# WHAT ARE THE 12 BEST COMPETION YOYOS i cant pick(please post i need your opinon)

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**Author:** ![mrodd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mrodd](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mrodd)\
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i need your opinon on what i should get so in your opinion what is best PLEASE POST YOUR OPINION.

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HELLO SIR THERE ARE NO BEST ITS UP TO THE PLAYERS PREFERENCE  
HERE ARE A FEW OF MINE THOUGH

CHIEF  
AVALANCHE  
KLR  
GENESIS  
SUPERNOVA  
CODE 2  
PROTOSTAR

CAAPPSS LOCCCKKK

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/3 "2012-11-19T02:25:16Z")

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General Yo Majesty  
One Drop Cascade  
Yoyofactory Supernova  
Yoyojam Diamondback  
Duncan Barracuda  
CLYW Chief  
C3 Berserker  
RecRev Freq. Wave  
SPYY Dynamo  
sOMETHING Anglam  
Werrd Irony JP  
Chico Yoyo Company Heavy Hitter

There you go, A variety of different competition yoyos each from a different company.

I recommend the General Yo Majesty most out of all these, It is BEAST.

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> [@SR1](#):
>
> HELLO SIR THERE ARE NO BEST ITS UP TO THE PLAYERS PREFERENCE  
> HERE ARE A FEW OF MINE THOUGH
> 
> CHIEF  
> AVALANCHE  
> KLR  
> GENESIS  
> SUPERNOVA  
> CODE 2  
> PROTOSTAR
> 
> CAAPPSS LOCCCKKK

lol!

They is no best yoyo. period. they never will be a best yoyo. another period.

If your competing, and need something to compete with fast that is readily available, pick up a few Code 2s. boom. done.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/5 "2012-11-19T02:58:06Z")

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1.B!st hamburger yoyo  
2.B!st hamburger yoyo  
3.B!st hamburger yoyo  
4.B!st hamburger yoyo  
5.B!st hamburger yoyo  
6.B!st hamburger yoyo  
7.B!st hamburger yoyo  
8.B!st hamburger yoyo  
9.B!st hamburger yoyo  
10.B!st hamburger yoyo  
11.B!st hamburger yoyo  
12.Clyw snipe

This is the most factual list I can provide. Happy hunting. :wink:

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/6 "2012-11-19T03:16:39Z")

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For me:

1. Ten yoyo dropbear so good for competition

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/7 "2012-11-19T03:19:28Z")

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Only 12?

Too many to list.

Royale, KLR, Phenom, Anglam, MVP, Positron, Code2, Cascade, Code 1, Avalanche, Chief, Arctic Circle, Freq. Wave, Facade, Dang, Dietz, Sky Walker, Albatross, Nessie, Compulsion, Solaris, Equilateral, Roll Model, Barracuda, Stalker, Void, Burnside.

Also still seeing people competing and kicking butt with the Northstar, Protostar, Starlight, Trigger, Classic and loads of other stuff.

Whatever you feel most comfortable using to compete with, that’s it. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. If Worlds can be won on a $35 plastic, that should say something about the player, but also the yoyo as well.

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1. 7075 superstar
2. code 2 GZR, is 7075

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/9 "2012-11-22T17:53:41Z")

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What no Japanese throws on a competition yoyo list? That is just silly.

1. Something Anglam
2. YoyoJoker Double Joker 2
3. YoyoMonster Basileus
4. YYR Sleipnir
5. YoyoMonster Quickmate
6. Ti Walker
7. OneDrop Code1 GZR
8. CLYW Avalanche
9. YYR Stardust
10. CLYW Chief
11. TP Solenoid
12. YYF 7075 Catalyst

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/10 "2012-11-22T17:57:14Z")

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Not this again.

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General yo majesty  
General yo KLR  
General yo Entheos

My preferences!

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YYR Overdrive  
YYR Sleipnir  
YYR Gleipnir  
YYJ DoubleJoker  
YYR Acrophobia  
Irony JP  
Irony  
Avalanche  
Burnside  
Code 2

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> [@yoyoavenger](#):
>
> YYR Overdrive  
> YYR Sleipnir  
> YYR Gleipnir  
> YYJ DoubleJoker  
> YYR Acrophobia  
> Irony JP  
> Irony  
> Avalanche  
> Burnside  
> Code 2

YYR Fragment too.

