# Try not to figure this one out **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 31, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017 "2019-10-31T13:09:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yoyo-matt-ratt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo-matt-ratt/32/69567_2.png) [@yoyo-matt-ratt](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo-matt-ratt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/1 "2019-10-31T13:09:29Z")
if two sheep are flying, one is yellow and the other is headed right, how much does each square foot of asphalt cost given that the cow weighs ten pounds ---
**Author:** ![Avvatar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/avvatar/32/78432_2.png) [@Avvatar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Avvatar)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/2 "2019-10-31T13:19:27Z")
Take the square root of the cow, multiply by X, sheer the sheep, and the answer is obvious. ---
**Author:** ![twitch77](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/twitch77/32/60219_2.png) [@twitch77](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/twitch77)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/3 "2019-10-31T14:27:02Z")
15 inches of purple apple. Duh! ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/4 "2019-10-31T14:45:31Z")
asphalt is measured in tons, asphalt base is measured in square yards. take it from a roadway construction engineer :wink: ---
**Author:** ![yoyo-matt-ratt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo-matt-ratt/32/69567_2.png) [@yoyo-matt-ratt](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo-matt-ratt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/5 "2019-10-31T14:57:38Z")
thanks for being literal ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/6 "2019-10-31T15:01:30Z")
it was hard not to be… you were speaking my language, and engineers tend to be… had you accounted for friction coefficient of the applesauce, we’d be in a different octagon ---
**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/7 "2019-10-31T16:04:14Z")
the delays in the asphalt and paving make it impossible to calculate total cost. ---
**Author:** ![KiLbUcK](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kilbuck/32/794_2.png) [@KiLbUcK](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/KiLbUcK)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/8 "2019-10-31T16:25:34Z")
This is all wrong - The asphalt / paving can’t be done until all the opposum’s have been scraped up ---
**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/try-not-to-figure-this-one-out/310017/9 "2019-10-31T16:39:21Z")
spoken like a true contractor!