i wear three different rings - platinum, silver and stainless - and while they’ve made some of my throws sing, none have caused any noticeable or damage of significance
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Surfaces don’t kill ano…
I kill ano.
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Surfaces that will kill ano>>
Dry sponges
Stiff jello
McDonalds French fries
Year old Halloween candy
A frozen Sunday newspaper
Petrified crayons
Voodoo dolls
Small Deli pickles
Regifted Christmas fruitcake
…And a Partridge in a pear tree.
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You monster 
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But only after they have cooled and transformed into styrofoam
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I feel like even freshly baked fruit cake would be damaging…if not to the ano, then to the lining of one’s stomach >_<.
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was it when you hit yourself in the nose? and you posted a video of it on here?
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lol it was!
It somehow managed to catch on my belt and snap back at me.
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Wow, you guys sure are great when giving consumer advice! Talk about being a great brand ambassador…
Delicious.
Quite often I find myself laughing immediately after getting hurt(doesn’t matter how). If I do myself real good it’s intermingled with urrghhs and giggling.
Slight sadism.
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Plus I got a big buckle and totally feel this
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