# Too hilarious.

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107>\
**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [November 11, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107 "2012-11-11T21:05:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![offstring-stewart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/offstring-stewart/32/940_2.png) [@offstring-stewart](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/offstring-stewart)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/44 "2012-11-13T01:52:02Z")

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> [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
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> > > [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > > Hey Mr. Yoyoguy, why isn’t a kid your age in school doing his reading, writing and arithmetic instead of surfing around on a Yo-yo website?
> > 
> > We’re off school today. They wanted to take off school today since we just had veterans day but it wasn’t on a weekday.
> 
> WHAT?! Veteran’s Day off? ??? In my day we went to school on Christmas Eve, and we didn’t have any thing like a spring break neither. We climbed a steep mountain with 6 1/2 feet of snow both going to and coming home in temperatures of like 40 degrees below zero all the time getting chased by wild javelinas! I suppose you little softies get Valentines Day off too.
> 
> A school day off for Veteran’s Day. :🙂 I’ve never heard of such a thing.

Dude, Even MY dad remembers having a week off for Christmas…You must either be ancient, or you went to catholic school…

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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/45 "2012-11-13T02:01:49Z")

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Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!

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**Author:** ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/46 "2012-11-13T03:04:31Z")

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> [@abby1371](#):
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> Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!

I conquer. Banjospins is one of my favorite people on the forums.

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**Author:** ![wcrase](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/wcrase/32/80_2.png) [@wcrase](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/wcrase)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/47 "2012-11-13T08:38:32Z")

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> [@offstring-stewart](#):
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> > [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
> > >
> > > > [@BanjoSpins](#):
> > > >
> > > > Hey Mr. Yoyoguy, why isn’t a kid your age in school doing his reading, writing and arithmetic instead of surfing around on a Yo-yo website?
> > > 
> > > We’re off school today. They wanted to take off school today since we just had veterans day but it wasn’t on a weekday.
> > 
> > WHAT?! Veteran’s Day off? ??? In my day we went to school on Christmas Eve, and we didn’t have any thing like a spring break neither. We climbed a steep mountain with 6 1/2 feet of snow both going to and coming home in temperatures of like 40 degrees below zero all the time getting chased by wild javelinas! I suppose you little softies get Valentines Day off too.
> > 
> > A school day off for Veteran’s Day. :🙂 I’ve never heard of such a thing.
> 
> Dude, Even MY dad remembers having a week off for Christmas…You must either be ancient, or you went to catholic school…

Banjo once confided in me that he’s so old he farts dust. And then something about yoyos being hunting weapons when he was a kid and how nobody appreciates anything anymore and then something about getting off of his lawn…

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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/48 "2012-11-13T10:46:03Z")

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Comments of response

Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.

Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.

Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(

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**Author:** ![A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/a_soviet_locust/32/113687_2.png) [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/49 "2012-11-13T11:34:52Z")

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> [@StrippedAxle](#):
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> > [@abby1371](#):
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> > Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!
> 
> I conquer. Banjospins is one of my favorite people on the forums.

\*concur

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**Author:** ![wcrase](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/wcrase/32/80_2.png) [@wcrase](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/wcrase)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/50 "2012-11-13T16:09:30Z")

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> [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> Comments of response
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> Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.
> 
> Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.
> 
> Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
> NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(

This guy… Lol 🙂

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**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/51 "2012-11-13T16:57:01Z")

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> [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> Comments of response
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> Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.
> 
> Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.
> 
> Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
> NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(

I believe we ‘Kids’ would call this a WIN!

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**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/52 "2012-11-13T20:31:40Z")

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> [@patrickcondon](#):
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> old
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> [http://www.yoyonation.com/talk/index.php/topic,76595.0.html](http://www.yoyonation.com/talk/index.php/topic,76595.0.html)  
> [http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,15345.0.html](http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,15345.0.html)

Just stick with what Reddit and FJ say:  
Repost

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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/54 "2012-11-14T14:49:44Z")

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> [@anon67192410](#):
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> > [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > Comments of response
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> > Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.
> > 
> > Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.
> > 
> > Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
> > NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(
> 
> Gee wiz, Mister. Where will us kids play ball, on account of your lawn being off limits? ☹

That’s “Gee Whiz”. You punks “wiz” on my lawn and there will be trouble!

