# The "official" math thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [April 12, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364 "2014-04-12T15:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/1 "2014-04-12T15:10:59Z")
Just thought I’d post this kinda because I felt like it (duh!). Lol so it’s just a math thread… yeah ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/2 "2014-04-12T15:20:33Z")
Why was the orange so fond of the anti derivative of 1dvitamin? Because it was rich in vitamin + C! ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/3 "2014-04-12T15:22:56Z")
> [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > Why was the orange so fond of the anti derivative of 1dvitamin? Because it was rich in vitamin + C! I don’t think that’s math but ok it’s fine with me ---
**Author:** ![abby1371](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/abby1371/32/1075_2.png) [@abby1371](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/abby1371)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/4 "2014-04-12T15:38:24Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > Just thought I’d post this kinda because I felt like it (duh!). Lol so it’s just a math thread… yeah its spring break why do we need this? Also If I have 2 apples and you have 3 apples how many pancakes are on the roof? ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/5 "2014-04-12T15:44:32Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > I don’t think that’s math but ok it’s fine with me It’s a calculus joke. ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/6 "2014-04-12T15:44:49Z")
> [@abby1371](#): > > its spring break why do we need this? Also > If I have 2 apples and you have 3 apples how many pancakes are on the roof? zero… so what if it’s spring break for some people? ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/7 "2014-04-12T15:47:07Z")
> [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > It’s a calculus joke. yeah i got it cause i’m in calculus lol but it’s still not math… derivative of 2x^2 + 2x = ? Easy but i want to see who knows derivatives… ---
**Author:** ![LinksLegionaire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/linkslegionaire/32/886_2.png) [@LinksLegionaire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/LinksLegionaire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/8 "2014-04-12T16:05:07Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > yeah i got it cause i’m in calculus lol but it’s still not math… What? How? > [@stuarttw](#): > > derivative of 2x^2 + 2x = ? Easy but i want to see who knows derivatives… It depends on what you’re deriving with respect to. ---
**Author:** ![Philip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Philip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Philip)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/9 "2014-04-12T16:28:06Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > yeah i got it cause i’m in calculus lol but it’s still not math… > derivative of 2x^2 + 2x = ? Easy but i want to see who knows derivatives… > [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > It depends on what you’re deriving with respect to. if he means with respect to Y, the answer is 0 ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/10 "2014-04-12T16:31:31Z")
> [@LinksLegionaire](#): > > What? How? > > It depends on what you’re deriving with respect to. oops… forgot about that… I’ve just gotten so used to just looking at some form of derivative and so on try this again y=2x^2 + 2x y’=? ---
**Author:** ![YoCyanightYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/77aa72/32.png) [@YoCyanightYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoCyanightYo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/11 "2014-04-12T17:31:54Z")
> [@abby1371](#): > > its spring break why do we need this? Also > If I have 2 apples and you have 3 apples how many pancakes are on the roof? Purple because aliens dont wear hats ---
**Author:** ![Philip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Philip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Philip)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/12 "2014-04-12T20:28:14Z")
> [@stuarttw](#): > > oops… forgot about that… I’ve just gotten so used to just looking at some form of derivative and so on > try this again > y=2x^2 + 2x > y’=? you have to specify the independent variable. the answer could still be zero. ---
**Author:** ![stuarttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@stuarttw](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stuarttw)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/13 "2014-04-12T21:16:31Z")
> [@Philip](#): > > you have to specify the independent variable. the answer could still be zero. i think you know what i’m asking lol… ---
**Author:** ![liife](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/liife/32/1060_2.png) [@liife](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/liife)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/14 "2014-04-12T21:26:48Z")
He’s obviously asking to take the derivative of y with respect to the only variable of which y is non-trivially a function of. ---
**Author:** ![CaliBuddha](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/calibuddha/32/156_2.png) [@CaliBuddha](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CaliBuddha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/15 "2014-04-12T23:17:41Z")
Jeez I thought it said the “official m\*th thread”… Anyways, I think this applies: [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/6/4/3/64315bfd630c23986021bb1f2e81d648c000ca30.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ---
**Author:** ![shen703](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shen703/32/924_2.png) [@shen703](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/shen703)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/16 "2014-04-12T23:56:43Z")
Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed. Why don’t they serve beer at math events? You shouldn’t drink and derive. Johnny has an apple. Beth has two. Based on this, how many does Jack have? ---
**Author:** ![Yoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/17 "2014-04-13T02:24:29Z")
Meth isnt a censor worth word is it? ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/18 "2014-04-13T02:56:10Z")
> [@Yoyo](#): > > \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\* \*\*? Yes… I do believe so ---
**Author:** ![nardcopter](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nardcopter/32/1335_2.png) [@nardcopter](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nardcopter)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/19 "2014-04-13T03:23:07Z")
> [@Legyoyo](#): > > \*\*\*… \* \*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\* We don’t tolerate that kind of language here on YYE. Legyoyo, please take your potty mouth somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364/20 "2014-04-13T03:31:08Z")
> [@abby1371](#): > > its spring break why do we need this? Also > If I have 2 apples and you have 3 apples how many pancakes are on the roof? I think 7, because I traded my 3 apples for 5 pineapples. [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-official-math-thread/65364.md?page=2)