# Tell me your favorite joke, and I'll rate them 1-10 **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 5, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638 "2025-11-05T16:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/41 "2025-11-07T15:01:33Z")
9.5/10 I wonder why the serial killer is hitchhiking… ---
**Author:** ![rysk\_9844](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rysk_9844/32/641377_2.png) [@rysk\_9844](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rysk_9844)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/42 "2025-11-07T16:17:17Z")
_ **67 🤷** _ _mic drops_ ---
**Author:** ![Son-of-Morris](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/son-of-morris/32/250533_2.png) [@Son-of-Morris](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Son-of-Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/43 "2025-11-07T16:42:24Z")
Banned 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/44 "2025-11-07T22:38:32Z")
How do you get a forum lurker to become active? Host a giveaway! ---
**Author:** ![Ironical\_Monocle1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ironical_monocle1/32/244603_2.png) [@Ironical\_Monocle1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ironical_Monocle1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/45 "2025-11-08T01:04:56Z")
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around… ---
**Author:** ![Superbad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Superbad](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Superbad)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/46 "2025-11-08T05:24:37Z")
I turniped the beet around… …But it was kinda corny. ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/47 "2025-11-10T07:32:12Z")
Where do the bad rainbows go? Prism. They get a light sentence. It gives them time to reflect. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/48 "2025-11-10T09:45:50Z")
….A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/49 "2025-11-10T19:04:09Z")
A man goes to the doctor and has several tests taken. He goes home and gets back to business and life goes on. He watches a calendar each day wondering when the test will be done? Finally the phone rings and he just happens to be next to it and picks it up immediately. Hello with your doctor I have some news for you. The doctor says I have good news and I have bad news. The man says about a time you called… What’s the good news? The doctor says you have one week to live. The man says oh my God… That’s the good news? What’s the bad news if you don’t mind me asking? The doctor says I was supposed to call you six days ago. 🙀 ---
**Author:** ![washyjoshe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/washyjoshe/32/612061_2.png) [@washyjoshe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/washyjoshe)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/50 "2025-11-11T18:58:38Z")
BAD DAD JOKES INCOMING A man walks in a bar. He said ouch. A horse walks into a barn. The barn tender asks him why he has a long face. The horse doesn’t reply, because the horse can’t talk. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What type of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim How do you feel after reading these bad dad jokes? Disappointed, and perhaps annoyed ---
**Author:** ![WorkFromHome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/workfromhome/32/65123_2.png) [@WorkFromHome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/WorkFromHome)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/51 "2025-11-12T04:39:46Z")
A sodium atom walks down the street. A chlorine atom pushes him down and then runs off. The sodium atom gets up and runs to a nearby police officer. Sodium atom: Officer! That guy just mugged me! Officer: Are you sure? What did he take? Sodium atom: He took one of my electrons. I’m positive! ---
**Author:** ![rysk\_9844](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rysk_9844/32/641377_2.png) [@rysk\_9844](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rysk_9844)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/52 "2025-11-12T18:24:11Z")
I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz. ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/53 "2025-11-14T12:55:58Z")
20000/10. this is hilariously funny ---
**Author:** ![rysk\_9844](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rysk_9844/32/641377_2.png) [@rysk\_9844](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rysk_9844)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/54 "2025-11-14T14:49:47Z")
![1003631191](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/7/0/8/70812875b70de1cfd45d6a6230aea936e57de3c4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![rysk\_9844](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rysk_9844/32/641377_2.png) [@rysk\_9844](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rysk_9844)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/55 "2025-11-24T08:23:57Z")
It’s not the volts that kill you, it’s the amps. Though either way, it still hertz ---
**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/56 "2025-11-24T13:40:39Z")
They tried to carve Chuck Norris’s face into Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn’t hard enough for his beard. ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/57 "2025-11-24T15:12:28Z")
0.000000001/10. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeper80](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sleeper80/32/257936_2.png) [@Sleeper80](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Sleeper80)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/58 "2025-12-09T19:20:20Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin under his beard, it’s another fist. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/59 "2025-12-15T21:39:36Z")
Q: What do you call a dog with steel balls? A: Sparky ---
**Author:** ![JSERR](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jserr/32/186876_2.png) [@JSERR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JSERR)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/60 "2025-12-16T01:37:59Z")
I just realized my jokes are a bit too dark to repeat. So here’s one of my favorite one liner comedians instead: “Last night I stayed up late playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638.md?page=4)