# Slaughtering Wallabies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [August 14, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017 "2011-08-14T04:56:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/1 "2011-08-14T04:56:23Z")
Discuss ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/2 "2011-08-14T04:57:23Z")
I eat them in my soup. it always makes me giggle ---
**Author:** ![yoyoguitarist1319](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoguitarist1319/32/278_2.png) [@yoyoguitarist1319](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoguitarist1319)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/3 "2011-08-14T04:58:10Z")
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. ---
**Author:** ![yoyoguy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/db5fbb/32.png) [@yoyoguy4](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoguy4)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/4 "2011-08-14T04:58:29Z")
I eat wallabies for breakfast, and use there blood for milk. ---
**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/5 "2011-08-14T05:04:07Z")
I prefer just to box mine… > **[Trending Designs: How to Stay Ahead with Your Wallpaper Choices -...](https://wallpapers.com/blog/how-to-stay-ahead-with-your-wallpaper-choices.html)** > > Explore how to use free clipart, PNGs, and SVGs to create on-trend wallpapers with tips on minimalism, vibrant colors, retro themes, and more. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/6 "2011-08-14T05:04:56Z")
I enjoy steaking them to the wall, just by the tail so they can’t escape. I then carve out their insides slowly so that the wallaby screams can be heard for hours on end. I make small incisions throughout the torso and when the wallaby is slipping away, I give it an adreneline injection so it stays conscious for a while longer to endure through the experience. I then slowly saw off the tail and I show it to the wallaby so it can see that its method of balance is no longer available to it. As it slips away, the last thing it sees is the sword, and the sound of the laughter. Then everything goes dark. Poor wallaby, but its time had come, and it had to be done. All good things must come to an end right? Now time to collect the blood, and give it to yoyoguy4 for his cereal. J ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/7 "2011-08-14T05:06:04Z")
> [@Jayyo](#): > > I enjoy steaking them to the wall, just by the tail so they can’t escape. > I then carve out their insides slowly so that the wallaby screams can be heard for hours on end. > I make small incisions throughout the torso and when the wallaby is slipping away, I give it an adreneline injection so it stays conscious for a while longer to endure through the experience. > I then slowly saw off the tail and I show it to the wallaby so it can see that its method of balance is no longer available to it. As it slips away, the last thing it sees is the sword, and the sound of the laughter. > > Then everything goes dark. > > Poor wallaby, but its time had come, and it had to be done. > > All good things must come to an end right? > > Now time to collect the blood, and give it to yoyoguy4 for his cereal. > > J nice tips I gotta try that sometime ---
**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/8 "2011-08-14T05:08:52Z")
[http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/323/322886/Grimdark.jpg](http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/323/322886/Grimdark.jpg) Your guys thoughts on this… ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/9 "2011-08-14T05:12:48Z")
> [@Trace](#): > > I prefer just to box mine… > [Trending Designs: How to Stay Ahead with Your Wallpaper Choices - Wallpapers.com Blog on Wallpapers](http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/animals/kangaroos/kangaroo-boxing.png) Oh yeah me too, it makes them nice and tender. ---
**Author:** ![zippo074](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zippo074/32/572_2.png) [@zippo074](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zippo074)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/10 "2011-08-14T05:31:44Z")
YOU MONSTERS! Wallabies are majestic creatures! ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/11 "2011-08-14T05:34:18Z")
Yep, just imagine how they would react had someone substituted ponies for wallabies… :wink: ---
**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/12 "2011-08-14T05:41:04Z")
> [@jhb8426](#): > > Yep, just imagine how they would react had someone substituted ponies for wallabies…  :wink: I don’t know Jayyo has read a fanfiction about a pony killing other ponies and he seems to have really latched on to it. > **[Cupcakes](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes)** > > WARNING: This entry contains violent imagery. Viewer discretion is advised. ^The story. (Be warned it’s Graphic.) ---
**Author:** ![turtleyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@turtleyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/turtleyo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/13 "2011-08-14T15:13:24Z")
wallabies taste like chicken hey tell me if something tastes like chicken couldn’t chicken taste like that animal? ---
**Author:** ![yoyoguy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/db5fbb/32.png) [@yoyoguy4](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoguy4)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/14 "2011-08-14T22:46:25Z")
> [@turtleyo](#): > > wallabies taste like chicken > hey tell me if something tastes like chicken couldn’t chicken taste like that animal? Probably. Jayyo, have you been banned yet? ---
**Author:** ![tombstone](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tombstone/32/622_2.png) [@tombstone](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/tombstone)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/15 "2011-08-15T00:26:30Z")
i like to chop them…very hard with a evil laugh… ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/16 "2011-08-15T00:53:50Z")
The screams from when im skinning them alive is oh so satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Trace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trace/32/620097_2.png) [@Trace](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Trace)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/slaughtering-wallabies/29017/17 "2011-08-15T01:36:17Z")
Josh I think sometimes people think your’e serious. 😃 (inb4 I am)