# Tell me your favorite joke, and I'll rate them 1-10

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**Created:** [November 5, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638 "2025-11-05T16:32:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/61 "2025-12-17T17:28:37Z")

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(Sing this like it’s “Be a Man” from Mulan)

Take me to the bathroom, cuz I got the runs,

Did they bring me Pepto, when I asked, for Tums?

It’s the saddest dump I ever met, but you can bet before we’re through,

Somehow I will not die from this poo.

Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within,

Stuck in highway traffic, so you hold it in,

I feel sick, my pants are full of foam, and I don’t know what to do,

Somehow I will not die from this poo!

(Be a man!) It’s coming swift as a coursing river,

With all the force of a great typhoon,

With enough gas to start quite a fire, mysterious as the dark splotch in the pool

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**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/62 "2025-12-18T14:12:40Z")

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PEAK /10. BEST DAMN JOKE IN THE WORLD.

I love this

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