# Tell me your favorite joke, and I'll rate them 1-10 **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [November 5, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638 "2025-11-05T16:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cjnxn\_yoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cjnxn_yoyo/32/265169_2.png) [@cjnxn\_yoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/cjnxn_yoyo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/1 "2025-11-05T16:32:12Z")
Title explains it all. ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/2 "2025-11-05T16:41:53Z")
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/3 "2025-11-05T16:42:15Z")
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. ---
**Author:** ![Son-of-Morris](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/son-of-morris/32/250533_2.png) [@Son-of-Morris](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Son-of-Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/4 "2025-11-05T16:49:16Z")
“Dogs are forever in the pushup position” There was an older Brian Regan joke, but it hasn’t aged super well from like 12 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![SlowThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slowthrow/32/307451_2.png) [@SlowThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SlowThrow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/5 "2025-11-05T17:00:37Z")
What did Brian Regan say that didn’t age well??? He was like the cleanest comic I can think of _“… I walked on the moon”_ ---
**Author:** ![chosen\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8dc957/32.png) [@chosen\_1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/chosen_1)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/6 "2025-11-05T17:30:22Z")
I thought that was a Mitch Hedberg joke ---
**Author:** ![sammy\_j](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sammy_j/32/292565_2.png) [@sammy\_j](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sammy_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/7 "2025-11-05T17:42:30Z")
Did you know, the term “t-shirt” stands for tyrannosaurus-shirt? It’s because of the small arms 🦖 ---
**Author:** ![NuroVolt7](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nurovolt7/32/671908_2.png) [@NuroVolt7](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NuroVolt7)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/8 "2025-11-05T17:53:11Z")
It drives me nuts that you can’t say anything without offending somebody. A guy told me a story that he was getting coffee at Starbucks and he said “Thanks, chief!” to the barista. The barista, with a look of shock, said “Woah! Don’t say ‘chief’! That’s offensive to Native Americans!” My friend, confused, responded “Ok, how?” The barista freaked out and said “Don’t say ‘hao’!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Durfee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/durfee/32/593280_2.png) [@Durfee](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Durfee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/9 "2025-11-05T18:06:44Z")
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. ---
**Author:** ![Snoopy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/snoopy/32/669143_2.png) [@Snoopy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Snoopy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/10 "2025-11-05T18:12:58Z")
A scientist was asked to come up with two designs for an underwater breathing device. After a few months, he was able to get them finished and brought somebody in to test them. The man put the first device on, jumped into the water, took a deep breath…and it worked. He could breathe just like he was on land! The scientist said, “Alright, the Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, or SCUBA, passed with flying colors!” The man then put on the next device and jumped into the water once more. He tried to breathe, but he couldn’t. He came out of the water, and the scientist said, “Well, I suppose we’ll just toss this one—it didn’t work at all! We’ll call it the Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus, or TUBA…It does make a nice sound, though.” _[Heavily paraphrased]_ ---
**Author:** ![Son-of-Morris](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/son-of-morris/32/250533_2.png) [@Son-of-Morris](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Son-of-Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/11 "2025-11-05T18:18:57Z")
> [@SlowThrow](#): > > What did Brian Regan say that didn’t age well??? He was like the cleanest comic I can think of > > _“… I walked on the moon”_ “Did you know… if you were to second guess your decision… to book some time… to visit an Indian community… that would be a reservation reservation reservation!” Not necessarily terrible, but just has an general sense of “is this OK?” Lmao > [@chosen\_1](#): > > I thought that was a Mitch Hedberg joke The one I quoted was, the absolute expert at one liners, haha. ---
**Author:** ![Wildo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/wildo/32/668485_2.png) [@Wildo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Wildo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/12 "2025-11-05T18:29:01Z")
…They died badly. I always wanted to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming an crying like everyone else in the car. ---
**Author:** ![Shwa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shwa/32/108351_2.png) [@Shwa](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shwa)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/13 "2025-11-05T19:00:53Z")
lol. Those are my Dad’s go to. ---
**Author:** ![CannibalCricket](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cannibalcricket/32/665098_2.png) [@CannibalCricket](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CannibalCricket)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/14 "2025-11-05T19:12:59Z")
Guy hears a knock at the door. Opens it to find a snail on his stoop. “Can I have a word with you?” asks the snail. Guy picks the snail up and slings him off into the yard. Two years later, guy hears a knock at the door. Opens it and the snail is there “What the hell was that all about?!” ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/15 "2025-11-05T19:26:28Z")
Son? ---
**Author:** ![CannibalCricket](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cannibalcricket/32/665098_2.png) [@CannibalCricket](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CannibalCricket)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/16 "2025-11-05T20:03:27Z")
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? Russell ---
**Author:** ![CannibalCricket](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cannibalcricket/32/665098_2.png) [@CannibalCricket](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CannibalCricket)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/17 "2025-11-05T20:05:05Z")
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?” ---
**Author:** ![CannibalCricket](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cannibalcricket/32/665098_2.png) [@CannibalCricket](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CannibalCricket)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/18 "2025-11-05T20:07:39Z")
Did you hear about the gnome who lost his left arm and left leg? It’s okay. He’s all right now! ---
**Author:** ![sammy\_j](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sammy_j/32/292565_2.png) [@sammy\_j](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sammy_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-your-favorite-joke-and-ill-rate-them-1-10/435638/19 "2025-11-05T20:13:15Z")
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: ground beef Q: what do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Lean beef ---
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