# The "i just smached my face with a metal" thread!

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641>\
**Category:** General Yo-Yo\
**Created:** [September 3, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641 "2011-09-03T21:12:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![deston100](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/deston100/32/215_2.png) [@deston100](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/deston100)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/1 "2011-09-03T21:12:35Z")

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Okay so this thread is for all you people who have"SMASHED YOUR FACE WITH A YOYO"…  
on my first month of yoyoing i was trying to do eli hops and thats a really bad idea so of course it hit me and it broke my nose… awsome right.  
TELL ME YOUR STORIE!!!

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**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/2 "2011-09-03T21:16:20Z")

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Glownasty in the dark doing really fast braintwister and hit myself in the eye… Lucky for me no black eye.

I’ve also hit myself with my Dv888 in the mouth… Not fun…

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**Author:** ![NintendoYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecccb3/32.png) [@NintendoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NintendoYo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/3 "2011-09-03T21:37:15Z")

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Similar story, when I was beginning to yoyo, braintwister with a freehand zero. First try, and guess what, I smashed the underside of my chin. Biiigg black and blue for days. Didn’t try that trick again for weeks. ;D

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**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/4 "2011-09-03T21:41:14Z")

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5 stitches on the bridge of my nose. Long story.

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**Author:** ![Big\_cat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/big_cat/32/877_2.png) [@Big\_cat](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Big_cat)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/5 "2011-09-03T21:45:37Z")

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I was playing with Jensen Kimmit’s über long string with my popstar, and the brand new string broke, and my POPstar flew at my foot, fracturing it. I have never used that string again.

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**Author:** ![zippo074](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zippo074/32/572_2.png) [@zippo074](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zippo074)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/6 "2011-09-03T23:20:19Z")

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> [@Big\_cat](#):
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> I was playing with Jensen Kimmit’s über long string with my popstar, and the brand new string broke, and my POPstar flew at my foot, fracturing it. I have never used that string again.

You know that string is used for Jensen kimmitts style of play he invented, tourniquette?

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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/7 "2011-09-03T23:22:26Z")

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Never heard of “smaching”  
Thus, I wont say anything.

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**Author:** ![themaddoughnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@themaddoughnut](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/themaddoughnut)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/8 "2011-09-04T00:39:15Z")

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hi hit my self in the temple and now i have a big green/red cut

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**Author:** ![NintendoYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecccb3/32.png) [@NintendoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NintendoYo)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/9 "2011-09-04T00:44:31Z")

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Wow that sounds painful.

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**Author:** ![Jake\_Elliott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jake\_Elliott](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Jake_Elliott)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/10 "2011-09-04T01:10:27Z")

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I dislocated my knee on stage while yoyoing.

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**Author:** ![bryanhayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@bryanhayn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bryanhayn)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/11 "2011-09-04T01:51:56Z")

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> [@Jayyo](#):
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> Never heard of “smaching”  
> Thus, I wont say anything.

Wont has an apostrophe in it.

You need to be perfect if you’re going to point out people’s mistakes. :🙂

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**Author:** ![hobo-yoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hobo-yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hobo-yoyo)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/12 "2011-09-04T01:56:31Z")

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gave my self a black-eye trying to learn horizontal with a yuuksta

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**Author:** ![Nathanael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/48db29/32.png) [@Nathanael](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nathanael)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/13 "2011-09-04T02:01:18Z")

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Trying to learn the sleeper with a dollar store yoyo. Got really mad when it onlly slept for one second and threw it down really hard… Bad idea. The yoyo came back up hard and hit me in the face… Fun fun.

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**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/14 "2011-09-04T02:18:00Z")

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> [@bryanhayn](#):
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> > [@Jayyo](#):
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> > Never heard of “smaching”  
> > Thus, I wont say anything.
> 
> Wont has an apostrophe in it.
> 
> You need to be perfect if you’re going to point out people’s mistakes. :🙂

Hmmm… I find it odd that you’d leave it out yourself… 😃

Now we mustn’t be hypocrites.

(P.S. I don’t claim to be any good at grammar/spelling.)

Moving right along has anyone hit their hip right on the bone?

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**Author:** ![Robin\_Hood0999](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/robin_hood0999/32/693_2.png) [@Robin\_Hood0999](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Robin_Hood0999)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/15 "2011-09-04T02:23:11Z")

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Using a responsive metal yoyo=bad idea. Hit myself multiple times in the face with my pocket pro zombie…

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**Author:** ![deston100](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/deston100/32/215_2.png) [@deston100](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/deston100)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/16 "2011-09-04T02:47:40Z")

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You guys or gals must really like hurting yourself…haha

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**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/17 "2011-09-04T03:04:19Z")

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It’s all worth it… Well for the most part. C=

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**Author:** ![bryanhayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@bryanhayn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bryanhayn)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/18 "2011-09-04T05:43:49Z")

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> [@Trace](#):
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> > [@bryanhayn](#):
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> > > [@Jayyo](#):
> > >
> > > Never heard of “smaching”  
> > > Thus, I wont say anything.
> > 
> > Wont has an apostrophe in it.
> > 
> > You need to be perfect if you’re going to point out people’s mistakes. :🙂
> 
> Hmmm… I find it odd that you’d leave it out yourself… 😃
> 
> Now we mustn’t be hypocrites.
> 
> (P.S. I don’t claim to be any good at grammar/spelling.)
> 
> Moving right along has anyone hit their hip right on the bone?

I left it out on purpose because that’s how he wrote it…duh. If I said, “Won’t has an apostrophe in it” then I wouldn’t be quoting the exact word he had written. Get it? :🙂

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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/19 "2011-09-04T05:46:49Z")

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Ah but remember, Im allowed to make mistakes cause Im actually legit.  
:wink:

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**Author:** ![deston100](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/deston100/32/215_2.png) [@deston100](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/deston100)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-i-just-smached-my-face-with-a-metal-thread/29641/20 "2011-09-05T20:30:00Z")

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> [@Jayyo](#):
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> Ah but remember, Im allowed to make mistakes cause Im actually legit.  
> :wink:

no your not

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