# Shower thoughts **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915 "2024-04-18T14:37:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/21 "2024-04-18T21:09:30Z")
Why’s it called a buildING if it’s already built? ---
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/22 "2024-04-18T21:09:43Z")
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/23 "2024-04-18T21:15:14Z")
You only have one birthday. The rest are just a congratulations for surviving each year. ---
**Author:** ![YoyoGeezer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyogeezer/32/755_2.png) [@YoyoGeezer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoyoGeezer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/25 "2024-04-18T23:22:26Z")
How deep would the oceans be if there were no sponges? ---
**Author:** ![theendofcake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/theendofcake/32/245990_2.png) [@theendofcake](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/theendofcake)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/26 "2024-04-18T23:30:55Z")
bestie you’re dying anyways i doubt a pens gonna make a difference ---
**Author:** ![Benthrowsyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/benthrowsyoyo/32/300522_2.png) [@Benthrowsyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Benthrowsyoyo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/27 "2024-04-18T23:50:15Z")
The more a towel dries, the wetter it becomes… ---
**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/28 "2024-04-18T23:58:28Z")
How?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![jaf0018](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@jaf0018](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jaf0018)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/29 "2024-04-18T23:59:29Z")
If it loses it’s wings its called a walk ---
**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/30 "2024-04-19T01:17:33Z")
A lawyer hopes you get sued, a doctor hopes you get sick, a police officer hopes you’re a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes you prosperity… ---
**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/31 "2024-04-19T01:25:07Z")
You not wrong tho ---
**Author:** ![TryCatchThrow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/trycatchthrow/32/171307_2.png) [@TryCatchThrow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TryCatchThrow)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/32 "2024-04-20T15:27:57Z")
I need a word to describe “I was able to resist the urge to buy the throw at drop, but when it didn’t immediately sell out I was not able to resist several weeks later 😬” ---
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/33 "2024-04-22T16:19:32Z")
Even if a balloon is half inflated, it’s still completely full ---
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/34 "2024-04-22T16:19:59Z")
Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things. ---
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/35 "2024-04-22T16:20:18Z")
The number of people older than you never goes up ---
**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/36 "2024-04-22T16:21:32Z")
Why will people say tuna fish, but not chicken bird? ---
**Author:** ![MrPluh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mrpluh/32/279499_2.png) [@MrPluh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrPluh)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/37 "2024-04-24T21:55:17Z")
imagin a world were computers were erased from the universe. but we did not know it. maybye something was already eraesed from the universe thats important but we just dont know what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Pun1sh3R](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/pun1sh3r/32/193125_2.png) [@Pun1sh3R](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Pun1sh3R)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/38 "2024-04-25T06:22:24Z")
Common Sense? ---
**Author:** ![kretzschmar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/kretzschmar/32/668707_2.png) [@kretzschmar](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kretzschmar)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/39 "2024-04-25T14:21:36Z")
Good and evil are constructs that existed well before we existed, defined, and our problems come from creating our own definitions rather than willfully subjecting to pursuing good ---
**Author:** ![ChrisFrancz](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/chrisfrancz/32/48992_2.png) [@ChrisFrancz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ChrisFrancz)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/40 "2024-04-25T14:24:05Z")
Parkways were originally supposed to look like you were driving through a park. That worked out really well. ---
**Author:** ![MrPluh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mrpluh/32/279499_2.png) [@MrPluh](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MrPluh)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/41 "2024-04-26T03:10:59Z")
in old stories old grandmas fall into wells and stuff. but how can you fall into a well. I mean its like right in front of you [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915.md?page=3)