# The Scam of The Century!

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800>\
**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [August 21, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800 "2014-08-21T15:10:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Raigo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/raigo/32/1446_2.png) [@Raigo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Raigo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/41 "2014-08-22T00:13:07Z")

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> [@lookaquarter](#):
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> I was supposed to get free stuff from this \*-.-

You deserved a summit man…  
You uncovered the greatest yoyo conspiracy we’ve seen to date…

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**Author:** ![FinalFantasy9001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d6d6ee/32.png) [@FinalFantasy9001](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/FinalFantasy9001)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/42 "2014-08-22T00:25:14Z")

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> [@YoCyanightYo](#):
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> Easily the funniest thread I’ve read on YYE 🙂

My favorite is the one with Yoop.

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**Author:** ![lookaquarter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@lookaquarter](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/lookaquarter)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/43 "2014-08-22T00:26:20Z")

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Still no response from CLYW, I would like to believe it’s because they’re amassing my ransom.

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**Author:** ![da5id](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/da5id/32/48214_2.png) [@da5id](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/da5id)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/44 "2014-08-22T00:33:11Z")

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Love you guys :wink:

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**Author:** ![Raigo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/raigo/32/1446_2.png) [@Raigo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Raigo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/45 "2014-08-22T01:03:35Z")

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> [@lookaquarter](#):
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> Still no response from CLYW, I would like to believe it’s because they’re amassing my ransom.

Maybe they are trying to relocate underground where the police will never find them …

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**Author:** ![Buggot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buggot/32/1534_2.png) [@Buggot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buggot)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/46 "2014-08-22T01:04:15Z")

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> [@lookaquarter](#):
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> Still no response from CLYW, I would like to believe it’s because they’re amassing my ransom.

I think they called their black jacket business lawyers to track your email to your house. I expect no reply to this, as they would silence all means of communication and not let the public know about it. Best hope is to move to Prague. Nobody suspects a yoyo fugitive there right now for a couple more weeks. Good travels man,

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**Author:** ![Boosh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/boosh/32/1566_2.png) [@Boosh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Boosh)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/47 "2014-08-22T02:03:44Z")

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Hahahah this is great

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**Author:** ![Raigo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/raigo/32/1446_2.png) [@Raigo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Raigo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/48 "2014-08-22T03:06:12Z")

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> [@Buggot](#):
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> I think they called their black jacket business lawyers to track your email to your house. I expect no reply to this, as they would silence all means of communication and not let the public know about it. Best hope is to move to Prague. Nobody suspects a yoyo fugitive there right now for a couple more weeks. Good travels man,

Run lookaquarter, RUN

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**Author:** ![Yo\_2](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yo_2/32/219839_2.png) [@Yo\_2](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yo_2)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/49 "2014-08-22T03:37:36Z")

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> [@Gambit](#):
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> Well here’s some free advice:
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> Let it go. You have no idea just how high up this conspiracy goes…
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> [http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x72/NKScott\_cheatSS/image-42.jpg](http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x72/NKScott_cheatSS/image-42.jpg)

Look at him. Just look at him. He’s smiling because their trying to determine their next copyright infringement scheme. What’s the next collaboration going to be? A little gem called the onedrop x clyw NIKE? Or the Rebok? Or the Coca-cola? Just look at him.

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**Author:** ![Gym\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Gym\_Kirk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Gym_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/50 "2014-08-22T05:15:38Z")

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Guys, I don’t keep up with politics. I don’t know much about mountains, or stoves. Cars? I know them… and I know when someone rips off ideas from my ultra rare Honda Benchmark with custom rims, decals, and racing stripes. I will give you a HighSpeed review of this baby! 0-60 in 12.4 seconds!!! Yeah that’s right, who’s laughing now?! Yeah and don’t pull up along side me. Do you know what spike side effects do to tires?

