# Things a Yoyoer would never say?
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [September 5, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826 "2019-09-05T20:42:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@TheYoyoer27](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheYoyoer27)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/1 "2019-09-05T20:42:22Z")
“I love axle nots!” Let’s hear em!
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### Author:  [@FrankieJR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FrankieJR)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/2 "2019-09-05T20:43:13Z")
" I hope my delivery gets delayed over the weekend."
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### Author:  [@EOS44](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EOS44)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/3 "2019-09-05T20:44:07Z")
“This combo is perfect. I’m so satisfied with it. I wouldn’t change a thing.”
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### Author:  [@Legit\_yoyostrings](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legit_yoyostrings)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/4 "2019-09-05T20:45:21Z")
I have finally hit the trick limit
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### Author:  [@JSERR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JSERR)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/5 "2019-09-05T20:56:13Z")
This is the last yo-yo I’ll ever need.
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### Author:  [@nonja121](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nonja121)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/7 "2019-09-05T21:16:04Z")
“Watch me walk the dog!”
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### Author:  [@Marm](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Marm)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/8 "2019-09-05T21:20:26Z")
“Yes I’ll do walk the dog”
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### Author:  [@Damb](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Damb)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/9 "2019-09-05T21:25:52Z")
“I have too many yo-yos”
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### Author:  [@Drakkar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Drakkar)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/10 "2019-09-05T21:30:30Z")
“This or that yo-yo is the best.” Oh wait…
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### Author:  [@Legit\_yoyostrings](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legit_yoyostrings)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/11 "2019-09-05T23:54:08Z")
I only need to buy one yoyo then im good for life
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### Author:  [@hobbygod](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hobbygod)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/12 "2019-09-05T23:56:31Z")
Smoothness doesnt matter to me.
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### Author:  [@fatguysnacks247](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/fatguysnacks247)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/13 "2019-09-05T23:59:20Z")
yes sweetheart, that package is for me…
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### Author:  [@shatterFX](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/shatterFX)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/14 "2019-09-06T00:05:48Z")
This probably falls more under something a yoyoer would say, but not mean
“Yes, I promise, this is the last one I’m getting for a while”
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### Author:  [@smileypants707](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/smileypants707)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/15 "2019-09-06T00:28:25Z")
“Yoyoer”
:joy:
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### Author:  [@NoT\_ATHROWER](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NoT_ATHROWER)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/16 "2019-09-06T00:55:29Z")
I don’t actually care too much about smoothness as long as its not too vibey hahahahaha.
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### Author:  [@jeduardo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jeduardo)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/17 "2019-09-06T01:07:28Z")
Why having too many yo-yos, they all play the same!
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### Author:  [@Marm](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Marm)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/18 "2019-09-06T02:02:30Z")
But I say that tho…
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### Author:  [@threebearrries](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/threebearrries)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/19 "2019-09-06T02:03:31Z")
I hate playing with new strings.
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### Author:  [@Marcos61](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Marcos61)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/20 "2019-09-06T02:06:33Z")
“yeah, I ding my yoyo at least for times a day just to make it feel right. tomorrow I’m gonna go out with my edge beyond and rough it up a little.”
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### Author:  [@Marcos61](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Marcos61)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/things-a-yoyoer-would-never-say/307826/21 "2019-09-06T02:10:40Z")
This isn’t exactly a bad yoyoer saying but
Big brother: hey dude just got my new edge beyond!
little brother (maybe four years old): cool, can I see it!
big brother: Just don’t drop it.
\*little brother throws new yoyo off of their balcony. 20 yards below you can here the painful thud as it hits the concrete and not only dings, but shatters.
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