I Will Survive, the LOL remix.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinkin’ I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin’ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
I learned “Laugh my rear end off!”
But now you’re back, from cyber-space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid caps-lock
I should have removed the shift key
If I’d’ve known for just one second you’d back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Okay, that was utterly stupid, but I had to.