Speeches


#1

okay so i was having a random stupid speech thing for a “personal development” class. I ended the speech with this.

Your vote counts. Remember, without you, tomorrow would not be the day after yesterday’s tomorrow. I don’t need you. I need Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Votes!

What was the funnyest/silliest way that you ever ended a speech?


(JonasK) #2

I think that “Thank you for barely paying attention” or “Thank you for sleeping” is a few good ways to end a speech.


#3

Your momma so fat…

Er, wait…dont take my advice.


(D@§h!zn!t) #4

nice…


#5

lol! Your momma so fat, that when she entered the elevator, it said “8 people at a time please!” Not directed at you though Samad. Directed at no one. Please do not be offended.

haha worst way to end a speech, you might be beaten up! ;D


#6

Vote for me, I have the big N G


#7

Vote for me and get a cat.