# The DarkMagic by Yoyojam

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158>\
**Category:** Yo-Yo Reviews\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158 "2008-12-02T05:06:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Tiki-Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tiki-Rex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Tiki-Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/21 "2008-12-30T04:42:06Z")

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I douted that my PSP could get internet on an airplain, 3,000 feet in the air, but it did  
now i really schooled them

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**Author:** ![Kim-Lan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kim-lan/32/16_2.png) [@Kim-Lan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kim-Lan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/22 "2008-12-30T07:25:23Z")

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> [@Tiki-Rex](#):
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> Oh yeaaaaaa yoyoguy? what if you live on an island in the middle of the pacific and you only have 10 muints a year of computer time and you want to oarder a good yoyo, but you only have time to read the review and oarder the yoyo, but theres no pictures in the revew so as you go to look for pics your computer time runs out and you have yo wait till next yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?
> 
> (I think i just schooled him again)

You missed one thing…HE’S NOT LIVING ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC WITH ONLY 10 MINUTES A YEAR OF COMPUTER TIME. Even if you were on an island, why would you only have 10 minutes a year? Even if you only had 10 minutes a year, why would you spend the time on yoyos? Even if you did spend the time on yoyos, why would you take the time to read a review? I would just go and buy anything that looked gooood. Why waste time? How would you even have money or a credit card to buy it, anyways? And how would it be shipped to you? And if you did have the money or a credit card to buy it, why would you spend it on yoyos when you are stuck on an isolated island? As you would say, “I schooled you!”

Anyways, I do think having pictures can improve the quality of a review, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a good review. And vice-versa. A review doesn’t need pictures to be good.

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**Author:** ![YoYoGuy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@YoYoGuy66](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoGuy66)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/23 "2008-12-30T15:47:47Z")

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> [@Kim-Lan](#):
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> > [@Tiki-Rex](#):
> >
> > Oh yeaaaaaa yoyoguy? what if you live on an island in the middle of the pacific and you only have 10 muints a year of computer time and you want to oarder a good yoyo, but you only have time to read the review and oarder the yoyo, but theres no pictures in the revew so as you go to look for pics your computer time runs out and you have yo wait till next yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?
> > 
> > (I think i just schooled him again)
> 
> You missed one thing…HE’S NOT LIVING ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC WITH ONLY 10 MINUTES A YEAR OF COMPUTER TIME. Even if you were on an island, why would you only have 10 minutes a year? Even if you only had 10 minutes a year, why would you spend the time on yoyos? Even if you did spend the time on yoyos, why would you take the time to read a review? I would just go and buy anything that looked gooood. Why waste time? How would you even have money or a credit card to buy it, anyways? And how would it be shipped to you? And if you did have the money or a credit card to buy it, why would you spend it on yoyos when you are stuck on an isolated island? As you would say, “I schooled you!”
> 
> Anyways, I do think having pictures can improve the quality of a review, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a good review. And vice-versa. A review doesn’t need pictures to be good.

Wow…GO KIM-LAN!!! 😃 :wink: :o

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**Author:** ![Samad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/samad/32/19_2.png) [@Samad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Samad)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/24 "2008-12-30T19:51:42Z")

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> [@Kim-Lan](#):
>
> > [@Tiki-Rex](#):
> >
> > Oh yeaaaaaa yoyoguy? what if you live on an island in the middle of the pacific and you only have 10 muints a year of computer time and you want to oarder a good yoyo, but you only have time to read the review and oarder the yoyo, but theres no pictures in the revew so as you go to look for pics your computer time runs out and you have yo wait till next yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?
> > 
> > (I think i just schooled him again)
> 
> You missed one thing…HE’S NOT LIVING ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC WITH ONLY 10 MINUTES A YEAR OF COMPUTER TIME. Even if you were on an island, why would you only have 10 minutes a year? Even if you only had 10 minutes a year, why would you spend the time on yoyos? Even if you did spend the time on yoyos, why would you take the time to read a review? I would just go and buy anything that looked gooood. Why waste time? How would you even have money or a credit card to buy it, anyways? And how would it be shipped to you? And if you did have the money or a credit card to buy it, why would you spend it on yoyos when you are stuck on an isolated island? As you would say, “I schooled you!”
> 
> Anyways, I do think having pictures can improve the quality of a review, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a good review. And vice-versa. A review doesn’t need pictures to be good.

NICE!!!

Tiki-Rex got owned!!