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I’m surprised no one has mentioned the YYF Mighty Flea. Makes all other yoyos obsolete. You like YYRs? You like TPs? You like CLYWs? YOU’RE ALL WRONG! THE MIGHTY FLEA MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE TINY KIDS TOYS. IT FRICKIN’ TEARS THROUGH COMBOS LIKE A WILD RABID DOG WITH A CRAZED THRIST FOR BLOOD. AND, WHEN IT’S NOT THRASHING YOUR FAVORITE TRICK, IT CAN SLYLY HIDE IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR SUPREME CONCEALMENT. YOUR OPPOSITION WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S COMING UNTIL IT COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES THEM OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OH, AND DON’T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY DOES THE MIGHTY FLEA OWN N00BS IN 1A, IT IS ALSO KNOWN FOR ITS EXTREME CONVENIENCE AND VERSATILITY. IT IS A BOSS AT OFFSTRING, JUMPING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BLESSED ANGEL BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION , AND AT 5A, SPINNING AND WHIRLING, HYNOPTIZING AND CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES WITH ITS CONCENTRIC ROTATIONS, BRAINWASHING ALL WHOM HAVE WITNESSED ITS UNCENSORED GLORY TO BOW DOWN AND WEEP. NOT TO MENTION IT COSTS LIKE HALF AS MUCH AS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THROWS, SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOBSMACKING 3A PAIR FOR WHAT WOULD ONLY GET YOU ONE FANCY CLYW OR YYR. ALSO, DID I MENTION IT’S SO GOOD IT HAS ITS OWN BEARING AND STRING MADE JUST FOR IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ALL OTHER YOYOS ARE TOO WEAK TO WIELD THE POWER THAT IS THRESHOLDED IN THE MIGHTY FLEA.

I think I’ll stop now. I’ve run out of adjectives.

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> [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
>
> I’m surprised no one has mentioned the YYF Mighty Flea. Makes all other yoyos obsolete. You like YYRs? You like TPs? You like CLYWs? YOU’RE ALL WRONG! THE MIGHTY FLEA MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE TINY KIDS TOYS. IT FRICKIN’ TEARS THROUGH COMBOS LIKE A WILD RABID DOG WITH A CRAZED THRIST FOR BLOOD. AND, WHEN IT’S NOT THRASHING YOUR FAVORITE TRICK, IT CAN SLYLY HIDE IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR SUPREME CONCEALMENT. YOUR OPPOSITION WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S COMING UNTIL IT COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES THEM OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OH, AND DON’T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY DOES THE MIGHTY FLEA OWN N00BS IN 1A, IT IS ALSO KNOWN FOR ITS EXTREME CONVENIENCE AND VERSATILITY. IT IS A BOSS AT OFFSTRING, JUMPING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BLESSED ANGEL BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION , AND AT 5A, SPINNING AND WHIRLING, HYNOPTIZING AND CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES WITH ITS CONCENTRIC ROTATIONS, BRAINWASHING ALL WHOM HAVE WITNESSED ITS UNCENSORED GLORY TO BOW DOWN AND WEEP. NOT TO MENTION IT COSTS LIKE HALF AS MUCH AS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THROWS, SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOBSMACKING 3A PAIR FOR WHAT WOULD ONLY GET YOU ONE FANCY CLYW OR YYR. ALSO, DID I MENTION IT’S SO GOOD IT HAS ITS OWN BEARING AND STRING MADE JUST FOR IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ALL OTHER YOYOS ARE TOO WEAK TO WIELD THE POWER THAT IS THRESHOLDED IN THE MIGHTY FLEA.
> 
> I think I’ll stop now. I’ve run out of adjectives.

wow, that must be a good yoyo.

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> [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
>
> I’m surprised no one has mentioned the YYF Mighty Flea. Makes all other yoyos obsolete. You like YYRs? You like TPs? You like CLYWs? YOU’RE ALL WRONG! THE MIGHTY FLEA MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE TINY KIDS TOYS. IT FRICKIN’ TEARS THROUGH COMBOS LIKE A WILD RABID DOG WITH A CRAZED THRIST FOR BLOOD. AND, WHEN IT’S NOT THRASHING YOUR FAVORITE TRICK, IT CAN SLYLY HIDE IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR SUPREME CONCEALMENT. YOUR OPPOSITION WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S COMING UNTIL IT COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES THEM OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OH, AND DON’T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY DOES THE MIGHTY FLEA OWN N00BS IN 1A, IT IS ALSO KNOWN FOR ITS EXTREME CONVENIENCE AND VERSATILITY. IT IS A BOSS AT OFFSTRING, JUMPING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BLESSED ANGEL BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION , AND AT 5A, SPINNING AND WHIRLING, HYNOPTIZING AND CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES WITH ITS CONCENTRIC ROTATIONS, BRAINWASHING ALL WHOM HAVE WITNESSED ITS UNCENSORED GLORY TO BOW DOWN AND WEEP. NOT TO MENTION IT COSTS LIKE HALF AS MUCH AS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THROWS, SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOBSMACKING 3A PAIR FOR WHAT WOULD ONLY GET YOU ONE FANCY CLYW OR YYR. ALSO, DID I MENTION IT’S SO GOOD IT HAS ITS OWN BEARING AND STRING MADE JUST FOR IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ALL OTHER YOYOS ARE TOO WEAK TO WIELD THE POWER THAT IS THRESHOLDED IN THE MIGHTY FLEA.
> 
> I think I’ll stop now. I’ve run out of adjectives.

