# Weird Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [August 14, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930 "2013-08-14T19:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GoCrazyForYoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gocrazyforyoyo/32/7941_2.png) [@GoCrazyForYoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoCrazyForYoyo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/1 "2013-08-14T19:29:54Z")
List Quote and Movie “If you don’t want your balls juggled, then don’t put them in my face” -Michelle Pfeiffer One Fine Day ---
**Author:** ![Mr.wIerdHObBies31](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr.wierdhobbies31/32/1421_2.png) [@Mr.wIerdHObBies31](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr.wIerdHObBies31)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/2 "2013-08-14T20:01:35Z")
oh do me yoyo master. -the 40 yr old virgin ---
**Author:** ![Hawmy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/hawmy/32/1426_2.png) [@Hawmy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Hawmy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/3 "2013-08-14T20:10:43Z")
IT’S MY MOP!!! IT’S MINE!!! ~Stanley Spadowski ---
**Author:** ![Mctron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mctron/32/1188_2.png) [@Mctron](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mctron)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/4 "2013-08-15T03:11:34Z")
Well heck, I’d frustrate on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good! - The General from Wargames edit it got filtered the real quote is less funny but the filter changed the other word for pee into frustrate and it wasn’t heck that was said ---
**Author:** ![GoCrazyForYoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gocrazyforyoyo/32/7941_2.png) [@GoCrazyForYoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GoCrazyForYoyo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/5 "2013-08-15T20:15:03Z")
“We’ll escape the hood on the underground railroad. Gotta follow that north star! Let’s make a mix tape of Negro Spirituals!” -Brandon Jackson ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/6 "2013-08-15T20:23:05Z")
“You can’t shoot a church goin dog!” -Because of Winn Dixie ---
**Author:** ![Big\_cat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big_cat/32/877_2.png) [@Big\_cat](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/7 "2013-08-15T21:31:44Z")
“LOUD NOISES” - Brick Tamlan, from Anchorman “60 percent of the time, it works every time” - Brian Fontana, from Anchorman ---
**Author:** ![moemoeKyun](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/moemoekyun/32/1411_2.png) [@moemoeKyun](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/moemoeKyun)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/8 "2013-08-15T21:52:06Z")
“Say what again.” -Pulp Fiction ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/9 "2013-08-19T22:02:30Z")
yes my precious gollum lord of the rings ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/10 "2013-08-19T22:24:32Z")
Prince Herbert: But mother, King of Swamp Castle: Father, I’m father. Prince Herbert: But father… French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail ---
**Author:** ![slowyojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowyojoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/slowyojoe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/11 "2013-08-19T23:01:04Z")
“Oh it’s blessed are the meek! Oh that’s nice isn’t it cause they have a heck of a time.” “follow the gourd!” Ah well, it’s as close as it’d let me get… I’ll stop there for fear of autocorrect insanity! ---
**Author:** ![yooldman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yooldman/32/1213_2.png) [@yooldman](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yooldman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/12 "2013-08-19T23:10:45Z")
> [@WildCat23](#): > > Prince Herbert: But mother, > King of Swamp Castle: Father, I’m father. > Prince Herbert: But father… > > French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. > > King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. > > ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail > [@slowyojoe](#): > > “Oh it’s blessed are the meek! Oh that’s nice isn’t it cause they have a heck of a time.” > > “follow the gourd!” > > Ah well, it’s as close as it’d let me get… I’ll stop there for fear of autocorrect insanity! Oooh, I love references I get ;D. ---
**Author:** ![slowyojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowyojoe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/slowyojoe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/13 "2013-08-19T23:38:09Z")
I wanted to post one more for yooldman. And now for something completely different… ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/14 "2013-08-21T02:05:13Z")
“have fun destroying the castle!” -the princess bride. ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yossarian/32/1006_2.png) [@Yossarian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/15 "2013-08-21T02:48:11Z")
“I love you too, but I’m going to mace you in the face” -The Darjeeling Limited ---
**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/16 "2013-08-21T13:55:23Z")
the force is with us master sidious star wars episode 2 attack of the clones ---
**Author:** ![nardcopter](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nardcopter/32/1335_2.png) [@nardcopter](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nardcopter)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/17 "2013-08-21T14:55:04Z")
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! Cap’n Jack Sparrow, in one of those Pirates movies. ---
**Author:** ![aznnboyaZ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/aznnboyaz/32/651830_2.png) [@aznnboyaZ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/aznnboyaZ)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/18 "2013-08-21T15:02:17Z")
“The” ~All of the Movies. -TrollFace- ---
**Author:** ![paulsansics](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/paulsansics/32/1134_2.png) [@paulsansics](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/paulsansics)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/19 "2013-08-21T19:16:38Z")
few favorites from my favorite movie (Snatch). Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again? Turkish: You take sugar? Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough. Sol: You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? Customs official: Anything to declare? Avi: Yeah. Don’t go to England. > [@aznnboyaZ](#): > > “The” > ~All of the Movies. > -TrollFace- no. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930/20 "2013-08-21T19:18:33Z")
> [@aznnboyaZ](#): > > “The” > ~All of the Movies. > -TrollFace- _cough_silent films_cough_ [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/weird-movie-quotes/57930.md?page=2)