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**Author:** ![Tiki-Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tiki-Rex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Tiki-Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/25 "2009-01-01T00:12:08Z")

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> [@Kim-Lan](#):
>
> > [@Tiki-Rex](#):
> >
> > Oh yeaaaaaa yoyoguy? what if you live on an island in the middle of the pacific and you only have 10 muints a year of computer time and you want to oarder a good yoyo, but you only have time to read the review and oarder the yoyo, but theres no pictures in the revew so as you go to look for pics your computer time runs out and you have yo wait till next yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?
> > 
> > (I think i just schooled him again)
> 
> You missed one thing…HE’S NOT LIVING ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC WITH ONLY 10 MINUTES A YEAR OF COMPUTER TIME. Even if you were on an island, why would you only have 10 minutes a year? Even if you only had 10 minutes a year, why would you spend the time on yoyos? Even if you did spend the time on yoyos, why would you take the time to read a review? I would just go and buy anything that looked gooood. Why waste time? How would you even have money or a credit card to buy it, anyways? And how would it be shipped to you? And if you did have the money or a credit card to buy it, why would you spend it on yoyos when you are stuck on an isolated island? As you would say, “I schooled you!”
> 
> Anyways, I do think having pictures can improve the quality of a review, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a good review. And vice-versa. A review doesn’t need pictures to be good.

OH YEEEEEAAAAAA well what if the guy on the island was a rich scintest that kept his island secret to everyone else and he had to use solar panals to get electricity, but his island was always dark and stormy so he only got enough electricity to power all his houshold aplinces and 10 minuits of computer time each year, and he has a kid that is addicted to yoyos, the scintest wants to give his kid the perfict birthday, and, using his cell phone heard some stuff about a DM and wants to look up a review, to make sure that his gift is perfict for his kid, but the review has NNOOO pictures and soo he can’t tell if it looks good and then he goes looking for photos and his time runs out then he has to wait for next YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR? (BTW; he keeps his island secret and himself alive by sailing out to meet a supply ship that will give him food, water, and stuff he orders online)  
  
now that was schooling

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**Author:** ![Kim-Lan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kim-lan/32/16_2.png) [@Kim-Lan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kim-Lan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/26 "2009-01-01T00:41:15Z")

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How would he even get a signal to use his cell phone? If he did get a signal, he can use his cell phone to get internet or call someone else (whoever he called to get info on the DM) to get him more information on the DM and stuff. AND if his island was ALWAYS all dark and stormy (and you did say always) he wouldn’t be able to get any solar power. What kind of ship would want to go near a dark and stormy island, anyways? That’s like walking into a death trap. And if he read a good review, which I am \*\*\*uming he did, because he knows that it’s a good yoyo, then it would still review about the appearance of the yoyo with or without pictures.

And yeah, I don’t feel like thinking of more reasons why your story won’t work.

NOW CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING STUPID AND RIDICULOUS WITH THESE STUPID REASONS WHY HE NEEDS PICTURES AND MAKING ME COUNTERACT THEM. Or in simpler words…grow up and think of real reasons to defend your thoughts.

It’s like this…What if I thought that all 11 year old boys needed to be tortured and beat nearly to death to be able to live a longer life. And I defended it by saying, “What if in 10 years, to live, you need to be deathly sick and dying or have a severe injury, because penguins will rule the world. And the only way to get in touch with the penguin species is by almost being ill. This is because penguins will only torture and/or eat healthy humans as opposed to sick ones, because they believe that sick humans are smart and vulnerable. They think that since you are sick your life will flash before your eyes constantly and therefore, you end up pondering many, many things throughout your day. This way, you can help the penguins achieve their every goal. BUT they know you are vulnerable since you are not healthy and so, you will not be able to overrun the penguin race. So, by torturing all young boys now will mean a longer life among the penguins later.”

THAT is what you are doing.

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**Author:** ![YoYoGuy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@YoYoGuy66](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoGuy66)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/27 "2009-01-01T03:29:12Z")

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Kim-Lan…You are so awesome. I’m glad somebody finally told him that. It was very annoying having him “trash” the forums with all his stupid “schooling”. So when I say this I think I speak for everyone; THANK YOU KIM-LAN, YOU ARE AWESOME. 😃

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**Author:** ![Robert2393](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/robert2393/32/7_2.png) [@Robert2393](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Robert2393)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/28 "2009-01-01T18:16:04Z")

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Ok guys its just a yoyo review. You don’t got to get technical with it.

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**Author:** ![Kim-Lan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kim-lan/32/16_2.png) [@Kim-Lan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Kim-Lan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/29 "2009-01-01T20:08:41Z")

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Yeah, sorry. I was just trying to get Tiki-Rex to stop.

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**Author:** ![YoYoGuy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@YoYoGuy66](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoGuy66)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/30 "2009-01-01T22:53:32Z")

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Yeah, that was out of hand and off subject :P. But thanks again Kim-Lan. Now back to the purpose of this thread. Did anybody get anything cool thats yoyo related?

