# Tell me your favorite joke, and I'll rate them 1-10 **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 5, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638 "2025-11-05T16:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Snoopy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/snoopy/32/669143_2.png) [@Snoopy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Snoopy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/21 "2025-11-05T20:53:07Z")
“…I walked into a big and tall…not a lot of tall guys.” Louie Anderson is hilarious, though maybe not timeless. ---
**Author:** ![shakazulu94](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shakazulu94/32/635504_2.png) [@shakazulu94](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/shakazulu94)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/22 "2025-11-05T20:59:43Z")
This one only works on Ohio people “Have you ever heard of a town called ‘Engagement’ OH.?” (the other buckeye presumably declines) “Its halfway between [Dayton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayton,_Ohio) and [Marion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion,_Ohio)!” ---
**Author:** ![washyjoshe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/washyjoshe/32/612061_2.png) [@washyjoshe](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/washyjoshe)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/23 "2025-11-05T21:26:38Z")
This got me ---
**Author:** ![MinerJ](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/minerj/32/629515_2.png) [@MinerJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MinerJ)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/24 "2025-11-05T22:46:06Z")
My kids favorite jokes, youngest to eldest: 1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 1. Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks. 1. Why aren’t koalas considered bears? Because they don’t have the right koalifications. ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/25 "2025-11-05T23:50:29Z")
What do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea-r what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea-r ---
**Author:** ![sammy\_j](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sammy_j/32/292565_2.png) [@sammy\_j](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sammy_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/26 "2025-11-05T23:59:43Z")
Q: and what does that fsh say when it runs into a wall? A: dam. ---
**Author:** ![JosiahR](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/josiahr/32/251027_2.png) [@JosiahR](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JosiahR)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/27 "2025-11-06T04:33:44Z")
That one lowkey got a chuckle out of me :joy: ---
**Author:** ![Donkeykong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/donkeykong/32/592328_2.png) [@Donkeykong](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Donkeykong)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/28 "2025-11-06T04:58:53Z")
How do you know it’s a Dadjoke? It’s apparent ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/29 "2025-11-06T13:20:41Z")
3/10… ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/30 "2025-11-06T13:21:12Z")
10/10 I never thought of it like that! ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/31 "2025-11-06T13:22:38Z")
7/10. I audibly giggled at this. ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/32 "2025-11-06T13:23:47Z")
6.5/10 ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/33 "2025-11-06T13:24:32Z")
10/10. No notes ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/34 "2025-11-06T13:25:20Z")
OH MY GOD BRO 😭 10/10 I did not expect that ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/35 "2025-11-06T13:27:58Z")
8/10. I always wonder what happens if a snail took a plane to another country.. would it be like time travel ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/36 "2025-11-06T13:31:09Z")
0/10. ---
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/37 "2025-11-06T13:32:00Z")
1/10… ---
**Author:** ![CannibalCricket](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cannibalcricket/32/665098_2.png) [@CannibalCricket](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CannibalCricket)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/38 "2025-11-06T13:48:39Z")
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**Author:** ![kretzschmar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kretzschmar/32/668707_2.png) [@kretzschmar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kretzschmar)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/39 "2025-11-06T14:07:58Z")
What happens when you throw a green sock into the Red Sea? It gets wet ---
**Author:** ![hotei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5fc32e/32.png) [@hotei](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hotei)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/40 "2025-11-07T14:28:35Z")
A hitchhiker after a long wait finally got picked up. He jumped in the car and said he had been waiting a long time. Thank you for picking me up I could have been a serial killer or someone not very nice. The driver said what are the odds of two serial killers in the car at the same time. [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638.md?page=3)