# Things not to be mistaken for a yoyo

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**Created:** [January 29, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588 "2022-01-29T06:13:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![evildipper](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/evildipper/32/141620_2.png) [@evildipper](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/evildipper)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/1 "2022-01-29T06:13:30Z")

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Things not to be mistaken for a yoyo…

Bread lame

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 ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/b/4/5/b45927675071991178b7f917876512809a8156a6.jpeg)

_No, this is not intended to be instructional or give you bad ideas._

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**Author:** ![suspense](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/suspense/32/178499_2.png) [@suspense](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/suspense)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/2 "2022-01-29T07:44:10Z")

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So you’re saying I should place razor blades in the gap of my yoyo for increased performance. Learn something new every day. Thank you for the tip.

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**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/3 "2022-01-29T08:30:50Z")

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Cool pics and all…… but\>

I’ve been messing around with a multitude of ‘things with edges’ for well over half a century.

That is easily one of the most unsafe looking contraptions I have ever seen.

There is an old saying, ‘ Now if that isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is’?

Pretty handy way to trim the hair in your nose, though…

Blood type O negative…

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**Author:** ![anon5341354](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@anon5341354](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon5341354)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/4 "2022-01-29T10:44:18Z")

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I don’t know how to process what is going on here.

What is that? Does humanity benefit from it?

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**Author:** ![Mattwilkes84](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mattwilkes84/32/151109_2.png) [@Mattwilkes84](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mattwilkes84)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/5 "2022-01-29T10:53:39Z")

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No, they should be glued to each side to help you perfect your finger grinds :joy:

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**Author:** ![ToastedOats](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/toastedoats/32/182384_2.png) [@ToastedOats](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ToastedOats)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/6 "2022-01-29T13:55:33Z")

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Brb, gonna go offstring a balisong.

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**Author:** ![fatguysnacks247](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/fatguysnacks247/32/81478_2.png) [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/7 "2022-01-29T14:35:31Z")

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attempting a suicide landing

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**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/8 "2022-01-29T14:49:27Z")

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By the time you’ve unscrewed it, positioned the blade and CAREFULLY screwed it back together with only one slip resulting in a sliced fingertip, your buddy has already whipped out his pocket folder, opened the IKEA box, comprehended the instructions, assembled the desk and broken down the box for recycling.

So now you have to unscrew the two halves and replace the blade in the center with one finger out of commission.

Ivan

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**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/9 "2022-01-29T21:23:18Z")

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You all googled “br **e** ad lame” right? It appears the above is a very common design for a bread lame. Your opinions seem to be contradicted by people that actually use these.

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**Author:** ![evildipper](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/evildipper/32/141620_2.png) [@evildipper](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/evildipper)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/10 "2022-01-29T22:56:51Z")

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They are totally useful in bread making and help make lots of interesting designs or for certain types of bread.

Took only a few seconds to make my own lame using an unnamed yoyo that I won’t post for fear of a cease desist notice 😃

Bread making meet yoyo. Dual purpose achieved.

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**Author:** ![OlHandyJenkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@OlHandyJenkins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/OlHandyJenkins)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/11 "2022-01-29T23:04:56Z")

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> [@YoyoGeezer](#):
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> googled “brad lame”

I did it out of curiosity. Google says there are a lot of people named Brad Lame on Facebook.

How many times do you think a Brad Lame has used a bread lame but gone through the bread into Brad leaving Brad lame?

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**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/12 "2022-01-30T00:07:34Z")

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Doh! my typing stinks. Other notable gaffes:

doe snot  
that is no tit

Yeah. It happens to me alot.

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**Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/13 "2022-01-31T21:03:31Z")

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What’s a google?

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**Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/14 "2022-01-31T21:18:29Z")

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A Google is a typo. True story.

goo·gol  
/ˈɡo͞oˌɡôl,ˈɡo͞oˌɡäl/

number  
equivalent to ten raised to the power of a hundred (10100).

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-not-to-be-mistaken-for-a-yoyo/351588/17 "2022-02-25T05:09:20Z")

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