# Weird Movie Quotes

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**Created:** [August 14, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930 "2013-08-14T19:29:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![slowyojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowyojoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/slowyojoe)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/21 "2013-08-21T19:26:47Z")

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> [@paulsansics](#):
>
> few favorites from my favorite movie (Snatch).
> 
> Customs official: Anything to declare?  
> Avi: Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Love this one. I like the

“Avi: Eighty-six carats.  
Rosebud: Where?  
Avi: London.  
Rosebud: London?  
Avi: London.  
Avi’s Colleague: London?  
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Poppins… LONDON.”

and of course:

“[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers’ van]  
Tyrone: I didn’t see it there.  
Vinny: It’s a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it’s a packet of peanuts, is it?  
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.  
[All three turn and look back at the truck]  
Vinny: It’s behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.”

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**Author:** ![YoCyanightYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/77aa72/32.png) [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/22 "2013-08-21T22:36:33Z")

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“Of course I’m not happy! Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do. I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself. [Farts] Sorry. I farted. It’s a long road ahead.” – Fat BTard.(Austin Powers movies)

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**Author:** ![Tx3x1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Tx3x1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Tx3x1)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/23 "2013-08-22T00:29:01Z")

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I don’t know if you know this, but im kind of a big deal.

“anchorman”

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