# Tell me what pickup line you used on your crush and I will tell you why they rejected you

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**Created:** [January 6, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041 "2022-01-06T03:35:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ch\_yoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ch_yoyos/32/182819_2.png) [@Ch\_yoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ch_yoyos)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/1 "2022-01-06T03:35:52Z")

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A month ago in class I asked my crush out in front of the whole class (I was dared by my friends), and her response was “nahhhh ewww” 😑

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**Author:** ![craZivn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/crazivn/32/124648_2.png) [@craZivn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/craZivn)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/2 "2022-01-06T04:51:49Z")

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“Hey babe, whaddya say we ditch this noisy bar and head out to the spillway where there are no witnesses.”

Still can’t figure out where I went wrong with that one and would love some enlightenment.

Ivan

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**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/3 "2022-01-06T08:22:56Z")

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I said, ‘Hey baby, I don’t now how you escaped but I still have the keys to the Zoo. So if you wanna climb into the back of the truck, I’ll take you back to your cage. We can stop at the Feed Store and I’ll get you a bucket of something to eat’.

Oh well…

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**Author:** ![Howdypartner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/howdypartner/32/304152_2.png) [@Howdypartner](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Howdypartner)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/4 "2022-01-06T09:48:27Z")

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Try that one again, I’m sure second times a charm lol.

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**Author:** ![stevejspins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@stevejspins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/stevejspins)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/6 "2022-01-06T13:38:32Z")

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If you’re free, want to come to my house and help me move the bodies into the freezer? Never works for some reason.

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**Author:** ![AKYOYOMIKE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/akyoyomike/32/286732_2.png) [@AKYOYOMIKE](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AKYOYOMIKE)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/8 "2022-01-06T15:00:00Z")

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“Hey there, wanna see my YoYo?”  
She laughed a bit in disgust, i think she was frightening when i showed it to her… we’ve been married 7 years.  
Fyi it was a YYJ Hitmam 😊

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**Author:** ![Ch\_yoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ch_yoyos/32/182819_2.png) [@Ch\_yoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ch_yoyos)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/13 "2022-01-07T00:25:45Z")

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Damn that sucks. Who would turn down a man with a yyj hitman? That is peak stupidity

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**Author:** ![Ch\_yoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ch_yoyos/32/182819_2.png) [@Ch\_yoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ch_yoyos)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/15 "2022-01-07T01:49:20Z")

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Edit: my post got removed for being “inappropriate” please keep a reminder to not post something too graphic.

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**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/16 "2022-01-10T00:28:17Z")

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At the bar to a nice lady.  
“I can peddle a bicycle for over 5 hours straight. And I don’t even like riding a bicycle.”

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**Author:** ![Ch\_yoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/ch_yoyos/32/182819_2.png) [@Ch\_yoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Ch_yoyos)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/17 "2022-03-17T21:52:52Z")

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compete in the tour de france and ask her again, that would make your point valid

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**Author:** ![beherenow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/beherenow/32/125309_2.png) [@beherenow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/beherenow)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/tell-me-what-pickup-line-you-used-on-your-crush-and-i-will-tell-you-why-they-rejected-you/350041/18 "2022-03-19T15:34:44Z")

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That’s just a Century time. A double Century took me about 11 hours. So I was being conservative.