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**Author:** ![yoyoman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoman/32/23_2.png) [@yoyoman](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoman)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/31 "2009-01-02T03:48:29Z")

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yeah! check out “what did you get for the holidays?” thread in geneal yo-yo forum.

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**Author:** ![Starscreem88](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/starscreem88/32/26_2.png) [@Starscreem88](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Starscreem88)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/32 "2009-01-09T05:35:31Z")

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> [@YoYoGuy66](#):
>
> > [@Kim-Lan](#):
> >
> > > [@Tiki-Rex](#):
> > >
> > > Oh yeaaaaaa yoyoguy? what if you live on an island in the middle of the pacific and you only have 10 muints a year of computer time and you want to oarder a good yoyo, but you only have time to read the review and oarder the yoyo, but theres no pictures in the revew so as you go to look for pics your computer time runs out and you have yo wait till next yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?
> > > 
> > > (I think i just schooled him again)
> > 
> > You missed one thing…HE’S NOT LIVING ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC WITH ONLY 10 MINUTES A YEAR OF COMPUTER TIME. Even if you were on an island, why would you only have 10 minutes a year? Even if you only had 10 minutes a year, why would you spend the time on yoyos? Even if you did spend the time on yoyos, why would you take the time to read a review? I would just go and buy anything that looked gooood. Why waste time? How would you even have money or a credit card to buy it, anyways? And how would it be shipped to you? And if you did have the money or a credit card to buy it, why would you spend it on yoyos when you are stuck on an isolated island? As you would say, “I schooled you!”
> > 
> > Anyways, I do think having pictures can improve the quality of a review, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a good review. And vice-versa. A review doesn’t need pictures to be good.
> 
> Wow…GO KIM-LAN!!! 😃 :wink: :o

Why do you have to cheer for Kim-Lan?

Happy Throwing! =]

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**Author:** ![YoYoGuy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@YoYoGuy66](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoGuy66)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/33 "2009-01-15T04:12:29Z")

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Just becuase somebody finally made Tiki-Rex be quiet. Now can we just drop all this? ☹

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/34 "2009-01-16T00:48:36Z")

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you guys are so funny. my wifes first grade class doesn’t act that bad. 😃

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**Author:** ![YoYoGuy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@YoYoGuy66](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoGuy66)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/35 "2009-01-16T01:06:38Z")

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> [@brandon](#):
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> you guys are so funny. my wifes first grade class doesn’t act that bad. 😃

Haha 😃

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**Author:** ![MasterThief11](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/masterthief11/32/36_2.png) [@MasterThief11](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MasterThief11)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/36 "2009-01-31T02:40:06Z")

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> [@Robert2393](#):
>
> This is my review on the DarkMagic yoyo.
> 
> Stats:
> 
> Manufacturer :YoYoJam  
> Shape :Butterfly / Wing  
> Weight (g) :70.60  
> Width (mm) :41.31  
> Diameter (mm) :56.34  
> Gap Width (mm):3.40  
> Bearing Size (Inside x Outside x Width):.250 x .500 x .187 in  
> Gap Type :Adjustable  
> Stock Response System: YYJ Hybrid
> 
> 1 to 10 :9
> 
> pic curiosity of yoyonation  
> [http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn70/robert2393/DM.jpgtotally](http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn70/robert2393/DM.jpgtotally) good review but my friend got it and personally i hate how big it is
> 
> The Darkmagic is really great yo. it has a grate spin time and a wide gap for multiple lands. mettle rims for easy grinds and the lip inside for thumb grinds. also when combined with the Def-E-yo kk bearing its just the greatest for unresponsive play. also the response system hasn’t worn out yet. It was made by none other than the captain of team yoyojam and the creator of this site André Boulay. He has made numerous wins in contests and now he judges. all in all the DM is my favorite. later and remember keep it spinning.

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**Author:** ![Samad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/samad/32/19_2.png) [@Samad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Samad)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/37 "2009-01-31T02:54:04Z")

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If you guys want to see a longer review of the DM look here:

> **[YoYoJam Dark Magic Review](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php?topic=155.0)**
>
> Well, I have had this YoYo for a while, and I have been putting off making a review for it for a while, so here it is: (NOTE: I am most likely going to make modifications later to this post.) Description: (Provided by YoYoNation): The Dark Magic...

Once again, AMAZING review Robert 🙂

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**Author:** ![littleyoyo12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc29f/32.png) [@littleyoyo12](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/littleyoyo12)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/the-darkmagic-by-yoyojam/158/38 "2009-01-31T14:01:40Z")

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Tiki-Rex, you are horrible at spelling!!!

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