand was chopped off? I would become a one handed banjo playing Phenom. What if your toes turned into potaTOES? ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/19 "2012-03-15T09:17:55Z")
Then I would mash them and become a cannibal. What if yoyo expert crashed for a month? ---
**Author:** ![YoYoFactoryFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a88e4f/32.png) [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821/20 "2012-03-15T12:14:32Z")
I would die. What if Jayyo ran up to you and squirted lemon juice in your eyes? [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-if/35821.md?page=2)