# The official Pun thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [March 11, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666 "2013-03-11T18:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AFairhurst](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/afairhurst/32/793_2.png) [@AFairhurst](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AFairhurst)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/1 "2013-03-11T18:04:55Z")
Let’s hear 'em As for me. I was punning in a Graveyard the other night, but I had to barrow some from the internet because mine were falling on death ears. ---
**Author:** ![gsimian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gsimian/32/315_2.png) [@gsimian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gsimian)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/2 "2013-03-11T18:09:18Z")
If you go swimming then dive, and an eel bites your thigh, that’s A’Moray. ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/3 "2013-03-11T21:47:25Z")
> [@Alex Fairhurst](#): > > Let’s hear 'em > > As for me. I was punning in a Graveyard the other night, but I had to barrow some from the internet because mine were falling on death ears. that was so bad it’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/4 "2013-03-11T21:49:42Z")
Not to hijack your thread or anything, but back in high school I always had this dream of opening a Christian pizza parlor. I planned on calling it Cheesus Crust. ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/5 "2013-03-11T22:38:36Z")
This thread is so punny. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/6 "2013-03-11T22:41:02Z")
Because chemistry jokes get no reaction, we should barium, so they argon forever. ---
**Author:** ![AFairhurst](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/afairhurst/32/793_2.png) [@AFairhurst](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AFairhurst)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/7 "2013-03-12T05:41:00Z")
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/8 "2013-03-12T06:24:17Z")
I had the thought of making a website consisting of the most sophisticated, hard to pin puns, and I was going to call it [hardtopun.com](http://hardtopun.com). ---
**Author:** ![kuyaChristian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kuyaChristian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kuyaChristian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/9 "2013-03-12T19:33:08Z")
Just go to the comments section of any article in [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com) Read a lot. Learn a lot. Laugh of butt off. Solved. ---
**Author:** ![kuyaChristian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kuyaChristian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kuyaChristian)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/10 "2013-03-12T19:33:48Z")
Anyway… When New York City had an earthquake last year, did Harlem shake? ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/11 "2013-03-12T21:33:04Z")
The man who invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no bell prize. ---
**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/12 "2013-03-12T21:54:16Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/9/c/f/9cf63d81139b7242055fb141b6ab3f95df1af6d8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![gsimian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gsimian/32/315_2.png) [@gsimian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gsimian)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/13 "2013-03-13T15:19:24Z")
I sent in 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win. But no pun in ten did. /paul ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/14 "2013-03-13T18:39:12Z")
> [@gsimian](#): > > I sent in 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win. > But no pun in ten did. > > /paul You win that was amazing. ---
**Author:** ![gsimian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gsimian/32/315_2.png) [@gsimian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gsimian)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/15 "2013-03-13T19:31:31Z")
No winning, just playing.🙂 /paul ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/16 "2013-03-13T21:49:43Z")
I’ve been carrying this hammer around all day now my arms are Thor. ---
**Author:** ![LeftyLink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/leftylink/32/1321_2.png) [@LeftyLink](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LeftyLink)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/17 "2013-03-13T22:46:21Z")
If I hear another pancake joke I’m gonna flip ---
**Author:** ![Socom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Socom](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Socom)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/18 "2013-03-14T07:14:26Z")
Did hear what happens to the man who broke his wheelie bin He got wheelie angry ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/19 "2013-03-14T17:29:00Z")
> [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > Not to hijack your thread or anything, but back in high school I always had this dream of opening a Christian pizza parlor. > > I planned on calling it Cheesus Crust. Lmfao, that is funny. I’ll take a Moses, with double everything… ---
**Author:** ![AFairhurst](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/afairhurst/32/793_2.png) [@AFairhurst](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AFairhurst)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666/20 "2013-03-15T19:44:11Z")
Did you hear about the nihilistic rabbit? He didn’t carrot all. [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-pun-thread/50666.md?page=2)