# The game

**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [September 20, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031 "2012-09-20T22:43:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/1 "2012-09-20T22:43:55Z")

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Rule 1: You are playing The Game.  
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,  
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.  
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.  
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.  
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.  
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat…?  
From [losethegame.com](http://losethegame.com)

Rule 4. After you lose, there is a thirty-minute grace period in which one may think about the game without losing.

Rule 5. The game may only end if, and when the british prime minister publicly announces “The game is over.”  
By the way…game grenade!

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### Author: ![A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/a_soviet_locust/32/113687_2.png) [@A\_Soviet\_Locust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/A_Soviet_Locust)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/2 "2012-09-20T22:56:54Z")

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With all due respect sir, screw you. I had gone for a decent amount of time loss-less.

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### Author: ![Deeman103](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@Deeman103](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Deeman103)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/3 "2012-09-20T22:58:16Z")

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I lost the game…

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/4 "2012-09-20T23:59:18Z")

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Ah, the joy of loss. 😃

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### Author: ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/5 "2012-09-21T00:22:28Z")

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I’m not sure if you’ve just come to light on what the game is, or if you’re intentionally making others lose.

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/6 "2012-09-21T00:29:33Z")

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Both. As soon as you learn the game, you then lose, correct?

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### Author: ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/7 "2012-09-21T00:37:03Z")

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How recent did you learn the game?

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/8 "2012-09-21T00:45:12Z")

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Eh, a while ago. Some buddies at my youth group taught me.

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### Author: ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/9 "2012-09-21T01:11:53Z")

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I have been playing this very special game for a long time and you forgot something in the rules

there is a 30 minute immunity for after you lose so you cant lose like 7 times in 30 seconds

although that is just how i play it

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### Author: ![hallelu-yo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@hallelu-yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hallelu-yo)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/10 "2012-09-21T01:16:35Z")

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why did you have to post this? now i lost the game…

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/11 "2012-09-21T01:19:13Z")

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> [@DrAwesome](#):
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> I have been playing this very special game for a long time and you forgot something in the rules
> 
> there is a 30 minute immunity for after you lose so you cant lose like 7 times in 30 seconds
> 
> although that is just how i play it

Oh my gosh, I forgot that rule! Except we play ten minutes typically.

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### Author: ![StrippedAxle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/strippedaxle/32/1163_2.png) [@StrippedAxle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/StrippedAxle)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/12 "2012-09-21T21:05:03Z")

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DANG IT! I haven’t thought about the game in months. Thanks.

Also, another rule: the only person that can end the game is the British Prime Minister.

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/13 "2012-09-21T21:11:07Z")

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Ah, yes. Almost forgot. Well, I did forget, but who cares anyways, modify button…

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### Author: ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/14 "2012-09-21T21:53:48Z")

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> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
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> Rule 1: You are playing The Game.  
> You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,  
> and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
> 
> Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.  
> Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.  
> The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
> 
> Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.  
> Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.  
> This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat…?  
> From [losethegame.com](http://losethegame.com)
> 
> Rule 4. After you lose, there is a thirty-minute grace period in which one may think about the game without losing.
> 
> Rule 5. The game may only end if, and when the british prime minister publicly announces “The game is over.”  
> By the way…game grenade!

THE GAME STATES YOU MUST DO AWAY WITH THOSE RIDICULOUS RULES 4 AND 5

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### Author: ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/15 "2012-09-21T22:02:30Z")

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I haven’t thought of the game… for… almost a year now… and… now… that streak… is broken noooooooooooo!

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### Author: ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/16 "2012-09-21T22:21:25Z")

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I lost the game!

I have a personal game where I figure out the gaps between the time when I though about the thing I’m supposed to think about…long story

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### Author: ![Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mr_yoyoguy/32/922_2.png) [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Mr_Yoyoguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/17 "2012-09-21T22:44:43Z")

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> [@yoyofoot](#):
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> > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
> >
> > Rule 1: You are playing The Game.  
> > You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,  
> > and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
> > 
> > Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.  
> > Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.  
> > The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
> > 
> > Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.  
> > Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.  
> > This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat…?  
> > From [losethegame.com](http://losethegame.com)
> > 
> > Rule 4. After you lose, there is a thirty-minute grace period in which one may think about the game without losing.
> > 
> > Rule 5. The game may only end if, and when the british prime minister publicly announces “The game is over.”  
> > By the way…game grenade!
> 
> THE GAME STATES YOU MUST DO AWAY WITH THOSE RIDICULOUS RULES 4 AND 5

Rule 6. The rules are not to be removed or changed. haha

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### Author: ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/18 "2012-09-21T23:29:59Z")

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> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
>
> > [@yoyofoot](#):
> >
> > > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
> > >
> > > Rule 1: You are playing The Game.  
> > > You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,  
> > > and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
> > > 
> > > Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.  
> > > Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.  
> > > The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
> > > 
> > > Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.  
> > > Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.  
> > > This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat…?  
> > > From [losethegame.com](http://losethegame.com)
> > > 
> > > Rule 4. After you lose, there is a thirty-minute grace period in which one may think about the game without losing.
> > > 
> > > Rule 5. The game may only end if, and when the british prime minister publicly announces “The game is over.”  
> > > By the way…game grenade!
> > 
> > THE GAME STATES YOU MUST DO AWAY WITH THOSE RIDICULOUS RULES 4 AND 5
> 
> Rule 6. The rules are not to be removed or changed. haha

But you just changed the rules by saying that!

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### Author: ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/19 "2012-09-21T23:30:54Z")

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> [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
>
> > [@yoyofoot](#):
> >
> > > [@Mr\_Yoyoguy](#):
> > >
> > > Rule 1: You are playing The Game.  
> > > You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,  
> > > and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
> > > 
> > > Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.  
> > > Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.  
> > > The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
> > > 
> > > Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.  
> > > Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.  
> > > This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat…?  
> > > From [losethegame.com](http://losethegame.com)
> > > 
> > > Rule 4. After you lose, there is a thirty-minute grace period in which one may think about the game without losing.
> > > 
> > > Rule 5. The game may only end if, and when the british prime minister publicly announces “The game is over.”  
> > > By the way…game grenade!
> > 
> > THE GAME STATES YOU MUST DO AWAY WITH THOSE RIDICULOUS RULES 4 AND 5
> 
> Rule 6. The rules are not to be removed or changed. haha

Well if you already broke it once…

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### Author: ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-game/43031/20 "2012-09-25T13:47:02Z")

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The game has been going around the Marching band since Band Camp…

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