[https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3880/14809129218\_8a1b9e8831\_c.jpg](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3880/14809129218_8a1b9e8831_c.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/51 "2014-08-22T13:30:30Z")

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> [@Gym\_Kirk](#):
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> Guys, I don’t keep up with politics. I don’t know much about mountains, or stoves. Cars? I know them… and I know when someone rips off ideas from my ultra rare Honda Benchmark with custom rims, decals, and racing stripes. I will give you a HighSpeed review of this baby! 0-60 in 12.4 seconds!!! Yeah that’s right, who’s laughing now?! Yeah and don’t pull up along side me. Do you know what spike side effects do to tires?
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> [https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3880/14809129218\_8a1b9e8831\_c.jpg](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3880/14809129218_8a1b9e8831_c.jpg)

Nice.

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**Author:** ![Yoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/52 "2014-08-22T13:32:34Z")

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An accord? Why?

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**Author:** ![Gym\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Gym\_Kirk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Gym_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/53 "2014-08-22T16:01:41Z")

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> [@Yoyo](#):
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> An accord? Why?

It’s actually a Honda Benchmark. Easily confused with the Accord. It came out to directly replace the Prelude. It didn’t fit into their lineup because it was so nice, so they moved it over to Acura. I guess eventually they realized with the TSX they were competing models at a similar price point and opted to keep the TSX. If you ever find one, buy it! You don’t see many around in the US, and are quite valuable as a collector. Try to find one with ultra lights. They have slightly better gas mileage.

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**Author:** ![Pineapple\_Jumpsuit](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pineapple_jumpsuit/32/1431_2.png) [@Pineapple\_Jumpsuit](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pineapple_Jumpsuit)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/54 "2014-08-22T17:16:36Z")

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> [@lookaquarter](#):
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> This is One Drop’s reply:  
> [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/WDFzeOr.png)

hahhaahahah

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**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/55 "2014-08-22T17:59:26Z")

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> [@Gym\_Kirk](#):
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> It’s actually a Honda Benchmark. Easily confused with the Accord. It came out to directly replace the Prelude. It didn’t fit into their lineup because it was so nice, so they moved it over to Acura. I guess eventually they realized with the TSX they were competing models at a similar price point and opted to keep the TSX. If you ever find one, buy it! You don’t see many around in the US, and are quite valuable as a collector. Try to find one with ultra lights. They have slightly better gas mileage.

Does that Benchmark drive better with the Series 54-Rims in the rear?

I would think about sharpened stunt-pegs. Anyone who ticks you off could get the Ben-Hur treatment. :wink:

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**Author:** ![Mrjackthepoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mrjackthepoodle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mrjackthepoodle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/56 "2014-08-22T19:32:48Z")

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> [@lookaquarter](#):
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> Still no response from CLYW, I would like to believe it’s because they’re amassing my ransom.

I’d be cautious. I heard this happened to someone else, and they didn’t amass a ransom but a group of ninjas with yoyo’s…Canadian ninjas…

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**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/57 "2014-08-22T22:07:31Z")

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Canadian Ninjas? The guys at SNL would have fun with that 🙂

Kung-Fu; eh?

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**Author:** ![Erik\_kerber](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/erik_kerber/32/7939_2.png) [@Erik\_kerber](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Erik_kerber)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/58 "2014-08-22T22:11:11Z")

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> [@Mrjackthepoodle](#):
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> I’d be cautious. I heard this happened to someone else, and they didn’t amass a ransom but a group of ninjas with yoyo’s…Canadian ninjas…

That can leap 50 foot hudles

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**Author:** ![Gym\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Gym\_Kirk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Gym_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/59 "2014-08-23T01:29:52Z")

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> [@Mrjackthepoodle](#):
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> I’d be cautious. I heard this happened to someone else, and they didn’t amass a ransom but a group of ninjas with yoyo’s…Canadian ninjas…

They’re called Caninjas and they will slice you in half with their maple leaf shaped shurikens.

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**Author:** ![Zort\_Commander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zort\_Commander](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zort_Commander)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-scam-of-the-century/68800/60 "2014-08-23T01:53:38Z")

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> [@Yoyo](#):
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> Paul Dang sometimes does green triangles
> 
> Triangle=3 sides
> 
> 3
> 
> Half life 3 confirmed

GG

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