# Soviet Russia jokes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [October 17, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795 "2011-10-17T23:43:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/1 "2011-10-17T23:43:38Z")
In Soviet Russia, the internet searches you! ---
**Author:** ![Saskabilly\_Psychosis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/saskabilly_psychosis/32/560_2.png) [@Saskabilly\_Psychosis](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Saskabilly_Psychosis)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/2 "2011-10-18T00:42:59Z")
here’s one from King of The Hill In America you put “In God We Trust” on tha money. in Russia… we haves no money! ---
**Author:** ![dks1023](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@dks1023](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/dks1023)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/3 "2011-10-18T01:30:52Z")
In Soviet Russia, the yo-yo throws you! ---
**Author:** ![guitaryo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/guitaryo/32/830_2.png) [@guitaryo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/guitaryo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/4 "2011-10-18T01:33:03Z")
In Soviet Russia, cheese cuts you! ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nobody/32/845_2.png) [@nobody](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/5 "2011-10-18T01:35:55Z")
In soviet Russia, the thread post you. ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/6 "2011-10-18T04:22:14Z")
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes still aren’t funny! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![popdada](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/popdada/32/629_2.png) [@popdada](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/popdada)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/7 "2011-10-19T02:52:01Z")
In Soviet Russia Vladimir Putin can run for president when ever he wants… ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/8 "2011-10-19T03:00:12Z")
> [@popdada](#): > > In Soviet Russia Vladimir Putin can run for president when ever he wants… Ees funny beecause ees troo! ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/9 "2011-10-19T16:04:30Z")
In soviet Russia… Vodka… ---
**Author:** ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/10 "2011-10-19T20:33:09Z")
> [@Raphael](#): > > In soviet Russia… Vodka… As my History teacher would say “We must have better Vodka… SACRIFICE THE CHILDREN!” No sriously, he makes these russia jokes almost every class xD we were talknig about how in the ancient world (2k-1k BCE) They would sacrifice babies, hoping for better crops. one of the girls in class is Russian (well so am I but no one knows :P) and he loves joking round with her xD ---
**Author:** ![TheYoYoist101](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theyoyoist101/32/842_2.png) [@TheYoYoist101](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheYoYoist101)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/11 "2011-10-19T20:43:04Z")
in soviet russia you pwn chuck norris. ---
**Author:** ![Preinfalk](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/preinfalk/32/551_2.png) [@Preinfalk](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Preinfalk)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/12 "2011-10-19T20:50:32Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/f/d/6/fd6ca60eeff319e7b509b1211fec3f2d2e70b730.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DByoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dbyoyoer/32/852_2.png) [@DByoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DByoyoer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/13 "2011-10-19T21:58:17Z")
In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/14 "2011-10-23T01:34:26Z")
In soviet Russia, hat wears you! In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! ---
**Author:** ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/15 "2011-10-23T02:06:54Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#): > > In soviet Russia, hat wears you! > > In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! > > In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! > > In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! > > In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. > > In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! we will still love and tolerate you. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/16 "2011-10-23T05:06:45Z")
> [@CarlG](#): > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > In soviet Russia, hat wears you! > > > > In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! > > > > In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! > > > > In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! > > > > In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. > > > > In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! > > we will still love and tolerate you. I was in the mood XD I just had to say that In soviet Russia, water gets humaned. ---
**Author:** ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/17 "2011-10-23T05:10:59Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > [@CarlG](#): > > > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > > > In soviet Russia, hat wears you! > > > > > > In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! > > > > > > In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! > > > > > > In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! > > > > > > In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. > > > > > > In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! > > > > we will still love and tolerate you. > > I was in the mood XD I just had to say that > > In soviet Russia, water gets humaned. in soviet russia, you are funny ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/18 "2011-10-23T05:18:22Z")
> [@CarlG](#): > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > > [@CarlG](#): > > > > > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, hat wears you! > > > > > > > > In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! > > > > > > we will still love and tolerate you. > > > > I was in the mood XD I just had to say that > > > > In soviet Russia, water gets humaned. > > in soviet russia, you are funny In soviet Russia, you are not an annoying forum troll ---
**Author:** ![Rika-chan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rika-chan/32/767_2.png) [@Rika-chan](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Rika-chan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/19 "2011-10-23T05:19:28Z")
> [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > [@CarlG](#): > > > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > > > > [@CarlG](#): > > > > > > > > > [@koenigseggfire](#): > > > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, hat wears you! > > > > > > > > > > In soviet world, Americans want into Mexico! > > > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, bronies hate you! > > > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, clouds watch you! > > > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, mice are scared of elephants. > > > > > > > > > > In soviet Russia, vodka controls you! > > > > > > > > we will still love and tolerate you. > > > > > > I was in the mood XD I just had to say that > > > > > > In soviet Russia, water gets humaned. > > > > in soviet russia, you are funny > > In soviet Russia, you are not an annoying forum troll incorrect, in soviet russia I AM an annoying forum troll ---
**Author:** ![yoyoguy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/db5fbb/32.png) [@yoyoguy4](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoguy4)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795/20 "2011-10-23T22:21:26Z")
roses are red violets are blue in Soviet Russia, poem writes you! [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/soviet-russia-jokes/30795.md?page=2)