# Riddles **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [July 7, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797 "2012-07-07T19:50:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/1 "2012-07-07T19:50:30Z")
I walked into a store. And bought a jacket. Miraculously, I went home and painted this jacket. And I went outside. Sadly it rained. Eventually, I returned the jacket and got a burrito X Yellow corn tomalito For gosh sakes, you know what? it tasted good. Only cost 5 bucks X 2 for the drink and side salad. But so worth it. Amazing… Ya know its true. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/2 "2012-07-07T23:27:11Z")
I once knew a guy named Xander Amazingly, he fell into a pit of pasta Much screaming was heard And nobody helped him out For sure people wanted to Only time would tell if anyone would Xander died that day How long till people realise? A virtue of us, not to help those who fell into pasta How long? And will it ever end? The end. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/3 "2012-07-08T04:38:01Z")
Wow How many times can a airplane crash And if it crashes Till what time does it handle its death? Never again? Only time will tell. Wonder on young wanderer… Im still waiting for someone to get one of these, I could have sworn I had two others but they dissapeared for no reason, or maybe they didnt go through, Im not sure. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/4 "2012-07-08T14:48:56Z")
Forever Lost like a feather in the wind You stop and ponder Always will this remain? Where does the longing end? And for who will be the one to stop it? Young forever, or old for eternity. For real, I dont think anyone has gotten these yet, and now Im 100% sure that the last one I posted was deleted by mistake or something. If there is any doubt these are jokes, I invite you to message me so you can understand whats going on, but I want to see who can get these. Thanks J ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/5 "2012-07-08T15:11:16Z")
> [@Jayyo](#): > > Forever > Lost like a feather in the wind > You stop and ponder > Always will this remain? > Where does the longing end? > And for who will be the one to stop it? > Young forever, or old for eternity. > > For real, I dont think anyone has gotten these yet, and now Im 100% sure that the last one I posted was deleted by mistake or something. > If there is any doubt these are jokes, I invite you to message me so you can understand whats going on, but I want to see who can get these. > > Thanks > > J Were the others acrostics too? This one is flyaway. I don’t see how it is funny but definitly poetic… ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/6 "2012-07-08T17:28:41Z")
I get it! ;D Yes Josh you are a sexy fox! ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/7 "2012-07-08T17:39:27Z")
WHERE DO THESE COME FROM! ---
**Author:** ![yoyoavenger](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoavenger/32/884_2.png) [@yoyoavenger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoavenger)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/8 "2012-07-09T00:30:55Z")
which ones? ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/9 "2012-07-09T03:31:44Z")
I posted these in the joke and pun thread. And they kept getting removed apparently. And a mod took them all and made this post, I want an explanation please, I want a full explanation as to why these could not have been posted in that thread. I was waiting for someone to catch on, and these fit perfect. I don’t get it, and I am ready and willing to have a nice talk in an adult matter as to why this is done. Im not looking to be hostile, only looking for some answers. Thank you. J ---
**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/10 "2012-07-09T03:35:00Z")
They were moved because they are not jokes or puns. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/11 "2012-07-09T03:40:51Z")
Joke: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline. There were meant to cause amusement and to some laughter, and I know some I spoke with did. Im not trying to cause anything, Im just pointing out that it didn’t make sense for it to be moved to its own thread and deleted off the main thread. Im not upset about it, was just confused. J ---
**Author:** ![supbreh1234](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/supbreh1234/32/1131_2.png) [@supbreh1234](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/supbreh1234)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/12 "2012-07-09T04:03:44Z")
> [@jhb8426](#): > > They were moved because they are not jokes or puns. > End of story. HEYYYY i laughed at these! ---
**Author:** ![Chilly\_Penguin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/chilly_penguin/32/266_2.png) [@Chilly\_Penguin](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Chilly_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/13 "2012-07-09T04:07:44Z")
> [@supbreh1234](#): > > > [@jhb8426](#): > > > > They were moved because they are not jokes or puns. > > End of story. > > HEYYYY i laughed at these! me too! ---
**Author:** ![sirnaq\_MN42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sirnaq_mn42/32/613_2.png) [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/14 "2012-07-09T07:58:28Z")
Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DrAwesome](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/drawesome/32/1139_2.png) [@DrAwesome](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/DrAwesome)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/15 "2012-07-09T15:37:06Z")
whats green fuzzy and has legs and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? a pool table whats green and has wheels? Grass i was kidding about the wheels how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck was chuck norris? all of it and more ---
**Author:** ![JeiCheetah](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeicheetah/32/612192_2.png) [@JeiCheetah](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JeiCheetah)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/riddles/39797/16 "2012-07-09T15:41:47Z")
An antelope saw a deer. It died. A deer saw an antelope It cried. A moose fell down in the meadow It sighed. A mountain goat fell into a volcano It fried. The black panther watched all of this. It went along for the ride. J