(Mr. Yoyoguy, I am really sorry for totally hijacking this thread.)

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**Author:** ![wcrase](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/wcrase/32/80_2.png) [@wcrase](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/wcrase)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/55 "2012-11-14T16:24:13Z")

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> [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > [@anon67192410](#):
> >
> > > [@BanjoSpins](#):
> > >
> > > Comments of response
> > > 
> > > Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.
> > > 
> > > Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.
> > > 
> > > Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
> > > NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(
> > 
> > Gee wiz, Mister. Where will us kids play ball, on account of your lawn being off limits? ☹
> 
> That’s “Gee Whiz”. You punks “wiz” on my lawn and there will be trouble!
> 
> (Mr. Yoyoguy, I am really sorry for totally hijacking this thread.)

I have a feeling he won’t mind the free entertainment.

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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/56 "2012-11-14T16:57:59Z")

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> [@Waylon](#):
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> > [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > > [@anon67192410](#):
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> > > > [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> > > > Comments of response
> > > > 
> > > > Yes, we had the week between Christmas and New Years off, but we still had to go up to the one room school house and light a fire each day. If you allowed the school to get too cold our slate boards would crack.
> > > > 
> > > > Farting dust makes for a lighter task come laundry day.
> > > > 
> > > > Some of you saying I’m the best or a favorite…you kids are way too nice to me.  
> > > > NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! \>:(
> > > 
> > > Gee wiz, Mister. Where will us kids play ball, on account of your lawn being off limits? ☹
> > 
> > That’s “Gee Whiz”. You punks “wiz” on my lawn and there will be trouble!
> > 
> > (Mr. Yoyoguy, I am really sorry for totally hijacking this thread.)
> 
> I have a feeling he won’t mind the free entertainment.

I think we have probably milked this bit long past the point she was dry. I see a little padlock in our future if we don’t wrap it up and say “Goodnight Gracie.”.

Goodnight Gracie.

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**Author:** ![wcrase](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/wcrase/32/80_2.png) [@wcrase](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/wcrase)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/57 "2012-11-14T17:05:47Z")

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Back on topic:

When the whole k strass thing went down, the networks were yanking the videos from YouTube to try to save some face. I saw two of them this morning I hadn’t seen. Yoyos for hobos 🙂 And putting one on the “pro circuit”. That’s comedic genius.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/58 "2012-11-14T21:34:58Z")

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> [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
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> > [@StrippedAxle](#):
> >
> > > [@abby1371](#):
> > >
> > > Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!
> > 
> > I conquer. Banjospins is one of my favorite people on the forums.
> 
> \*concur

i concur also.

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**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/59 "2012-11-14T22:42:24Z")

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> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
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> > [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
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> > > [@StrippedAxle](#):
> > >
> > > > [@abby1371](#):
> > > >
> > > > Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!
> > > 
> > > I conquer. Banjospins is one of my favorite people on the forums.
> > 
> > \*concur
> 
> i concur also.

I think he meant conquer… conquers YOYOING!

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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/60 "2012-11-15T02:22:38Z")

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sooo which on does he mean? ???

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/61 "2012-11-15T02:27:02Z")

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> [@abby1371](#):
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> sooo which on does he mean? ???

concur

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**Author:** ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/62 "2012-11-15T03:24:48Z")

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> [@Legyoyo](#):
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> > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
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> > > [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](#):
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> > > > [@StrippedAxle](#):
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> > > > > [@abby1371](#):
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> > > > > Well either way banjospins is the best on the forums!
> > > > 
> > > > I conquer. Banjospins is one of my favorite people on the forums.
> > > 
> > > \*concur
> > 
> > i concur also.
> 
> I think he meant conquer… conquers YOYOING!

Sorry, I knew that. I just mixed up the spelling, and when it didn’t say there was a spelling error, I didn’t realize it.

But I would like to conquer yoyoing.

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**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/too-hilarious/45107/63 "2012-11-15T03:26:52Z")

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I think everyone has it’s just a matter of if your satisfied

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