# The YWET thread..

**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-ywet-thread/31476
**Category:** General Yo-Yo
**Created:** [November 10, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-ywet-thread/31476 "2011-11-10T04:31:47Z")
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### Author: ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2018, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-ywet-thread/31476/15 "2018-08-01T09:36:53Z")

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I finally got my first anti-yo and it’s a ywet that included the mini audio CD.

I didn’t realize that the song was about yo-yos 🤣 … I couldn’t find the text or audio anywhere on the internet so I thought I’d immortalize it here:

> **Paranoids**  
> **“No False Alarm”**
> 
> I’ve been holding out till the sun goes down  
> Gonna get it on, ain’t no false alarm  
> I’ve been counting hours til day turns to night  
> Gonna find a way to make it a heavy date  
> Dream with me, scheme with me, hold out your hand  
> I’m taking you to wonderland  
> Bind with me, grind for me, show me what you can  
> I tell you I’m’a be your man  
> Brain twist me, slack-whip me, around the world again  
> Lost in your gyroscopic spin  
> Go on and throw me, don’t you worry, I’ll be back again  
> In the palm of your delicious hand  
> I’m on your leash tonight, so walk me like the dog I am  
> I’m on a string around your finger
> 
> * * *
> 
> An Anti-Yo production  
> Guest guitarrorism by Jeff Bissell  
> Copyright © 2008 by Paranoids

I’m surprised this song isn’t on YouTube somewhere by now…

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