# Shower thoughts

**URL:** <https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915>\
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion\
**Created:** [April 18, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915 "2024-04-18T14:37:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/1 "2024-04-18T14:37:14Z")

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Sleep is just a time machine to breakfast

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**Author:** ![rkalajian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rkalajian/32/672584_2.png) [@rkalajian](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rkalajian)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/2 "2024-04-18T14:48:05Z")

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Gaston threw off the entire egg economy in Beauty and the Beast, which is why 6 eggs is “too expensive.”

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/3 "2024-04-18T15:06:14Z")

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Is soup a food or a drink? Is juice a food or a drink? A: Food: Soup is a food. Soup is liquid. Juice is liquid. In that case, juice is food

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/4 "2024-04-18T15:09:08Z")

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If cinderellas shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall of?

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/5 "2024-04-18T15:11:11Z")

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Are bees animals? Or are they insects? Obviously insects, but what describes an animal? It doesnt fly: bird. It doesnt have more than 0 eyes: sometimes people. Is a vampire: spooky people  
Huh, i guess we’re insects :l

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**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/6 "2024-04-18T15:20:32Z")

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Animal brother. Insect is a division of animal. Animal and Plant are the terms describing 2 of the 6 Kingdoms of life. The other 4 are various microbial life. Fungus, bacteria, Protozoa……

> **[Kingdom (biology)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_(biology))**
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> In biology, a kingdom is the second highest taxonomic rank, just below domain. Kingdoms are divided into smaller groups called phyla (singular phylum).
> Traditionally, textbooks from Canada and the United States have used a system of six kingdoms (Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Protista, Archaea/Archaebacteria, and Bacteria or Eubacteria), while textbooks in other parts of the world, such as Bangladesh, Brazil, Greece, India, Pakistan, Spain, and the United Kingdom have used five kingdoms (Animalia, P...

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**Author:** ![Slestak75](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/slestak75/32/212315_2.png) [@Slestak75](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Slestak75)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/7 "2024-04-18T15:21:36Z")

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Why do people”drive” on the Parkway…and “park” on the driveway?

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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/8 "2024-04-18T15:23:02Z")

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Try to make up a color…

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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/9 "2024-04-18T15:35:52Z")

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All things are edible, just some things aren’t a good idea to eat

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**Author:** ![SmashYoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smashyoyos/32/271121_2.png) [@SmashYoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SmashYoyos)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/10 "2024-04-18T15:43:01Z")

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Is a hot dog a sandwich? :thinking:

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**Author:** ![Captrogers](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/captrogers/32/647012_2.png) [@Captrogers](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Captrogers)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/11 "2024-04-18T15:53:09Z")

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Bro I sit at a screen all day so I can make money and pay for a smaller screen I sit with the rest of the day…

Bro

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/12 "2024-04-18T16:06:22Z")

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If a fly looses its legs, is it called a walk?

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/13 "2024-04-18T16:08:36Z")

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If you loose your pen at school. U cant take notes. No notes, no study. No study, you fail the test. U fail the test, u no get diploma. No diploma, no work. No work, no money. No money, no food. No food u get skinny, and skinny equals ugly \>:(. U ugly, no wife. No wife, no children. No children, depresion. Deoresion, sickness, and then sickness leads to **DEATH** 🙀 🙀 🙀

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/14 "2024-04-18T16:37:24Z")

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I refuse to think in the shower. It’s the one quiet time, aside from throwing.

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**Author:** ![Scoogy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/scoogy/32/292166_2.png) [@Scoogy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Scoogy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/15 "2024-04-18T16:39:12Z")

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If you dont think in the shower, you could fall!

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**Author:** ![SmashYoyos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/smashyoyos/32/271121_2.png) [@SmashYoyos](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/SmashYoyos)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/16 "2024-04-18T16:43:55Z")

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Looks like even Cad Bane needs some quiet time to relax 😆.

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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/17 "2024-04-18T21:02:39Z")

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“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Turn it off and back on”

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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/18 "2024-04-18T21:03:08Z")

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If James Bond is a famous spy, that makes him the worst spy

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**Author:** ![Proyo1](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/proyo1/32/273212_2.png) [@Proyo1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Proyo1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/19 "2024-04-18T21:03:38Z")

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Crabs probably think that fish can fly

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**Author:** ![HappyYoyoer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/happyyoyoer/32/266188_2.png) [@HappyYoyoer](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/HappyYoyoer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/shower-thoughts/398915/20 "2024-04-18T21:09:15Z")

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I’m the og story, the ball happens over the course of three nights, and each night ends with her running away, so the prince on the third night was tired of her running, so he put tar on the steps to stop her, so she took of one of her shoes to set herself free  
The dress and everything dispersing at midnight was never in it either, he original mother who died had a grave in the woods that she cried at every day. One day her dad went to a fair and asked everyone what the wanted, and while her sisters asked for pretty dresses, she asked for the first branch that hit his hat on his ride there, so she got a branch, planted it at her mothers grave, and her tears watered it until it was nice and big and it attracted birds that would do whatever she wanted, and they made her the dress.  
Lol I did a writing assiment on it a couple of years ago and still remember all of it

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