Yeah, but can you walk the dog with it?

Yuki

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> [@yuki\_onitsura](#):
>
> > [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
> >
> > I’m surprised no one has mentioned the YYF Mighty Flea. Makes all other yoyos obsolete. You like YYRs? You like TPs? You like CLYWs? YOU’RE ALL WRONG! THE MIGHTY FLEA MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE TINY KIDS TOYS. IT FRICKIN’ TEARS THROUGH COMBOS LIKE A WILD RABID DOG WITH A CRAZED THRIST FOR BLOOD. AND, WHEN IT’S NOT THRASHING YOUR FAVORITE TRICK, IT CAN SLYLY HIDE IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR SUPREME CONCEALMENT. YOUR OPPOSITION WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S COMING UNTIL IT COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES THEM OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OH, AND DON’T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY DOES THE MIGHTY FLEA OWN N00BS IN 1A, IT IS ALSO KNOWN FOR ITS EXTREME CONVENIENCE AND VERSATILITY. IT IS A BOSS AT OFFSTRING, JUMPING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BLESSED ANGEL BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION , AND AT 5A, SPINNING AND WHIRLING, HYNOPTIZING AND CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES WITH ITS CONCENTRIC ROTATIONS, BRAINWASHING ALL WHOM HAVE WITNESSED ITS UNCENSORED GLORY TO BOW DOWN AND WEEP. NOT TO MENTION IT COSTS LIKE HALF AS MUCH AS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THROWS, SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOBSMACKING 3A PAIR FOR WHAT WOULD ONLY GET YOU ONE FANCY CLYW OR YYR. ALSO, DID I MENTION IT’S SO GOOD IT HAS ITS OWN BEARING AND STRING MADE JUST FOR IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ALL OTHER YOYOS ARE TOO WEAK TO WIELD THE POWER THAT IS THRESHOLDED IN THE MIGHTY FLEA.
> > 
> > I think I’ll stop now. I’ve run out of adjectives.
> 
> Yeah, but can you walk the dog with it?
> 
> Yuki

Why risk dinging the ground?

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Toxic Hazmat…

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/what-are-the-12-best-competion-yoyos-i-cant-pick-please-post-i-need-your-opinon/45371/19 "2012-11-28T22:04:50Z")

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> [@yuki\_onitsura](#):
>
> > [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
> >
> > I’m surprised no one has mentioned the YYF Mighty Flea. Makes all other yoyos obsolete. You like YYRs? You like TPs? You like CLYWs? YOU’RE ALL WRONG! THE MIGHTY FLEA MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE TINY KIDS TOYS. IT FRICKIN’ TEARS THROUGH COMBOS LIKE A WILD RABID DOG WITH A CRAZED THRIST FOR BLOOD. AND, WHEN IT’S NOT THRASHING YOUR FAVORITE TRICK, IT CAN SLYLY HIDE IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR SUPREME CONCEALMENT. YOUR OPPOSITION WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S COMING UNTIL IT COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES THEM OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OH, AND DON’T FORGET THAT NOT ONLY DOES THE MIGHTY FLEA OWN N00BS IN 1A, IT IS ALSO KNOWN FOR ITS EXTREME CONVENIENCE AND VERSATILITY. IT IS A BOSS AT OFFSTRING, JUMPING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A BLESSED ANGEL BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION , AND AT 5A, SPINNING AND WHIRLING, HYNOPTIZING AND CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES WITH ITS CONCENTRIC ROTATIONS, BRAINWASHING ALL WHOM HAVE WITNESSED ITS UNCENSORED GLORY TO BOW DOWN AND WEEP. NOT TO MENTION IT COSTS LIKE HALF AS MUCH AS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THROWS, SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOBSMACKING 3A PAIR FOR WHAT WOULD ONLY GET YOU ONE FANCY CLYW OR YYR. ALSO, DID I MENTION IT’S SO GOOD IT HAS ITS OWN BEARING AND STRING MADE JUST FOR IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ALL OTHER YOYOS ARE TOO WEAK TO WIELD THE POWER THAT IS THRESHOLDED IN THE MIGHTY FLEA.
> > 
> > I think I’ll stop now. I’ve run out of adjectives.
> 
> Yeah, but can you walk the dog with it?
> 
> Yuki

No. Dog walks it. It’s a flea.

Don’t get one, get 2. 3A!!!
