# Recipe for disaster **URL:** \ **Category:** General Yo-Yo\ **Created:** [October 13, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836 "2018-10-13T11:31:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![noodles](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/noodles/32/36467_2.png) [@noodles](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/noodles)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/1 "2018-10-13T11:31:22Z")
1. Put on hand lotion 2. Get a 67g+ yoyo and put on a really old string. 3. Do a speed combo Do you have a better recipe? ---
**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/2 "2018-10-13T12:25:26Z")
Unscrew the yoyo a bit and keep playing? That’s all I got ---
**Author:** ![MastarMash](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/mastarmash/32/34119_2.png) [@MastarMash](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/MastarMash)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/3 "2018-10-13T13:24:30Z")
Don’t forget to turn on your home heating system & humidifier on the highest option available. ---
**Author:** ![gcoomans](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/gcoomans/32/25166_2.png) [@gcoomans](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/gcoomans)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/4 "2018-10-13T15:54:56Z")
Practice your Eli hops under a turned on ceiling fan when you are 6 foot 3. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/5 "2018-10-13T17:33:59Z")
> [@noodles](#): > > speed See what happens when you have an Oxygen deficiency. Anyone dumb enough to use that recipe; deserves exactly what occurs next. Doh😳! ---
**Author:** ![NoT\_ATHROWER](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/not_athrower/32/14242_2.png) [@NoT\_ATHROWER](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NoT_ATHROWER)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/6 "2018-10-13T18:48:07Z")
1. Get 2 1a yoyos 2. Get two reeeaaalllyyy long strings 3. Imitate Hajime’s behind the back soloham ---
**Author:** ![EthanV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4491bb/32.png) [@EthanV](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/EthanV)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/7 "2018-10-14T06:52:09Z")
1. Get a yyr bimetal 2. Wind string on it like an offstring yoyo 3. Walk the dog on the edge of a mountain with that yoyo ---
**Author:** ![imthegreenbean](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/imthegreenbean/32/20044_2.png) [@imthegreenbean](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/imthegreenbean)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/8 "2018-10-14T08:12:13Z")
Add blindfolds and fire. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo\_cubicle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyo_cubicle/32/691750_2.png) [@yoyo\_cubicle](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyo_cubicle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/9 "2018-10-14T10:57:09Z")
Practice front style while standing directly in front of your big screen TV. ---
**Author:** ![Dalex](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dalex/32/43290_2.png) [@Dalex](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dalex)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/10 "2018-10-14T15:47:14Z")
Do horizontal with a bimetal yoyo that has numerous knots in the string. Maybe a few around the axle too. And definitely add the blindfolds! ---
**Author:** ![Dust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dust/32/83340_2.png) [@Dust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dust)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/11 "2018-10-14T16:35:22Z")
Cotton strings on any modern unresponsive. Thats about as bad idea as I can imagine. ---
**Author:** ![ZaYoBoy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zayoboy/32/40174_2.png) [@ZaYoBoy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ZaYoBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/12 "2018-10-15T23:15:39Z")
1. Get 50 inch string 2. Put the string on a 71g yo-yo 3. Try not to hit the floor. ---
**Author:** ![anon19434144](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ccd318/32.png) [@anon19434144](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anon19434144)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/13 "2018-10-16T00:54:20Z")
That’s what ladders, step stools, and platform boots are for. ---
**Author:** ![Yoyoium](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoium/32/157626_2.png) [@Yoyoium](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyoium)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/14 "2022-02-09T15:58:17Z")
This thread is broken 😆🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Marioyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/marioyo/32/303068_2.png) [@Marioyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Marioyo)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/15 "2022-02-09T16:14:25Z")
Buy 50ft string, throw yoyo outside bus window, walk the dog Napoleon Dynamite style ---
**Author:** ![Yoyoium](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoium/32/157626_2.png) [@Yoyoium](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yoyoium)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/16 "2022-02-09T23:59:33Z")
Thats one of the best ones just on more thing to add to that. Do it with a ti 😆 ---
**Author:** ![jeduardo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jeduardo/32/624173_2.png) [@jeduardo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jeduardo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/17 "2022-02-10T00:02:36Z")
Lend your most prestigious yo-yo to someone who does not do yo-yo to play on a concrete surface. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/18 "2022-02-10T00:40:28Z")
Make a yo-yo out of old Dynamite. Then go outside and walk the dog on some concrete. ---
**Author:** ![Roman\_Soup](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/roman_soup/32/173217_2.png) [@Roman\_Soup](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Roman_Soup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 3:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/19 "2022-02-10T03:56:41Z")
1. Buy a yoyo. 2. Look up trick. 3. Learn trick. 4. Spend paychecks on yoyos. 5. Sell yoyo half-priced to pay rent. 6. Repeat. ---
**Author:** ![craZivn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/crazivn/32/124648_2.png) [@craZivn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/craZivn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836/20 "2022-02-10T05:33:16Z")
Have six or twelve drinks and go shopping on YYE at two in the morning with money in the checking account. Ivan [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/recipe-for-disaster/293836.md?page=2)