# So you wake up...

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [May 22, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951 "2013-05-22T19:09:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/1 "2013-05-22T19:09:49Z")

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AND HOLEEEE FRIK YOU FEEL WEIRD, WHAT THE HECK WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL WEIRD, UGH RUB MY EYES.WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY HANDS WHAT THE HECK ARMS, WHAT ARE ARMS WHAT IS THIS? OHMAHGAWD, WHERES THE MIRROR.

you look in the mirror.

OHMAHGAWD YOU’RE A FREAKIN KHAJIIT WHAT THE HECK MAN WHY ARE YOU A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT DA HECK OHHHHH LORD HAVE MERCY OHHHHH HOLY GHOST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME NOW LORD HAVE MERCY IM A KHAJIIT!

So you go outside.

OHMAHGAWD PEOPLE DONT BE CARED, IM JUST LIKE YOU I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM A HUMAN I REALLY AM, COME BACK LITTLE BOY IM NOT SCARY, OHMAHGAWD WHY AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, WHY THE HECK AM I A FREAKIN KHAJIIT, OH THE HUMANITY, OHHHH THE HUMANITY AND BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

I need a cheese wheel.

So what would you do?

[http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/76e/106/bf5/resized/khajiit-meme-generator-cat-is-god-3a55f3.jpg](http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/76e/106/bf5/resized/khajiit-meme-generator-cat-is-god-3a55f3.jpg)

_wuff_

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**Author:** ![GregP](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gregp/32/1192_2.png) [@GregP](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/GregP)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/2 "2013-05-22T19:17:27Z")

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You’ve been hitting the skooma, mang.

That post made me larf, though. :wink:

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/3 "2013-05-22T19:24:33Z")

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man that was deep. It totally made me rethink my life.

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**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/4 "2013-05-22T20:24:00Z")

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> [@Pajama Man 8398](#):
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> man that was deep. It totally made me rethink my life.

Lol

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/5 "2013-05-22T21:02:42Z")

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I’d fall back asleep.

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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/6 "2013-05-22T23:02:10Z")

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> [@Shadowz143](#):
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> I’d fall back asleep.

But KHAJIIT!

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**Author:** ![Noonar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noonar/32/1244_2.png) [@Noonar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Noonar)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/7 "2013-05-22T23:25:27Z")

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> [@JeiCheetah](#):
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> > [@Shadowz143](#):
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> > I’d fall back asleep.
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> But KHAJIIT!

I don’t understand what you mean by “KHAJIT”.

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**Author:** ![yooldman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yooldman/32/1213_2.png) [@yooldman](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yooldman)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/8 "2013-05-22T23:33:04Z")

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> **[Lore:Khajiit - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages (UESP)](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Khajiit)**

 ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/6/8/6/686a7a100512f02815bf50ec08a79c7113ae5704.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Djlll](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/djlll/32/1338_2.png) [@Djlll](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Djlll)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/9 "2013-05-22T23:47:10Z")

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Did you watch me wake up this morning cuz this is really familiar to me lol.

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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/10 "2013-05-22T23:58:21Z")

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> [@Djlll](#):
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> Did you watch me wake up this morning cuz this is really familiar to me lol.

YOU KHAJIIT??!!!?!!?!?!/11!?!!!?Òˆ©√˚¨ı≥÷Ó©Ï©†´®Í

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/11 "2013-05-22T23:59:17Z")

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I’m still going back to sleep.

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**Author:** ![noahshalabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@noahshalabi](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/noahshalabi)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/12 "2013-05-23T00:04:08Z")

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I’d go to furry conventions because I’d fit in pretty well.

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**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/13 "2013-05-23T05:22:17Z")

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> [@noahshalabi](#):
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> I’d go to furry conventions because I’d fit in pretty well.

Guess that could work  
[http://d.facdn.net/art/wahaneta/1352422349.wahaneta\_400352\_4720790616281\_255396915\_n-1.jpg](http://d.facdn.net/art/wahaneta/1352422349.wahaneta_400352_4720790616281_255396915_n-1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![TamOcello](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tamocello/32/1277_2.png) [@TamOcello](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TamOcello)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/14 "2013-05-23T06:18:25Z")

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I wouldn’t notice anything different.

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**Author:** ![Shadowz143](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/shadowz143/32/952_2.png) [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/15 "2013-05-23T17:46:53Z")

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I did fall back asleep.

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**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/16 "2013-05-24T01:36:32Z")

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I’d have fun because I love Khajiits.

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**Author:** ![YoRED](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yored/32/1088_2.png) [@YoRED](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoRED)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/17 "2013-05-24T05:18:17Z")

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Rather be an Argonian… Just sayin.

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**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/18 "2013-05-24T18:24:28Z")

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> [@YoRED](#):
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> Rather be an Argonian… Just sayin.

I don’t know why but all the pictures I see of them make them look slimy. If I could choose another race it would be wood elf.

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**Author:** ![TheYoYoist101](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theyoyoist101/32/842_2.png) [@TheYoYoist101](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TheYoYoist101)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/19 "2013-05-24T18:35:55Z")

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I’d eat some tuna

=^\_^=

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/so-you-wake-up/53951/20 "2013-05-24T19:28:20Z")

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I’d wake myself back up.
